Small town girl

Morgan Allen71 said:So, what's the move regarding the outfits? Does anyone know where we can find some budget-friendly options...
just leave a little bit to the imagination and show off almost everything...
success is basically guaranteed, because our buddy is going to be absolutely mortified by the sheer embarrassment... and if at least two of you actually walk out on him mid-way through, well, that might just be the hardest part for him to swallow...

Yeah, totally—aim for those perfect materials like polyester and plenty of Spandex, maybe even some glitter thrown in there, and definitely grab the cheapest shoes you can find...😍
It’s also highly recommended to sprinkle in a bunch of foreign loanwords where they don't belong and make zero sense in context...👍

Drinking straight from the bottle and belching loudly.

When you head to the restroom, make sure to ask your friend out loud if there’s any TP left. You know, just in case you're in a bind and she's out.

Low-rise jeans paired with visible thong straps.

Animal prints are mandatory—preferably mixed with gold and silver accents.

Way too much foundation and way too much blush.

Deep, intellectual discussions about the last Live Nation show and moshing in the front row.

Set your ringtone to some boring ballad, arrange for someone to call you constantly, and then pull your phone out while you're out with friends to aggressively grope at it while swearing loudly.