T-shirt slogan ideas

If you had to pick a slogan for a T-shirt, what would it say?
I saw one on a woman recently that I actually liked:

a. available
b. reserved
c. taken

I’d go with option B.

Ugh... I can't quite wrap my head around it right now...
A few years back, I received this Levi's t-shirt as a birthday present...
If I recall correctly, it said on the front:
"THERE IS ONLY ONE ORIGINAL...."
and then on the back: "...AND THAT'S ME!"

FBI - Female Body Inspector 😁

"I'm with stupid -->"

Front says "Don't hit me," back says "Violence is the key." That’s my guitarist's big idea... he claims he's gonna wear it to our next gig.

Jack Evans96 said:FBI - Female Body Inspector 😁

That’s already a thing—buy it, then give it as a gift.😁

Used to be all about self-care—now it’s just daily meds.

I'm Muslim. No need to freak out.

I’d honestly love to collect all those old t-shirts from the grunfov collection... 👍

(Like those ones saying "if you see a ghost, drink enough Budweiser to drown out the fear," among others... 😁)

Nobody's perfect... and I'm definitely no saint.
or

DISCO VICTIM

Michael Mitchell said:Nobody's perfect... and I'm certainly not.

😁 👍

I saw this somewhere once:

JESUS LOVES YOU
but everyone else thinks you're a total jerk.

😎

Michelle Hall9 said:😁 👍

I saw this somewhere once:

JESUS LOVES YOU
everyone else thinks you're an asshole

😎

😁 😁 😁 👍

The primary motivation for my presence here is, quite simply, the beer.

fanbase said:"The small Floramye will be playing again..."

You really are a complete idiot. 🙂

My apologies. It’s much more probable that you are simply feeling under the weather after all. Please forgive me.

I think I’d personally go with "WARNING! HIGH VOLTAGE" printed right on the shirt. 😁

mr X said:I used to care. Now I just take pills.

Well, this is absolutely brilliant.👍

Personally, I find the "I don't have a girlfriend" part quite soothing.🙂

Sandy: said:I’d wear every single one of those shirts from Griffin...

🙏 👍

Honestly, printing those tees would be a goldmine.😁

Honestly, when I first caught the headline of this thread, my immediate thought was: what kind of idiot actually sits around writing posts about their own parents?

flint said:🙏 👍

Starting a custom T-shirt printing business could actually take off.😁

Oh wow... I’ve been looking for a partner for this exact venture for years. Seriously. If you’re interested (and an adult, because I can't be doing everything myself 😁), shoot me a DM. I mean it...

I’ve been digging through some random corners of the web lately and honestly, I’ve stumbled upon a ton of ideas for stuff like this...

1. This one is probably the best...

"I'm a lesbian trapped in this fat metalhead's body"

2. (Specifically for the bikers out there)...
Picture some guy cruising down the highway on his bike, and then you see what's plastered on his back...

"If you can read this, then the bitch fell off"

3. Pretty provocative, but it works...

"Addicted to vaginal skin"