Vampires Suck

David Price5 said: Jersey Shore Twilight Parody disaster

Total train wreck. ☕

Honestly, it just feels like some half-baked, wannabe funny parody of a movie that wasn't even great to begin with. I can't say I'm exactly itching to go watch any of that stuff.

I watched Vampires Suck. It was nothing special. There were some funny bits, but honestly... 🤷
I really thought it was going to be this amazing movie, but nope. Not even close.

The best part, though, was when that girl shouts: Team Jacob bitch! 😁

Grace Flores34 said:I watched Vampires Suck. It wasn't exactly anything special—some funny bits here and there, but... 🤷
I honestly expected a masterpiece, but yeah, definitely not.

The highlight for me was when that girl shouts: Team Jacob bitch! 😁

Where'd you even see it? The rating in the USA is only 18.8 :/

My favorite part is in the trailer—when she just whacks her with a shovel!

mistyrider36 said:Where did you even see that? It clearly states it's only 18.8% in the USA. :/

For me, the absolute highlight of the trailer is when she just absolutely decks him with a shovel!

Just scour the torrent sites—you'll find it there.

silverheron91 said:It feels like a pointless, wannabe funny parody of an already mindless movie. I can't imagine watching any of it...

I agree with this, though I'm glad they're parodying Twilight—you either love that film or the sheer stupidity of it drives you insane. I fall firmly into the latter group...

I actually tried sitting through this online, but I had to bail before I even hit the halfway mark because the sheer volume of stupidity and lack of any coherent thought was just overwhelming. It feels like they dumped every single funny moment into the trailer, leaving the rest of the movie so brainless that it’s practically unwatchable (like that ridiculous part where the old guy takes out the Native American in the wagon accompanied by those "Saltburn" sound effects)😕...look, being "stupid" and being "funny" are two very different things. Sure, there are a few decent parodies sprinkled in, but this? I'm not exactly a huge fan of Twilight, but honestly, I'd much rather sit through that than suffer through this again.☕

It would be absolutely perfect if the actors from that parody actually starred in a real movie.
There are some genuinely clever jokes in the parody.

Found it and gave it a watch. Honestly, I’ve always had a soft spot for those cheesy parodies—they're a great way to laugh, especially when they're taking shots at Twilight.

There are plenty of solid, funny moments in there, though I can't help but think the movie would've been better if Buffy had more screen time—maybe even let her be the one to finish him off.😁

This is going to be an absolute train wreck. I mean, just look at the directors—Friedberg and Seltzer (the minds behind Meet the Spartans, Disaster Movie, and Epic Movie)👎

I’m a huge movie buff, but I definitely have those nights where I just want to sit back and watch a parody... even if they aren't exactly "high art." That's kind of the whole point of a parody, isn't it? To be a little ridiculous. Based on the trailer alone, this one looks like it might actually hit the mark.

trailer - 👍 🤣
movie - 🤦
honestly, this is just a worse version of the first two movies. and it’s definitely not even funny.

Donna Mendoza32 said:trailer - 👍 🤣
movie - 🤦
Honestly, this one is even worse than the first two. And it’s definitely not hitting the funny bone.

Exactly. The trailer is 🙏 but the actual movie is just straight-up stupid.
It’s not even funny, just mindless...

mistyrider36 said:I tracked it down and watched it. Personally, I find those cheesy parodies absolutely brilliant; they always give me a good laugh, especially now that everyone is making fun of Twilight.

It features plenty of great, hilarious moments, though I honestly think the movie would have been better if Buffy had more screen time—maybe even if she was the one to take him out. 😁

Where can I watch the full movie?
🙏

Hannah Booth9 said:Where can I watch the full movie?🙏

Here it is:

Vampires Suck @Megashare

Enjoy. 😉

Oh goodness, I guess I'm just not really a huge fan of those parody movies, starting from that dark movie and moving forward, so I think I might just skip this one too (especially since I'm such a big fan of Twilight! 😛)

Lisa Alvarez67 said:Here it is:

Vampires Suck @Megashare

Enjoy! 😉

Thanks, Lisa Alvarez67😍

driftinghawk512 said:Ugh, I'm really not a fan of those parodies, starting from Vampires Suck and going down the line, so I think I'll skip this one too (plus, I'm actually a Twilight fan 😛)

Honestly, Vampires Suck was still decent compared to the absolute train wrecks we've been getting lately (like Epic or those disaster movies, etc.)

To me, this looks like it'll be right up there with those.

Absolute disaster. I usually force myself through those parodies because, honestly, the first two Twilight movies were decent enough to tolerate—but this one? I couldn't even make it to the credits.