#41 ·
Sandra Mitchell90 said:I had this dream where the ATM was just spitting out twenty and ten dollar bills non-stop, and I was losing my mind trying to grab them all...🙄
Was it a total bummer when you woke up😁 😉?
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Stupid dreams
Started by ambermason16 · · 👁 6 views · 53 replies
Was it a total bummer when you woke up😁 😉?
#43 ·
My absolute dumbest moment was probably standing there in a 7-Eleven arguing with Henry Rollins about which chocolate bar actually reigns supreme 😵
We finally managed to decide that Snickers is the king, and honestly, pairing it with a Red Bull is the only way to go 😵
We finally managed to decide that Snickers is the king, and honestly, pairing it with a Red Bull is the only way to go 😵
#44 ·
Xerex said:Are you kidding me? Are you actually looking for the video store? Seriously? 🤔
shree_kali said:I’m sitting here on the curb, leaning my back against this house fence, and there’s ivy crawling all over the thing. I just sit there. And then, like clockwork, every ten seconds or so, a sheep’s head pokes out from the vines and whispers right into my ear, "Ma... ma... motherf***er..." And every single time, I just snap back, "No... nuh-uh." Then it goes right back to "Ma... ma... motherf***er..." and I give it the same "No... nuh-uh." It's absolute madness.
It’s the same old cycle. I don't even know how many times it's happened now, but suddenly I just snap. I bolt upright, throw my hands up, and yell, "Aha! Now I finally see exactly what I need to do!"
I head down to the local grocery store just to pick up a pack of yogurt, and what happens? Pure chaos.
By the way, since when did you start acting like such a total Boy Scout? 😬
#45 ·
shree_kali said:what is the biggest stupidity you have ever dreamed about? 😁
Sorry, but I don't dream idiotic dreams...
And apparently, discussing intelligent matters is forbidden on this forum...
#46 ·
I mostly dream about blood!
The other day I had this dream where my old man got electrocuted
and there were pieces of some girl's meat just lying right in front of the house!
The other day I had this dream where my old man got electrocuted
and there were pieces of some girl's meat just lying right in front of the house!
#48 ·
amberorca192 said:I had a dream about dreaming.☕
It’s honestly such a trip because you lose all sense of time. You wake up and you’re just like, "Wait, what year is it?" It's messed up.
#49 ·
"When you dream, the rulebook gets tossed out the window. People take flight. Anything goes. There’s that weird split second when you’re halfway between sleep and being awake, where you realize the real world is right there, but you’re still stuck in the dream. You might feel like you can fly, but honestly? Don't test it."
#50 ·
Sometimes I’d actually realize I was dreaming while it was happening. If it was a good dream, though, I’d just roll over and keep drifting. I even had those moments where I’d physically get up to use the bathroom and then head right back to bed to finish my sweet dreams.
But then there were those other times—the nightmares. I’d realize I was dreaming, but I just couldn't wake myself up!
But then there were those other times—the nightmares. I’d realize I was dreaming, but I just couldn't wake myself up!
#51 ·
General Ris II said:I've actually had moments where I realized I was dreaming, but if it felt good, I’d just roll over and keep sleeping. Sometimes I even got up to use the restroom before heading back to bed for more sweet dreams.
But there were also times when I had nightmares, and even though I knew I was dreaming, I couldn't wake myself up...
In those cases, you probably just wet yourself...
#52 ·
General Ris II is just about lucid dreaming
You're being optimistic—only about 36% of people actually experience them
My most intense dream involved a bombing raid
I was in Chicago, near some high-rises
Sirens going off, planes dropping bombs
Except they weren't bombs—just massive black cats that exploded
Not high up in the sky, either—they’d drop just a foot or two above the ground
🙂
meow meow
You're being optimistic—only about 36% of people actually experience them
My most intense dream involved a bombing raid
I was in Chicago, near some high-rises
Sirens going off, planes dropping bombs
Except they weren't bombs—just massive black cats that exploded
Not high up in the sky, either—they’d drop just a foot or two above the ground
🙂
meow meow
#53 ·
My most intense, most revolting dream
Back when I was a teenager living with my mom
In the dream, she looks like some kind of monster
She turns on the iron and just says, "Hold on, hold on, let it heat up"
I'm just standing there—completely calm—waiting
Then she starts ironing me
All over my face, all over my body
I’m burned—just absolutely scorched
The pain is unbearable, I'm screaming, skin hanging off everywhere
😲
😲
I wasn't exactly feeling comfortable being near her for the next few days
Back when I was a teenager living with my mom
In the dream, she looks like some kind of monster
She turns on the iron and just says, "Hold on, hold on, let it heat up"
I'm just standing there—completely calm—waiting
Then she starts ironing me
All over my face, all over my body
I’m burned—just absolutely scorched
The pain is unbearable, I'm screaming, skin hanging off everywhere
😲
😲
I wasn't exactly feeling comfortable being near her for the next few days
#54 ·
Joseph Edwards86 said:I have those recurring dreams where I’m running late for class.
I hop in my car and the engine just won't turn over.
Then I glance at the fuel gauge—right next to the ash tray—and realize my old man filled the tank with iced tea instead of gas.
Well, no kidding it won't start. 😁
😂
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