Stupid dreams

Jose Chase2 said:Good grief, lady, you must be higher than Leon was back in the seventies if you're actually dreaming about stuff like this.😵

Pass that blunt, man!

😬

Honestly, I’ve come to the exact same conclusion myself.🤣

Alright, look...

Most of my dreams are absolute garbage... like for example...

I'm plummeting off a skyscraper
or getting stabbed in downtown Chicago (which actually almost happened in real life, but that's a whole other story😉)
One time I dreamed I was out in some field and found a massive pile of $333 dollar bills...

And then...😁

shree_kali said:Yeah... I actually had a dream once where I gave birth to a shoe. Honestly, that’s basically a nightmare at this point—I remember feeling this massive sense of embarrassment because it was a size 7, and I’m usually a size 10.

Well, let it be... maybe it'll grow...

Honestly, I could probably produce horror films on par with Stephen King's... if only I had the budget—or the sanity.

Of course, I can’t recall all of them—most slip my mind within five minutes of waking up—but occasionally, a particularly vivid one manages to stick around.

Just the other night, I dreamt I was with some random stranger, getting ready to head out for a little "action," only to find myself completely unable to perform... quite the awkward situation.

Then there were the truly moronic ones: I’m playing frisbee using whatever junk is lying around—CDs, DVDs, vinyl records, maybe even a grinding disc—when suddenly a stork flies down and takes a dump right on the disc. The disc then morphs into a UFO, starts firing laser beams everywhere, scribbles its signature in the sand, blasts off into space, and—get this—drops an egg on my head that somehow remains perfectly intact upon impact.

Of all the night terrors out there, the ones where I’m plummeting—just straight-up falling—are easily the worst. I had this dream recently where I was walking along a cliffside, minding my own business, when this tiny blue (?!) gremlin suddenly appears, shoves me, and I start to fall. And I fall. And I just keep falling. Eventually, I realize I'm heading toward a target—you know, something solid that might actually stop the descent. But then, of course, everything goes sideways; I try to dodge through these obstacles, but I simply can't slow down. To make matters worse, every single time I narrowly miss an obstacle, I feel this sharp, stabbing sensation right in my gut... It was an absolutely revolting feeling...

fadeddrifter26 said:Fine, fine... let it grow.

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So I had this dream last night where some girl from elementary school and I fell into a pool at a harbor in Florida (😬 ). I was actually pissed because it was only the first of the month, and I was still clutching my phone and rocking these brand new earrings 🤣
Then there was this chunky blonde guy at a fitness center who tried to lean in and whisper something to me, basically trying to pull a move 🙂 🤔
When he finally tried to apologize, I just lost it and started swinging on him.

The absolute craziest dream I can remember involves me being the king of this tiny little island—maybe 100 meters across—and getting attacked by the king of the neighboring island, who happens to be my best friend. I end up ordering my knights into battle, but instead of horses, they’re riding winged pigs! They fly off into the fray, my guys on flying swine while his crew is riding this massive ant. My knights start losing ground, so I grab a sugar cube, toss it into the ocean, and the ant dives in to grab it and drowns. Suddenly, this woman who works at a video rental store shows up, and she, my knights on their flying pigs, and even my buddy/neighboring king all pile into my castle (which is somehow massive on the inside). We settle in to watch the South Park movie together. Right as the opening credits finish, the power cuts out. I head over to my modem to unplug it, and suddenly the TV switches to Salto because the lady from the video store accidentally fast-forwarded the film. Then, boom—I wake up.

Maybe try taking some Paxil... I guess dreams start becoming a lot more vivid once you do; you might have to wait about ten days for the effect to kick in, but after that, it feels like you're drifting through space.

I once had this dream where I was actually the ball inside a pinball machine—when the multiball mode kicked in, I woke up in a total panic, nursing a massive headache.

hollowdrifter11 said:Take Paxil... your dreams get way better. Give it about 10 days to kick in, then you're traveling through space.

