Tampons

Betty Rivera14 said:Honestly, I just don't get any of this... one girl doesn't even know how to use a tampon, another thinks she might be pregnant while taking birth control despite not having sex, the third one clearly thinks she can't go to a gynecologist because she's a virgin, and then there's the fourth one who started having sex before she even finished middle school...🙄

Excuse me, but I think we really shouldn't forget about the lady who claimed her little fish smelled so bad it was making her boyfriend pass out.😁 I think she definitely deserves a mention in this thread too!😁

Ashley Vaughn79, look, maybe try actually using a tampon sometime... seriously, give it a shot, then you'll finally understand why we all lost our minds here.😁

goldentinker79 said:Excuse me, but I don't think we should just gloss over the girl who claimed her tiny little fish dinner was so stinky it actually knocked her boyfriend unconscious. 😁 Pretty sure she deserves a spot in the Hall of Fame for that one. 😁

Oh man, you mean the legendary "stinky pizza" post? Seriously, I spent days laughing my head off at that disaster... 🙏 🙏 🙏

If there's just a little bit of fishy smell and her boyfriend is passing out from the stench, I honestly think she deserves to stay relevant.

LOL 😁
Oh man, this one is a total classic... all because of some fish 😁
Fish have always been high stakes... she really should've watched what she poured 😁

slyhound5 said:Oh man, I remember this. This is that legendary "stinky pizza" thread... honestly, I was practically weeping for days after reading it.🙏 🙏 🙏

Man, what a mess. That poor woman just bolted from the forum as fast as she could! Even my husband started asking questions under my account because he couldn't believe how wild this story was.😁

S. Jones—well, can you blame her? She basically admitted she wasn't exactly wearing anything that smelled like roses to bed.😁

Thanks, everyone!

I guess I'm giving up on the dry tampon idea... though using thongs with specific pads doesn't seem super reliable either. Maybe I'll just stick to my diapers for now. 😁

Well, it was worth a shot... 🙄

You ever hear that old joke where Fata goes to the grocery store to pick up some cod, but she can't remember what the fish is actually called, so after trying to explain it to the clerk without any luck... she just reaches into her pants and says it smells like this

Ashley Vaughn79 said:I’d honestly rather just stick to diapers at this point. 😁

Well, look... you don't necessarily need full-on diapers, maybe just try a pad instead.😁 😁 😁 😁 🙄 😁 😁

As far as I can tell, fish smells like fish, and pizza smells like... well, pizza. Simple as that.🙂

John Hughes26 said:As far as I'm concerned, fish smells like fish, and pizza smells like pizza... end of story.🙂

You clearly don't know the first thing about fish or pizza.😁

I honestly don't even get this group... one girl doesn't even know how to use a tampon, the next one is stressing about being pregnant while taking pills despite not even having sex, the third one clearly thinks she can't go to a gynecologist because she's a virgin, and then there's the fourth one who apparently started having sex before she even finished middle school...

👍 👍 🙏 🙏 🙏 😁

Betty Rivera14 said:You clearly don't know a fish from a slice of pizza.😁

Well, fish is what stinks, and pizza is what you actually eat... how do you spell it again?... PIZZA... you can devour it, snack on it, or whatever else.

Fish doesn't smell to me—take this past Saturday, for example. I baked a sea bass in salt... that was the scent...

Did the chicken pay its dues?😲 😁

Betty Rivera14 said:Fish doesn't smell to me—I baked a whole sea bass in salt this past Saturday... smelled amazing.

No smell here either... and I actually love trout.

Why is this goalie the best in the world? They can save two balls at once—and make the star striker want to barf.

Carol Grant33 said:Did Zubac pay for the chicken?😲 😁

Prstace and Zubac...

but...

your efforts are wasted, musicians.😁

Honestly, you guys are killing me... with that guy, you can't actually get full, you just feel sort of... vaguely satisfied? It's such a letdown.

Give me a greasy, slow-cooked brisket any day of the week—now *that* is real food. 😁

Thomas Mendoza5 said:some mangled, cremated mammal

It’s pretty obvious we come from the same school of thought. We clearly speak the same language.😁>

Ashley Vaughn79
Why go with "diapers" when you could just use a regular pad? You said your flow is light on the first day—just a few drops—so why bother with that? I always stick to a regular pad on day one. If that’s not enough, maybe try a mini tampon if you really have to.

Honestly, I think you’re overthinking this way too much. Girl, you were the one who said it wasn't going to be a huge deal right away. Is it really that big of a deal to just wear a pad? You don't even have to go for those massive overnight ones or whatever—just a regular one. It’s not like this is happening every single damn weekend! And please, don't tell me you're trying to go without any protection at all; the thought of that actually makes me cringe.
And what if you just wear normal underwear? Good grief, it's not the end of the world.😕 🙄 If you're seriously stressing because you can see a panty line, then maybe just chill out a little! Get real. Maybe I was a bit blunt, but I just don't get why you're making such a massive production out of this.😕

Or, you know... just head out on Friday! 😁 😉 😁 🙂 😉