brightsurfer67
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joined Nov 2011
So, I finally went through with my septoplasty—just fixing the deviation, no cosmetic stuff because, you know, I'm already pretty much perfect as is😁 so I figured I’d share the whole ordeal since I spent forever scouring forums looking for someone who had actually done this procedure
basically, first off, you can't eat or drink anything for 6 to 8 hours before the surgery, though it's not a full day of fasting so you don't have to starve yourself completely
on the actual day of the surgery, you need to be at the hospital by 7:45 AM; that’s when I showed up, even though my procedure didn't start until 2:15 PM, so I had plenty of time to sit there and stew in my own anxiety
once you're in the OR, you have to strip off your top; I think the ladies aren't allowed to wear bras, but you'll survive, and you can keep your pajama bottoms and underwear on
when they hooked me up to the EKG, the anesthesiologist commented on how nervous we both were, and then I could hear my heart rate starting to hammer away in my ears; it spiked all the way up to 160, so they basically had to knock me out immediately before I actually had a heart attack right there on the table😁
the surgery itself takes about 45 to 60 minutes, and afterward, you're in such a fog that you barely feel like a human being, but you usually start feeling okay after about an hour
right after the surgery, nothing really hurts because the anesthesia is still kicking in, but don't expect to sleep; you physically cannot sleep, and to make matters worse, you get this disgusting amount of blood draining down the back of your throat, which is just vile
day one is absolutely brutal with the pain and a massive headache; some people say their head didn't hurt at all, but mine felt like it was splitting open, so I spent the entire day riding a wave of painkillers, unable to sleep, unable to eat, and dealing with that nauseating blood trickling down my throat. It was gross. They actually discharged me the same day, but I was one of the lucky ones—about 90% of people end up stuck in the hospital for 2 or 3 days
you won't see any real changes for about four days, and during that time, everything still sucks; your nose hurts like hell, those nasal tampons are incredibly uncomfortable, and that stuffed-up sensation is almost unbearable at times. Just take whatever painkillers you need and try to hang in there; for me, the feeling of having those tampons and all that blood packed in my nose was just too much. You’ll be limited to drinking through a straw and eating soft, liquid foods because opening your mouth too wide causes intense pain in your nose
day four is when they pull the tampons out; it doesn't hurt, but it is a very weird sensation, and you'll probably bleed for about 15 minutes afterward, and then that's it. You'll get some nasal drops and then head back in a week to get the stitches removed
I’m writing this on day five, and honestly, the pain is gone; my nose still feels full of stuff because I’m not supposed to blow it for a few more days, so I’m just dealing with that, but otherwise, everything is fine
for the record, I had the procedure at a major medical center in Miami performed by Dr. Miller, who is an absolute legend; everyone raves about him, and now I get it, because he truly is a master at what he does
I won't lie to you, the experience was pretty unpleasant, but it was totally worth it because I can finally breathe properly, and I’d honestly do the whole thing over again if I had to
I think most people in this group are terrified of the surgery, and I definitely was too, but believe me, it’s such a routine procedure that this doctor handles about six of them a day without breaking a sweat
so, if you are seriously struggling with breathing issues, man up and just get this stupid thing over with😍and if you have any questions, feel free to ask