Who's actually going to this festival?

To whom?

Me.

Why does every single backwater town in this stinking country need its own film festival????😠

Over the last ten days, I’ve heard about three different events—some were at JPMorgan Chase, others were happening this weekend somewhere that escapes my memory right now, and there's one coming up soon in Washington, D.C., isn't there? 🙄 🙂

Stop posting about The Graduate here.

Just head out—there's nothing left to see. Go enjoy some peace and quiet elsewhere. Seriously, nothing to see here. Why don't you go wander off into the woods and start peeling bark off trees...

So, has anyone heard about that American film festival happening over in Oranges 😁😁😁

As for that documentary festival down in Phoenix 😁

But seriously, where the hell are all the horror film festivals? 😠

Lawrence Booth2 said:As for that documentary film festival in Sarajevo, I have some thoughts. 😁

That one wrapped up on Sunday. 👍

I heard there might be some kind of national festival of festivals opening up over in Austin, where they’ll basically be picking the absolute best festivals from all across America

For me, though—but then again, why wouldn't I be at any of them?👎 👎 👎

Lawrence Booth2 said:Where did all the horror film festivals go?😠

To be or not to be... that's the question, because honestly, those are exactly the kind of events I'd show up for...👍

🙏 I wouldn't want to be alone

😁😁😁

I’ve always had a particular weakness for those Mostar Melody tracks. After that, I’d say the Istria Melody and Gulf Coast sets come next, followed by the NPR festival... Honestly, there seems to be a new festival popping up every single week.

casualotter21 said:For me, nothing hits quite like those Mostar Melody tracks. Then you’ve got Istria Melody and the Gulf Coast vibes, followed by that NPR festival... It feels like there's just a never-ending cycle of these festivals, man.

It would probably be best if you just organized some absolute trash-fest yourself instead 🙂

Ethan Perez97 said:It would be even better if you decided to host some kind of absolute dumpster fire of a festival.🙂

And then I could sit there using complex flowcharts to explain exactly which parts were supposed to be funny.😬

dustyscout53 said:Stop posting about The Graduate.

Just get out of here. There’s nothing left for you to see. Move along and leave us in peace. Seriously, there's nothing here. Go find some woods out in the suburbs and spend your time peeling bark off trees...

🤣 😂

Ethan Perez97 said:Honestly, you might as well just host some massive dumpster fire of an event at this point.🙂

Look, you've got my full support here👋 (and honestly, I’m willing to put up my own $17 😁 to make it happen)

glupinickname said:So I'm stuck trying to interpret which specific parts are actually supposed to be funny using nothing but diagrams... 😬

Sure, let's just focus entirely on movies by Godfrey Hoa... maybe we can turn it into some kind of Coachella... Ju Buuuaaastards

L. NimoyInvadesMetal said:you have my full support 👋 (well, financially speaking, since I'm chipping in my own $17 😁 )

Just about enough to cover the cost of those Godfrey Ho pirate flicks 😁

We just pick up The Avengers, Terminator, Zombies vs. Ninjas, RoboCop, G.I. Joe vs. Cobra, and BioNinja, and there you have it—a festival worth watching 😁

There’s never enough room on the calendar for all the great films we want to see.😍

I am counting down the days until ZFF🙂. It's going to be huge.

glupinickname said:So I'm basically using diagrams to try and point out which parts are actually ridiculous. 😬

😂🙏 👍

pumpkin pie said:To who?

Me.

Why does every single backwater town in this stinking country need its own little film festival????😠

You didn't actually say *why* they bother you. If you're gonna start a thread, you might want to actually back up your claims with some logic.

Besides, I think the real issue is how every tiny hamlet needs two different high school football teams that some dying local manufacturing giant feels obligated to bankroll no matter how much it bleeds them dry...

Mark Kelly19 said:there’s actually an argument to be made here.

these are definitely my favorites😠 👎 👎

but how exactly are you going to argue against just plain hating something? It’s a feeling.

😵

Paranoid said:Just throw together Suicide Squad, Terminator, Resident Evil, RoboCop, G.I. Joe vs. Cobra, and BioShock, and you’ve basically got a massive film festival right there. 😁

Who says we don't already have those movies? 😕 (I mean, where do you think CNN's new avatar came from? 😉 )