Can I get a perm? Thanks!

The title says it all. Thanks.

No way. Thanks

Like I already mentioned over on the US chat,

A permanent ban isn't something you can just request.

As far as I'm aware, the longest suspension you can pull is two years.

Larry Walker24 said:No way. Thanks

Short and sweet.🙏

Larry Walker24 said:No way. Thanks

You aren't a moderator.

wearybison63 said:Like I already mentioned over on the US chat,

A permanent ban isn't something you can just request.

As far as I'm aware, the longest suspension you can pull is two years.

Short and sweet.🙏

The permaban? I'll pay you for it.

Henry Morris4 said:You aren't a moderator.

The permaban? I'll pay you for it.

Whoa... my first bribe attempt.😁

I’m going to have to decline.

I'd rather not start a whole new thread over this.👋

You’re already heading out, and you haven't even tried the brisket yet 😳

What’s the name gonna be for the new profile?

What’s the harm? He’s a good kid at heart 😁

Henry Morris4 said:The title says it all. Thanks.

LOL, give me a break. Let the admins mess around however they please. The rules have changed.

Since the whole point of a permaban is acting like a drama queen and making a huge exit, here is the new two-step procedure:

1. Provide a detailed, logical explanation as to why you want a permaban that actually convinces the administration your reasons are valid.
2. The thread needs to hit at least 150 posts.

A simpler way is to wire $50 (plus sales tax) to the Reddit fund account. $50 This covers one ban and one unban. The cheaper option is $33 (plus sales tax), but that only gets you one ban and you won't get an unban later. Well, unless you pay another $33 (plus sales tax).

There it is. It works for you and anyone else interested in the future.

🙂

placidhound5 said:LOL, give me a break. Let the admins mess around however they please. The rules have changed.

Since the whole point of a permaban is acting like a drama queen and making a huge exit, here is the new two-step procedure:

1. Provide a detailed, logical explanation as to why you want a permaban that actually convinces the administration your reasons are valid.
2. The thread needs to hit at least 150 posts.

A simpler way is to wire $50 (plus sales tax) to the Reddit fund account. $50 This covers one ban and one unban. The cheaper option is $33 (plus sales tax), but that only gets you one ban and you won't get an unban later. Well, unless you pay another $33 (plus sales tax).

There it is. It works for you and anyone else interested in the future.

🙂

Does that work for getting partial bans removed too?

I'd probably just add another zero to what $50 suggested if I really needed it.

placidhound5 said:LOL, give me a break. Let the admins mess around however they please. The rules have changed.

Since the whole point of a permaban is acting like a drama queen and making a huge exit, here is the new two-step procedure:

1. Provide a detailed, logical explanation as to why you want a permaban that actually convinces the administration your reasons are valid.
2. The thread needs to hit at least 150 posts.

A simpler way is to wire $50 (plus sales tax) to the Reddit fund account. $50 This covers one ban and one unban. The cheaper option is $33 (plus sales tax), but that only gets you one ban and you won't get an unban later. Well, unless you pay another $33 (plus sales tax).

There it is. It works for you and anyone else interested in the future.

🙂

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Man, someone should've banned that spammer ages ago. 😁

Guess he finally got comfortable...

coppersailor28 said: .
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Isn't there a faster way to handle this? It's basically just two days of work and you're done... In that timeframe, he could easily pull in $333 working a construction site out in the suburbs.

Don't be so hard on our fellow forum members🙂
Ms. @Henry Morris4 is female!

On a construction site, she'd probably be bringing out water and shots for the injured workers... right?

Look at how polite and gentlemanly @brightsailor17 was about it (post #12; 'guy');
even regular user @Rachel Richardson managed to keep it together—mostly, but still (post #8; 'kid').

Looks like post 10 is getting straight-up ignored 🙂

Larry Walker24 said:Looks like post 10 is getting straight-up ignored 🙂

This one?

Larry Walker24 said:Does that work for getting partial bans removed too?

I'd probably just add another zero to what $50 suggested if I really needed it.

No need to add an extra zero.
Number 'One hundred fifty.Write the numbers exactly like @brightsailor17 did.placidhound5 Posted.

It’s somewhat similar to what you'd need just to achieve basic grammatical correctness.
"I would. Posted. With these guys. $50 Posted. Add another zero if necessary."
One word would have been enough.Posted.'.

Larry Walker24 said:Looks like post 10 is getting straight-up ignored 🙂

Are you really unable to see that this whole thing is just one big joke?

It’s actually worse than the July 3rd situation
Nobody is even bothering to approach him ☕

Casey Bennett said:Are you really unable to see that this whole thing is just one big joke?

It wasn't a joke. placidhound5 has a job to do. Their role is to post official updates, nothing more.

Larry Walker24 said:Does that work for getting partial bans removed too?

I'd probably just add another zero to what $50 suggested if I really needed it.

No.

Casey Bennett said:Are you really unable to see that this whole thing is just one big joke?

👍