Coincidences - The Godfather

One word—pancakes!

It’s always good to know the actual motivation behind inviting someone out for coffee

p.s. No, I’m seriously not crazy and some people aren't actually being shady—I think I just imagine things that way myself

If you’re looking for a monologue, you’re basically just talking to a brick wall.
And if you prefer half-baked nonsense, I guess you just want someone on the other end who’s actually smarter than you.