ambercyclist14
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joined Sep 2003
He, he.
Down here in Birmingham, Pirates of the Caribbean hit theaters yesterday.
The movie didn't really blow me away. The rest of this post is strictly for those who’ve already seen it, so if you haven't, consider yourselves warned: SPOILER, SPOILER, SPOILER!
Did I somehow sleep through the plot, or did they seriously fail to explain why those damn people need the blood of that specific pirate or his son?
It's just pointless. It’s so typical of modern Hollywood movies—the actual foundation of the story gets thinner and thinner every year. Also, it wouldn't have hurt to explain why the entire crew of the Black Pearl decided to mutiny against Captain Jack Sparrow in the first place. Usually, in a mutiny like that, the crew is split down the middle, or you see evidence that the captain is an absolute piece of trash and everyone turns on him. In this case, there isn't even a hint of either happening. Third, while they look great visually, those fights with the cursed guys in the final scenes are totally ridiculous. The second those soldiers realized they couldn't kill them, they should have just turned tail and run. One of the literal definitions of insanity is repeatedly doing the exact same thing while expecting a different result, yet they just won't quit. If the curse hadn't been lifted mid-battle, those cursed guys would have slaughtered them all. And don't even get me started on Jack Sparrow and that pirate captain chasing each other around like two idiots for half an hour, knowing perfectly well they can't achieve anything as long as that curse is active. For a split second, they actually reminded me of Goldie Hawn and Meryl Streep in Death is a good place to stand, except at least their punches actually left a mark.