Who's the sexiest musician?

afterglow said:I’d probably throw Jeff Buckley into the mix too. 😉

Oh, for sure... 👍

I think I might have just had another realization—something about Jamiroquai... 😍

Man, seriously... he was just incredible........

I ended up revisiting another one today too.... Pete Doherty from The Libertines🙂 😍

deep kick said:Just admit it—is it Kahn or Seaman? 😁

But if you were talking about James, he's mine. 😉

Ugh, those two are right at the top of my list of people I’d call if I ever needed to go out and mow down some weeds. 🤮
The absolute sexiest keepers? Casillas, Pagliuca (back in his prime), and my buddy. 😍

Nicole Baker said:I actually thought he was someone else—like, Jamiroquai's Jay Kay... 😍

you go girl 🙂 (ooo, fancy new emoji 😁 )
Give me a break—he looked absolutely ridiculous.

Rachel Hughes49 said:Honestly, they're right at the top of my list of people I'd call if I ever needed to go out and hunt down some weeds. 🤮
If we're talking about the absolute hottest goalkeepers, it’s gotta be Casillas, Pagliuca (back in his prime), and a good friend of mine. 😍

Wait, hold on—have you actually seen what James looks like? He plays (I think) for West Ham, and he’s also the keeper for the US national team.
The guy is seriously easy on the eyes. 😍

deep kick said:Look, look—have you actually seen what James looks like? He plays (I think) for West Ham, and he’s the England national team keeper too.
The guy is way too much 😍

No, no, I wasn't thinking about him—I was talking about Seaman and King Khan.
You obviously have a massive crush on Ballack, let me guess.😉

Rachel Hughes49 said:No, no, I wasn't talking about him—I meant Seaman and King Khan.
I bet you're obsessed with Ballack, aren't you?😉

Hmm, I meant the Bayern Munich striker, Santana... just Santana (and honestly, just Santana in general when it comes to players).😁

It's so awkward when my boyfriend and I are watching Bayern together, then Roque runs onto the pitch and my jaw just hits the floor. Meanwhile, he's giving me this look like, "Honey, if I had a katana in my hand right now, you wouldn't have a head left on your shoulders."😁

deep kick said:hmm, talking about Bayern Munich's Santacruz—actually, just Santacruz in general (and honestly, every player Santacruz has ever played for)😁

It’s honestly ridiculous—my partner and I are watching Bayern, then Roque charges onto the pitch and my jaw practically hits the floor, all while my man gives me this look like, "Honey, if I had a katana in my hand right now, you wouldn't have a head left on your shoulders."😁

And David's? Now that's what I call actual style... 😁

Jon Spencer!!
totally edible...😳

Well, obviously... The very definition of a sexy musician. How did I miss that before?

I could bring up someone from Girls against boys, but what's the point. Jon Spencer, naturally.

🙂

gg Allin
Lee Wing
Hoxton Tom McCourt

Haha, hoxton taj! I'm basically your twin, just with a beard! 😁

Like Girlschool - Let's break out

gg allin 😲 😲 😲
you've gotta be kidding me, please🙂

What would he even joke about? GG is my absolute idol when it comes to live shows. Plus, he’s easily one of my favorite musicians, period.

Look, I’m definitely not attacking GG Allin’s legacy or his music
but seriously, the thread title is "sexiest musician"
unless we're redefining sex appeal to include a two-inch guitar, aggressive solo sessions, and smearing literal crap all over yourself, then I don't think this guy belongs in this conversation

it's wild how many people actually find this convincing👋

Bono Vox 😁

deep kick said:Look, look—I’m not questioning GG Allin’s entire legacy or his "art" here.
But for crying out loud, the thread is literally titled "Sexiest Musician."
Unless we're redefining "sex appeal" to include a two-inch guitar, some weird solo sessions, and smearing literal filth all over yourself, I don't think this guy belongs in this conversation.

It’s just wild how many people actually find this acceptable.👋

Nah, please—it’s just a matter of having terrible taste.😉

Why isn't velvetbadger82 a guy?

Peter Thomas Steele... the man is pure, unadulterated sex incarnate. Standing at 6'2" and weighing around 220 lbs—and yes, he’s packing ten inches, just for those of you wondering...😛