2019 Bahrain Grand Prix (March 29-31)

race driver :

Charles Leclerc

neonfox65 said:finished right in front of Sebastian Vettel's little dance routine 👋

Sebastian Vettel is a master of the pirouette. He ought to audition at the Metropolitan Opera.

What a massive letdown for Ferrari, which really just serves as another gift wrapped up for Mercedes-Benz. 🤦

I’m genuinely starting to worry that after three years of nothing but disappointment, we still aren't seeing any real structural changes. It feels like we're just bracing ourselves for another season of cold showers.

I don't know what you're trying to say. You're just sending me random letters. Get to the point. kaže:
You don't need to write "Sebastian Vettel messes up," just Sebastian Vettel.🙂

It's actually Sebastian Vettel...☕
Just like that legend, Fernando Alonso. 😁

Old school nicknames for Seb and Alonso, courtesy of stormybadger8. 🙂
Read this whole thread and try not to lose it laughing. 😁

Lewis Hamilton, you were just mentioning the other day how Mercedes-Benz has this incredible race pace while Ferrari is basically eating through their tires like crazy. 🙏

darkmarlin16 said:driver of the race:

Charles Leclerc

Well deserved.

Sebastian Vettel looks like a total moron with that mustache.

Jerry Moore61 said:I guess Max Verstappen spun out during the cool-down lap—some guy caught the curb, maybe.

Unlike Sebastian Vettel—who seems to spend almost every other race spinning out, including today—it’s a different story altogether.

briskhound76 said:The engine gave out on all three at once—I guess that’s just how it goes. 😲

No comment on General Motors—I guess. 🤦 They were a huge disappointment to me—but I suppose it’s only the second race. At least the engine in the McLaren seems to be performing well. 👍

darkmarlin16 said:Well, it isn't exactly a DNF today—he's just running about two laps down, I guess. 🍿

Well, technically that’s how things will play out—but since he didn't even finish the race, the whole situation is starting to feel a bit comical, I guess. 😬

darkmarlin16 said:Lewis acted like a total gentleman—I guess.

Well, I guess Lewis has always been that way. 🙂

Just my luck—my router decided to crap out right when I was about to catch the 🙏.

stormybadger8 said:Sebastian Vettel is spot on here...☕
Just like the legendary Fernando Alonso 😁

Old nicknames for Seb and Alonso courtesy of TBF 🙂

Seb, Mustache—those are the classics

Pirouette Seb

Finger

And of course:



🤣

Now we’ve got NASCAR too, but honestly, I doubt even that’s going to top this level of pure excitement

darkmarlin16 said:Max Verstappen basically ran straight to the boxing ring just so Carlos wouldn't slap him.

darkmarlin16 said:Just ban this idiot already.🙂

What a trash driver. As soon as someone shows he's faster, he just loses his mind.

darkmarlin16 said:Absolute stinker.🙂

Honestly, there's nothing left to say. I really hope the mods step in and handle this according to the rules. I've already reported the posts.

crimsonhawk23 said:At least the engine in the McLaren is actually performing. 👍

So, even Sanzu finally called it quits. 😁

Robert Cox46 said:Tib, you were just mentioning the other day how Mercedes has incredible race pace while Ferrari absolutely shreds their tires... 🙏

Nah, he actually said Red Bull Racing has the best race pace—anyway, I'm just waiting for him to jump in and defend that in the other thread.

neonfox65 said:Seb—and Mustache—those are just nicknames at this point.

Seb doing a little pirouette

finger

and naturally:

https://i.postimg.cc/pLgX7WkS/petl.jpg

🤣

Honestly, I feel like you’re just in a hateful mood toward everyone whenever your favorite driver isn't playing the lead role, but even so—this picture is just too much.

Richard Walker38 said:It’s just not right—I really hope the mods step in and handle this by the book. I've already reported the posts.

Look, he needs to vent—he's clearly frustrated, and honestly, I don't hold it against him...😉

briskhound76 said:Well, Sanzu also got sacked 😁

True, though he wasn't scoring points anyway—plus, after that collision with Max Verstappen, he had enough other issues that I'd rather not go there. Lando Norris put in a magnificent drive, especially considering it was only his second one 🙏

It might be worth revisiting Sebastian Vettel's masterclass from earlier today:
https://streamable.com/tpctf
Mission Spinnow
🤦

neonfox65 said:Seb, Mustache—those are just nicknames

Spinning Seb

finger

You clearly have zero imagination🤦
And you're obviously lacking a sense of humor too...

What kind of hellish "Spinning Seb" is that?

There goes Seb again...

crimsonhawk23 said:True, but he wasn't even scoring points, and after that collision with Max Verstappen, everything went sideways for him, so let's not even go there. Lando drove a masterclass today. This was only his second podium 🙏

Good Lando over Fernando edit 🙂 😁

EDIT:
Listening to the kid on Sky—man, he is incredibly sharp for his age...
Seriously, you have to watch that interview. 👍

If he keeps this up and stays this smart, he’s got everything it takes to reach the absolute top.

Richard Walker38 said:Man, there's just nothing left to say here, I'm seriously hoping the mods step in and handle this by the book. I went ahead and reported the posts.

Thanks. 🙂

You've always been a class act ☕

Man, if it wasn't for my mom, who else would be keeping me laughing... 🙂