Who's the absolute GOAT?

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Nastassja says: What a mindless poll. 🙄 What kind of logic was even used here? Is it just based on who you personally like?

Based on size and stamina, obviously!

I’m certain Brad Pitt has the smallest, while Del Toro has the largest—though Depp is the true master of endless sessions.

This is just way too hard!
Okay, you can skip the pizza part, that’s a non-issue... but what else?
hmmm...
Next... I don't even know... ugh...

Actually, it's Benicio Del Toro. He's always playing some kind of villain, so yeah... 😁

That’s a tough call. 🤔 My beard is already thinning out way too fast. I honestly can't decide if I should go with Deep or Del Toro. Actually, screw it—let's go with Del Toro! You nailed it, 😍

I’m actually working on a school project about Benicio, and honestly, he is hands down the hottest guy out there! Aaaaaaaah, I can't even!🙂

Justin Patel said:Del Toro, Benicio

I actually remember you having his picture as your profile photo once upon a time... 😍

Megan Sullivan5 said:You used to have him on your avatar back in the day... 😍

And now he's finally there, straight from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

pivka said:Phoenix is an absolute ten. I thought he was incredible in "The Poison Marquis de Sade."

but there's just something about him...

A priest's robe? 😁 😉

Justin Patel said:And there it is, straight out of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

Yeah, I actually had that same thought for a second, though I wasn't entirely sure if I was seeing things correctly. I ended up leaning way in toward my monitor just to get a better look, but I still couldn't quite make it out, and honestly, that one was just such a 😍

Megan Sullivan5 said:Yeah, I thought so too, I wasn't entirely sure. I leaned in toward the monitor, but I still couldn't make it out. That one was seriously 😍

There.
Hopefully this one works better for you.
*blink blink*

Justin Patel said:There you go.
I really hope this one hits the mark for you better than the last.
*nervous tapping*

Yes, exactly that!!! 🙂

I know I am completely veering off-topic here, but I just had to say it.

pivka said:Phoenix is an absolute ten. He was incredible in "The Marquis de Sade." There’s just something about him, and I would definitely🙂

Aha. And let's be honest, he's sexy. I've always preferred guys with that edge over those "pretty boy" types. His earlier work wasn't really my thing, but ever since he started playing the bad guy, he's become way more attractive.

Alright, let me explain the logic I used for this poll, just so that one girl gets some clarity.

1 sweet actor—you know, the one who gives you diabetes just by looking at him (Brad Pitt)
1 rising star, someone fresh and young (Phoenix)
2 veteran actors from the older generation—one's a bit more indie/alternative (Benicio), and the other is a massive mainstream icon (Johnny Depp)

The only thing they all actually have in common is that they look absolutely incredible.

So, let's see what people are actually voting for...

Looks like the old guard is winning, huh? Typical...😁 😎

depp 😍

I’d personally go with Depic—though honestly, the others aren't exactly bad choices either.

Uffff, I feel like I basically wrote this myself 🙂 😁

With a single-elimination system, Brad Pitt is probably going to crash and burn 😁

Then right after him, 🤔 🤔 Honestly, I just can't deal with this 🙂 😁

Eci, bake, bake 🙂 😁

Susan Rogers86 said:It’s pronounced "dep," not "dip."😁

Anyway, I'm riding with Benicio.

I once saw a sign for a rental place out near Yellowstone that said
ROMMS 👍

Justin Patel said:Del Toro, Benicio

I guess you didn't really need to say out loud who you were talking about anyway 😁

Susan Rogers86 said:One veteran actor—basically a walking diabetes commercial (Brad Pitt)
1 rising star (Phoenix)
2 actors from the older generation—one more indie (Benicio), one more mainstream (Depp)

Benicio being "old school"? Give me a break... 😲
Honestly, I just don't get the hype around him. 👎
It’s the same way I don't understand why everyone thinks Gary Oldman is such a legend. 🙂
And I definitely don't get why people bash Brad Pitt—he was a hundred times cooler in 'Fight Club' than Benicio ever was.

I’m done with this girl back in the States and all this nonsense surrounding Depp and Brépite 😁
First off, he’s flying high, but the whole thing feels hollow
It’s like some ridiculous competition in Miami where everyone tries to outdo each other by being more obnoxious
If he actually faced them in person, they’d probably pass out 🙄

Benicio has real presence—something Russell Crowe just can't replicate

Depp and Brépite are certainly easy on the eyes

For me, Phoenix is the weakest link here
I won't go as far as calling him repulsive or use the usual insults people love to toss around here
There’s just something subtly malicious about his face, and I don't care for it

Welcome to the Caribbean, luv. 🙂