Best butt in a movie (Fear Fest)

So, since we’ve already started beating each other senseless with equally valid and sterile opinions scavenged straight from IMDb... why don't we move on to discussing the best backdrop for the film? You know, specifically that Jennifer Lopez 🙂

Basically, what's your preferred way to view her: 35mm, Super 35mm, A24 style, or do you just prefer freezing the frame on your DVD player so you can stare at Jennifer Lopez's ass indefinitely?

Do you dig her more in intimate, moody interiors or those massive, flashy outdoor shots? And who should be behind the lens—Steven Soderbergh, Oliver Stone, Tarsem Singh, or some random fourth guy?

(For the slightly more pretentious types out there—which, let's face it, includes me—just imagine Jennifer Lopez's backside in Technicolor, or stretched out in IMAX, or heaven forbid, that overly glamorous VistaVision look...)

It’s either going to be in 70mm, or we'll have to catch it on that new AMC setup at 48 frames per second.

Richard Hernandez13 said:It’s gotta be 70mm, or maybe that new AMC setup at 48 frames per second.

Yeah, man... just imagine how much detail you'd actually catch on her ass in 70mm. You'd see every single little imperfection. 🙂

I feel like the only time things actually felt sexy was in an Oliver Stone film. Everything else just feels too sterile to even bother discussing 😉

on 35mm, Super 35mm, CinemaScope, or if you’re particularly fond of the freeze-frame...

Richard Howard2's....

Richard Howard2 said:Give me a break...

Oh, so you think you're actually cool now? 🙂 😁 😁 😁

Yeah, sure, you'll be "cool" right after you sit through Star Wars for the hundredth time... no biggie...😉

driftingowl27 said:Oh, so you think you're "cool" now? 🙂 😁 😁 😁

Yeah, sure. You'll be "cool" right after you sit through another hundred rewatches of Star Wars... no pressure...😉

Look, I followed the old recipe. It worked. I am officially cool now.

Richard Howard2 said:I guess I'm finally officially cool

Butter! 🙂

I was just sitting here watching the behind-the-scenes footage for her latest music video, and I have to say... there is just something about it.
Honestly, isn't there something far more captivating about those old clips of Jenny back when she was living in the projects, long before the fame, the wealth, and the perfectly sculpted physique? They were shot on Hi8 video, and man, you really have to see it to believe how much soul those grainy shots had.

On a different note, I happened to pick up some information from some rather reliable sources suggesting that Jenny goes in for an ass waxing once a week.

I sincerely hope that by doing so, I haven't inadvertently interfered with someone else's, as Woody Allen might say, hobby.

Ethan Howard45 said:So, I actually heard through some pretty reliable sources that Jenny goes for an ass waxing once a week.

Brrrrr... man, I really hope that isn't as painful as it sounds.

Ethan Howard45 said:So, I actually heard from some pretty reliable sources that Jenny goes for an ass waxing once a week.

But honestly, what's the big deal? Women have hair back there too, right? 😕 😲 🙄

The thread has taken a complete turn into the realm of pure imagination, thanks to all the contributors 🙂

driftingowl27 said:The topic has drifted into purely hypothetical territory, thanks to the contributors. 🙂

One ought to provide subjects that actually interest people—topics that don't require an exhaustive amount of mental labor. I mean, who actually cares about background set design?

It is the exact same principle when it comes to movies. 😉

Blue Eyes said:I mean, what’s the big deal if a woman has some hair growing in certain places? 😕 😲 🙄

First it was Salma Hayek letting her natural look show, and now J. Lo has a backside that looks like she’s been spending way too much time in the woods with Bigfoot!! 😲

I don't think I'll be getting much sleep tonight after thinking about that!

By the way, Jennifer Lopez hasn't been much of a heavyweight since she started churning out those tracks about her perfect life and stellar career. It doesn't help that she’s constantly seen trailing behind Ben Affleck, who—let's be honest—is clearly just obsessed with himself. And then there's that scene with LL Cool J smoking in the video; honestly, it does her absolutely no favors...

driftingowl27 said:First Salma Hayek starts rocking the mustache, and now J. Lo’s got a backside looking like Bigfoot's!!

I mean, that’s just how people dress these days 🙂

Anyway, I honestly think Coppola could do a killer job editing her butt out of frame—considering he hasn't actually made a decent movie in over 20 years. 🙂

Man, just imagine if that was actually on you—I mean, we’re talking about such a tiny distance, just a few millimeters.

Honestly, I think Jennifer Lopez could probably take every single stray hair she plucks from her backside and sell them all for charity. With the kind of massive profit she’d make from that, she could actually fund the economic development of entire developing nations.

How many people they've fleeced... they could have used that money to digitize half of Africa 🙂