👏 🙏 👏 🙂 🙏

Viagra said:The absolute craziest dream I can remember involves me being the king of some tiny island—maybe a hundred meters across—and getting attacked by the king of the neighboring island, who happens to be my good friend. So, I command my knights to strike back, and they mount these winged pigs and fly off to war. It’s pure chaos: my guys are on flying swine, while his troops are riding this massive ant. My knights start losing ground, so what do I do? I grab a sugar cube, toss it into the ocean, and the ant dives in to grab it and drowns. Then, this woman who works at a video rental store shows up. Suddenly, she, my knights on their flying pigs, and even my buddy/neighboring king all crowd into my castle—which is somehow massive on the inside—to watch the South Park movie. Just as the opening credits wrap up, the power cuts out. I rush over to my modem and yank the plug, and suddenly the TV starts playing Salto because the lady from the video store accidentally recorded over the movie. Then, I wake up.

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Did you realize we have the exact same dream motifs? Kings, winged animals, knights, and video stores. 😬

hollowdrifter11 said:Try taking Paxil... your dreams get way better. You have to wait about 10 days for it to kick in, but once it does, you're basically traveling through space!

🤣 🤣 🤣
Paxil is total garbage, though it definitely hits hard... sick, sick, sick. 😁
I was stuck in REM sleep all night long. Waking up felt absolutely brutal...

For about three months, I was stuck in this absolutely ridiculous dream—we had a wood-burning stove in the house, and suddenly cats would start jumping out of the fire. They were wearing bandanas on their heads, Rambo-style, and just opening up with machine guns and spraying me everywhere. Yeah... they were living inside the stove, right in the middle of the flames.😕

Jose Chase2 said:For about three months, I was plagued by this incredibly absurd dream. We had a wood-burning stove in the house, and suddenly, cats would start leaping out of the flames. They were wearing bandanas on their heads—totally Rambo style—and opening fire on me with machine guns. Yes, you read that right; they were living inside the stove, right in the middle of the fire.😕

Rambo cats😂 👍

I had a rather ridiculous dream last night. I can't recall all the specific details anymore, but I know for certain it was completely nonsensical.

poirot said:cats wearing bandanas (Rambo style) carrying machine guns and coming for me. And yeah, they lived inside an oven, surrounded by fire.😕

🙂

I once had a dream where I was watching some underground fighting tournament, except the contestants were just Bambi characters—you know, those cute little cartoon deer. It was pure chaos, people betting everything while they slaughtered each other on the floor. Somewhere in the background, I hear my buddy screaming. I run over to him, and he’s got these bloodshot eyes, screaming right in my face, asking if they'd let him compete too. I tell him they probably would, and in the very next scene, I see him pulling out some kind of ultimate combat lever on one of the deer.
That's when I woke up...

Last night, I had a dream—it was the day before my entire company was scheduled to head out on a massive business trip to Alaska. It wasn't just any trip, though; we were going on a corporate cruise. For some reason, I realized I absolutely needed a diving suit. In this dreamscape, Alaska somehow stretched all the way down to Patagonia, and a polar night had taken hold of everything. I knew I had been there for work before, yet for some inexplicable reason, I couldn't recall a single detail about the previous trip—a fact I spent the entire dream trying to explain to everyone else.
Then, I finally make it to the airport, only to realize I can't actually go anywhere because I forgot to apply for my transit visa to enter the United States (in the logic of my dream, Alaska was its own separate country).

Last night... I had this weird dream where I was trying to dig something out of my chimney, but I just couldn't break through. Then I ended up sailing on some magical sailboat with a brother I don't even have, heading toward floating islands where he decided to stay. On the way back, pirates attacked us, and this guy on a jet ski—literally riding over the ocean—showed up to help. He had teeth curled like ram horns 🙄 and then he started chasing me. Eventually, he ended up in my attic, climbed up the chimney, fell out, and just exploded all over the lawn... and from his remains, stalks of beans, peppers, and mayo grew.

I had a dream where the ATM just kept spitting out stacks of tens and twenties, and I was frantically grabbing every single one...🙄

Sandra Mitchell90 said:I had a dream where an ATM just kept spitting out stacks of ten and twenty dollar bills, and I was acting like a total maniac, grabbing them all as fast as I could...🙄

So—which hand is itching?