Your Highness (2011)

Richard Wilson4 said:Did Portman film this before or after she was pregnant?

Before! 😁

Caught that last weekend. It’s such a killer fantasy parody, and honestly, the cast is top-tier (with Lannister senior playing the King 😁).

Honestly, it was kind of a flop... just a weak attempt at that gross-out style of humor using a medieval setting, and I only managed a couple of actual laughs.

Edward Morris40 said:Total nonsense. Just a bad attempt at using gross-out humor with some medieval theme. I barely cracked a smile...

Yeah, honestly, same here... the trailer was easily the best part of the whole thing. The movie is way too hyped up for what it actually is... Natalie is supposed to be the lead, but she barely shows up for 50 minutes and maybe has five decent scenes, if you can even call them that... the rest just didn't click for me. Like, what is this supposed to be? Some weird mashup parody of Robin Hood, King Arthur, and Peter Pan all rolled into one?☕ ☕I'm totally disappointed... 🙂

Man, what a mindless, boring slog of a movie.

There are honestly only three decent things about it: that redheaded Wonder Woman sucking the life out of everything (the rest aren't terrible, I guess), plus
-that weird bit with the Minotaur's junk.
-the shocker when they kill off Conan the Barbarian right after he joins the crew.

I'm not really feeling Frank in this one. And Portman? She was pretty bad here, though I can't blame her too much—the role itself just wasn't anything special.

The rest of them aren't even worth mentioning. Especially that Briton guy; he was super weak here, which is a bummer because I usually dig him in Path of Vengeance.