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Melissa Collins41 said:🤣
Yeah, I'll take a candy bar. 😢
I've got height requirements for girls too. If you're under 4'11"... age doesn't matter. Or maybe it does. Everything is just pink and glittery...
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Melissa Collins41 said:🤣
Yeah, I'll take a candy bar. 😢
coastalpanther11 said:Don't worry, uncle coastalpanther11 has a treat for everyone!
Man, I guess Coldplay is just such a bland band that we can't even manage to have a somewhat coherent conversation about them, you know? Get on the chat, people!
But honestly, this whole conspiracy theory thing involving the years is pretty legendary.
David Sullivan4 said:I’ve got those height charts for girls, too. If you're under 4'11"... age doesn't matter. Or maybe it does. It all just turns into a pink blur.
David Sullivan4 said:No, his buddy is in San Diego right now.
Melissa Collins41 said:You're shorter.
And anch_io is taller too. It’s a total joke, honestly.
coastalpanther11 said:I'm taller and heavier than you.
coastalpanther11 said:I'm actually taller and heavier than you.
Melissa Collins41 said:🤣 🤣 so that counts as an achievement? 😁
David Sullivan4 said:Look, I’m actually older—and taller—than boldscout72... It was honestly hilarious when he found out how old rich kid and I actually are, especially considering how much we acted like total brats back in middle school. And there he was, acting all grown up and serious, despite being younger than us both... 🙂
coastalpanther11 said:Not sure about that. You were the one who brought up body proportions first.
boldscout72 said:Plus, my glasses are better.
boldscout72 said:You aren't taller than me. Maybe if you wear that ugly hat. You might drink more, though. But I can take more drugs. And my glasses are better. And I'm younger. 😁
David Sullivan4 said:1. I see myself.
David Sullivan4 said:2. That hat is nice. Give the Black guy a kiss.
David Sullivan4 said:3. I can't take drugs, but I'm not listening to my mother's advice to take them.
David Sullivan4 said:4. I'm going to smash your glasses tonight.
David Sullivan4 said:5. And if only I were younger.
boldscout72 said::2up:
🙂
David Sullivan4 said:Probably third—that's the hardest one, I think.
David Sullivan4 said:Look, I really don't want to be that guy—I hate bringing this up—but the band I used to play in actually released music through the legendary Pixar, whereas yours... well, let's just say it'll never happen. I'm telling you!
boldscout72 said:So, what happened? Look at where you all ended up... 😁
np Pessimistic Lines - Pull The Air Back
David Sullivan4 said:What else could we possibly be missing? One’s in Somalia, another’s down in Texas, the third is somewhere in Chicago, and the fourth... well, the fourth is lost in the depths of Kristen's consciousness.
I might have actually played your CD once in a while—if you hadn't sold me such a dud in the first place... for $3.25. With that much cash, I could have walked into Best Buy and picked up seven discs that actually work...
Roger Jones5 said:haha
I'm keeping the concert tourism vibe going on June 21st.
In the meantime, I headed down to the farmer's market to grab some Swiss chard, then spent my afternoon grumbling at people on the bus (honestly, it's basically a local pastime for retirees in places like Chicago)... 😁