mistypanther
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joined Nov 2003
If he wasn't such a disjointed mess, maybe he'd actually be sexy. But honestly, women just have this primal instinct where they want to protect someone who looks like they just got run over by a semi-truck.
That other guy looks bizarre too; he moves like he’s had twelve shots of tequila and nine beers. And the constant hand waving? It’s ridiculous. Women just feel the urge to look out for him.
And what was that "simple life" comment about? If I were a woman, those would be my types:
The Darth Vader types, the guys from STP, Brandon, some random indie dude—you know, the ones who go, "I dream of dreams, stare at the sky, take off my shirt before jumping off a bridge into the river even though the rest of the band stays put, or I'm just being romantic under a tree, climbing on the rafters to jump into the crowd, I'm a total wreck, please help me, I'll write you a song and play it for you, then we can fall in love." 😁" Just those kinds of guys.
Give me a break. These idiots, like Thom Yorke (not that other guy, definitely not him),
Anyway, wasn't the topic supposed to be about sexy musicians?