Zewa vs. the competition: Which toilet paper is actually the best?

Here is something for you ladies 🙂 My wife sent me to the store yesterday to grab some toilet paper and a few other things, and when I hit the aisle, my list says Paloma, 10 rolls, 3-ply, but if that stuff isn't there, I'm basically screwed. A man is left alone in a sea of paper, totally lost, wondering which one to pick just to avoid a massive argument at home later (I don't really get why this specific brand matters so much to women, but whatever 🙂 I started looking around and the first thing that caught my eye was Zewa—wow, it’s actually good!!! GREAT, SOFT, SMELLS AMAZING, but it's way out of my league because it's the most expensive, and I usually aim for the middle ground. As I was staring at it, thinking about grabbing something "CHEAPER," I realized, wait a second, Zewa feels much thicker in my hand, even though it's also a 10-pack. So I compared the price; this cheapest K Plus brand is $5.50 while Zewa is $8.00. Looking at them, the individual K Plus roll is super soft to the touch, but the Zewa roll is quite firm and significantly thicker... hmm, what now? I ended up buying both just to run a little TEST 🙂 Once I got home, I pulled out the kitchen scale and weighed the K Plus, which is only 59 grams per roll, and then the Zewa, which is 109 grams per roll, so I sat down to do the math. X times Y equals... ahahaha

Zewa 10 rolls = 1080 grams = $8.00
K Plus 10 rolls = 590 grams = $5.50

Which means for a price difference of only $2.50, we got an extra 500 grams of paper. It means if you wanted to buy the same weight of K Plus, you’d practically have to buy a second pack just to match the amount of paper you get with Zewa; for $11, you’d be getting 1180 grams. So I can honestly say that ZEWA IS THE CHEAPEST TOILET PAPER ON THE AMERICAN MARKET OVERALL, and I haven't even factored in that Zewa is far better quality than all those "cheaper" brands, which should definitely be taken into account too 🙂

THE CONFUSION OVER CHEAP TOILET PAPER IS SOLVED 🙂 🙂

Way to go 😂
I'm a fan of that Violet brand; I think a 16-pack goes for about $24-$8.25

The test isn't actually complete until you pull that empty cardboard tube out from the center. 😁Maybe Mozda Zewa has one of those heavy-duty rolls that just proves your theory about throwing money down the drain is right on the money...

Jamie Newman5 said:The test isn't even complete until you pull that empty cardboard tube out from the middle. Maybe Mozda Zewa has a thicker roll, which would pretty much wreck your theory about whether dumping tar actually pays off.😁

Fine, I’m going to go vent right now. 🙂 LOL.

Jamie Newman5 said:The test isn't even complete until you pull that empty cardboard tube out from the center. Maybe Mozda Zewa has a thicker roll, which would pretty much blow your theory about the profitability of tossing tarugas into the water right out of the water... I guess.😁

You're right, I messed up. The inner cardboard roll is about 4.7 inches and it's thick as a finger, haha.🙂 I mean, that isn't even a water pipe, friend. 🙂

Whenever I feel like treating myself to a little extra comfort, I find myself reaching for the Target three-ply version for $8.00, because it truly is wonderful. It has such a lovely, soft texture! I haven't really been keeping track of my weight or anything like that, but isn't it interesting how the math always works out the same? Whether I buy one single pack of that thicker, premium stuff or grab three packs of the cheap two-ply kind for $2.75, I always end up spending just about the same amount... 😁

The absolute best bang for your buck is definitely that 16-roll Zewa pack, $11 you can find it over at Walmart 😉

Since we’re all just messing around here 😍 DMov, if we're talking about absolute kings of toilet paper, the 5-ply stuff is unbeatable. I only grab 6 rolls at a time, but honestly, they last me longer than any of those cheap 10-packs out there. You really only need a couple of sheets 😍 plus, if you check the price tag at Target, they actually break down the cost per sheet for you. They aren't calculating the price per roll; it's the actual sheet count!

Oh, such a hilarious yet totally relatable topic for everyday life, 🙂😉

Zewa is a bit tougher, though it’s wider too, so I find myself with quite a bit of leftover paper.

Either way, it feels higher quality than the stuff from Walmart.

But then again, you really need any good option available—just a heads-up though, watch your fingers so they don't get caught. 🤣

An insightful and educational topic, though I suppose one should still... meet the king—ShitBegone 🤣

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