Megathread: Why aren't the ladies replying to my PMs?

So, I send a direct message to one of the ladies on this forum, and what do I get? Absolute silence. Not even a peep! It’s like she won't even take the bait, and let me tell you, I know I'm putting out a high-quality lure here.
Something clearly isn't right. Is it even possible that my message didn't even reach her inbox in the first place?

To make matters worse, some of the most charming women on this entire site don't even have the option to receive private messages enabled.
The Big Apple, help me out here! What on earth is going on with these settings lately? 🙂

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We’re looking at a massive issue here.

Show them what you're made of, and just turn off your DMs ☕

Drew Perez15 said:Stand your ground! Just shut off your DMs already.☕

Oh, I’ll show them something else alright, but first I have to find a way to break into their damn inboxes.🥳

boldbison48 said:I’d love to give them a piece of my mind, really, but I should probably find a way through their inbox first. 🥳

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Honestly, it's totally overrated. It's absolute garbage.

Larry Walker24 said:The damn thing is totally overrated; it's absolute garbage.

Everything else is fine, I suppose, but you completely missed the point regarding the whole situation. 😉

They simply don't cut it because they lack any semblance of basic decency or politeness, and honestly, I suspect the whole thing is just manufactured to be obnoxious.

John Cruz78 said:They don't respond because they lack basic decency and manners—it’s likely all just a calculated act.

And do you honestly believe it’s fair that I am being treated as if I'm completely fabricated, while she gets a free pass?
I am absolutely certain this is nothing more than a technical glitch, and I expect Microsoft to have it sorted out in no time. 🙂

boldbison48 said:Everything else is fine, but you missed the point about the little girl. 😉

Why does this macho man have a girl on his avatar? 😉

Larry Walker24 said:Why on earth does zakej have a literal dick as his avatar? 😉

But the real question here—the one actually worth asking—is why hasn't Duba shown up yet? 🙂

boldbison48 said:Do you honestly think it’s fair that I’m being painted as some delusional lunatic while she gets a free pass to be whatever she wants?

And why on earth wouldn't she be allowed? It’s basic physics, isn't it? Like attracts like, after all. 🤔

John Cruz78 said:And why on earth shouldn't it be? I mean, isn't it true that like attracts like? 🤔

Sometimes opposites attract too. But honestly, who can say for sure anymore?

Locked.
I have absolutely no patience for these troll-bait threads cluttering up the main discussion boards.