Hotel California

Walter Foster52 said:it's because she's faking it☕

don't ask me how I know.. I heard it through the grapevine😛

honestly, it's way harder to fake an orgasm when you're a guy...

Carol Jackson45 said:I've honestly never heard anyone being bitchy just because of hair removal before.😕

Well, true, but so many girls actually hate getting it done... especially one of my girlfriends who goes for waxing... ugh, so painful! But hey, smooth skin is totally worth it! mmmmmmmm! 😍

Well, Walter Foster52 is talking nonsense again 😉

Hey there, sweetheart 😉

Adam Moore said:it’s pretty damn hard to fake an orgasm when you're a guy...

so what happens if someone just cuts off your Lyndon B. Johnson? 🙂

@Mrk-fa; you have zero sense of chronology, and you clearly aren't grasping the thin (like my actual fingers) chain of cause and effect I just laid out for you. 🙄

Emily Hernandez28 said:nah, Walter Foster52 is totally wrong😉

hey dollface 😉

oh man 😍

how on earth do you know? 😳 😁

Walter Foster52 said:yo what if someone cuts off your Lyndon B. Johnson?? 🙂

haha, well first you'd probably need a microscope 😬
then there wouldn't be any orgasms left, real or fake... I guess. 🙂

Adam Moore said:lol, first you'd actually need to find a microscope😬

wow, your fake act is just such a "totally unexpected plot twist"🙏

np - The White Stripes : Rodeo town

Basil Rathbone said:Lynyrd Skynyrd might be nothing more than uneducated, bigoted Southern hillbillies, but tracks like "Simple Man" and "Tuesday's Gone" are legitimate classics...🙏

And since you're just some illiterate, low-rent kid from the sticks, I guess we're even, right? 😬 😬

Honestly, some people just never grow out of their middle school phase... 🤣

Regardless, the song is decent—I'm talking about "The Beverly Hills Hotel"—but yeah, it's getting a little played out...

Adam Moore said:it's pretty damn hard to fake an orgasm when you're a guy...

Oh, please, anyone can do it if they try hard enough... 😉

🙂 ups

shut up, stormvviper11...

stormyviper11 said:It’s possible, totally possible... 😉

🙂 oops

deemjot, you idiot!

🤣 Look at this veteran right here! And then they go and try to drag him through the mud on Reddit 🙂

stormyviper11 said:It’s definitely doable... 😉

Fair point, maybe it is possible, but I’ve honestly never needed that skill once in my life. Boom!

Walter Foster52 said:Oh, please, Nettlice😍

How on earth could you possibly know that? 😳 😁

Cleanliness is next to godliness, after all.😉

ari peka nikkola said:Are there seriously still people playing guitar at beach bars??? I thought that died out back in my day.

Unfortunately, they haven't. And honestly, there's something even worse that hasn't died out either: hearing those same shitty songs being played on the boardwalk. I’d drop a hydrogen bomb on those crowds in a heartbeat...

You talking about just those specific songs, or playing on the beach in general? Honestly, jamming on the sand with a few bottles of decent wine is the move. It's way better for kids to be out playing music at the beach than stuck in those overpriced trendy cafes that turn into tacky dive bars by midnight and let people catcall passersby.

My little hometown basically turned into Vegas 😢

🙂 🙂 🙂

Carol Jackson45 said:Playing music on the beach with a few bottles of local wine—that’s a pretty solid way to spend an evening, I guess.

Carol Jackson45 said:There is nothing quite like playing music on the beach with a few bottles of local wine. Honestly, I’d much rather see kids playing sets on the sand than hanging out in those overpriced trendy cafes that turn into tacky dive bars by midnight, judging everyone who walks past...

🙂

Watching those trendy, upscale coffee shops suddenly transform into rowdy, neon-lit dive bars late at night—only to hear people making such blunt, mindless comments about everyone walking by—is honestly quite the experience.

Orange finally spoke up in a way that actually makes sense for his age😉

Not me. I’m a total nostalgic. It drives me crazy how nowadays you have to be stuck in some overpriced commercial bubble just to feel like you actually went out. The beaches, the park benches, the town squares—they're all getting emptier, while those pointless coffee shops are getting more crowded. It’s stupid.

What’s wrong with making a blunt, passing comment? 😳