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Participants swifttiger75William Bennett53stormybadger8Jason Campbell70graniteharbor502shadowstag10Tyler Bennett5Amanda Kellyruggedfox28shadowhawk24rustycobra32cosmiccyclist8darkmarlin16Nathan Jones98steelmaker83brightwolf48coastaldrifter6Terry Carter2Jamie Barnes15Megan Jones3Sean Smith5rustydrifter10Edward Howard2Tyler Cruz32 …
Tyler Cruz32 Tyler Cruz32 Active Member
50 messages
joined Oct 2012
#241 ·
Megan Jones3 said:That’s exactly what I’m asking you! God, threesomes. She's looking for fives.

Finally, a decent woman shows up.

Dati pp 😍

No. 🙂
You previously told me I was being soft.
🙂

In any case, my heart belongs to Dorian 😍, and now both he and Jason Campbell are attempting to slight me. There are far too many suitors this time around.

It might be best if you got back to work and continued your pursuit of Madam rustydrifter10. Go steal her away from Edward Howard2.
I recall how sweetly you used to compliment her on wearing a wig after her hair fell out from syphilis. So, it seems her locks actually did catch your eye after all. 😁

rustydrifter10 said:I truly believe I’m on friendly terms with them, too—I mean, they have absolutely no reason to hold a grudge against me. Most of them are just dedicated family men who are married and spend their Sunday mornings heading to church. 😳

Only the absolute best in my establishment. 🥳

They’re seriously trying to sell me on the fastest gunslinger in the West. Honestly, it gives me major Clint Eastwood vibes. 😍 To be honest, I wasn't even thinking about myself when I made him that offer:

And even he went on to say that he’d pick someone else entirely!

The only thing missing from her story, at least for now, is that little bit of mystery. At Tempo, it's all up to how he decides to spin the narrative. 😍

🙂

They are trying to push the fastest gunslinger on me. It reminds me slightly of Clint Eastwood. Though, I wasn't thinking of myself when I offered him this:

One should always consider others first; altruism is always at its peak. 🙂

And he even said he would prefer someone else:

Well.
Who else actually follows what men say?
One should simply take whatever feels... powerful. 😬

I have the impression that Megan Jones3 can hardly wait to hand you that gorgeous wig with those honey-brown strands and reddish highlights. 😍
rustycobra32 rustycobra32 Member
31 messages
joined Jun 2013
#242 ·
Hey there, helloooo... it’s not like I’m chasing after them, really, it’s more like I’m interested in this one but they won't have me, they'd rather be with her, but she isn't having any of it either...... just, just get out of here...... 🙂 🙂
Tempo keeps it sharp, leaning right into that gritty, old-school Wild West style we've seen in those stubborn classics.....🙂

🤣
Megan Jones3 Megan Jones3 Member
28 messages
joined Oct 2013
#243 ·
Tyler Cruz32 said:No. 🙂
You previously told me I was being soft.
🙂

In any case, my heart belongs to Dorian 😍, and now both he and Jason Campbell are attempting to slight me. There are far too many suitors this time around.

It might be best if you got back to work and continued your pursuit of Madam rustydrifter10. Go steal her away from Edward Howard2.
I recall how sweetly you used to compliment her on wearing a wig after her hair fell out from syphilis. So, it seems her locks actually did catch your eye after all. 😁

🙂

They are trying to push the fastest gunslinger on me. It reminds me slightly of Clint Eastwood. Though, I wasn't thinking of myself when I offered him this:

One should always consider others first; altruism is always at its peak. 🙂

And he even said he would prefer someone else:

Well.
Who else actually follows what men say?
One should simply take whatever feels... powerful. 😬

I have the impression that Megan Jones3 can hardly wait to hand you that gorgeous wig with those honey-brown strands and reddish highlights. 😍

only if she's a solid B or an A

I mean, look, I have very simple, almost primitive criteria when it comes to picking out women. 😍😍
graniteharbor502 graniteharbor502 Regular
443 messages
joined Apr 2016
#244 ·
rustycobra32 said:Hey there, helloooo... it’s not like I’m chasing after them, really, it’s more like I’m interested in this one but they won't have me, they'd rather be with her, but she isn't having any of it either...... just, just get out of here...... 🙂 🙂
Tempo keeps it sharp, leaning right into that gritty, old-school Wild West style we've seen in those stubborn classics.....🙂

🤣

Signature!
William Bennett53 William Bennett53 Regular
491 messages
joined Sep 2016
#245 ·
Just a bunch of jealous haters... 🤣🤣

Tempo, why don't you let rustycobra32 plant some white squash when they roll into town? And maybe give graniteharbor502 some almonds near rustydrifter10 as a little thank you for saving them from Jason Campbell70.

edit:
Actually, don't give anything to graniteharbor502. Let him just follow PhilipR5 into the canyon. 🤣
graniteharbor502 graniteharbor502 Regular
443 messages
joined Apr 2016
#246 ·
William Bennett53 said:Just a bunch of jealous haters... 🤣🤣

Tempo, why don't you let rustycobra32 plant some white squash when they roll into town? And maybe give graniteharbor502 some almonds near rustydrifter10 as a little thank you for saving them from Jason Campbell70.

edit:
Actually, don't give anything to graniteharbor502. Let him just follow PhilipR5 into the canyon. 🤣

graniteharbor502 just loves a cheap thrill—gunfire and smoke. As for affairs and romances, I get plenty of those in my actual life. 🙂
rustycobra32 rustycobra32 Member
31 messages
joined Jun 2013
#247 ·
graniteharbor502 said:graniteharbor502 just loves a cheap thrill—gunfire and smoke. As for affairs and romances, I get plenty of those in my actual life. 🙂

My signature... it isn't really about returning favors or anything like that, it’s more about just staying true to what's actually real...👍

Honestly, if Dorian and those other guys who can't get anything done would just find something useful to do in their actual lives, maybe they wouldn't feel the need to come on here and act like such big shots all the time...🤣
William Bennett53 William Bennett53 Regular
491 messages
joined Sep 2016
#248 ·
Lock them up in a cell! 🤣🤣
Nancy Scott5 Nancy Scott5 Regular
266 messages
joined Jun 2010
#249 ·
William Bennett53 said:Lock them up in a cell! 🤣🤣

Let 'em enjoy a little prison romance instead.🤣
swifttiger75 swifttiger75 Active MemberOP
179 messages
joined Nov 2013
#250 ·
A new installment drops tonight...
rustycobra32 rustycobra32 Member
31 messages
joined Jun 2013
#251 ·
William Bennett53 said:Lock them up in a cell! 🤣🤣


we want the Sheriff's scalp! 🤣🤣
swifttiger75 swifttiger75 Active MemberOP
179 messages
joined Nov 2013
#252 ·
Hearing the door click shut behind me—the very one I just walked out of. Jason Campbell70 All I could do was try to leap onto the neighbor's roof. That loud thud when I landed definitely drew some attention—not exactly my finest moment. Keith Rodriguez27 i graniteharbor502They went straight for the throat on this one—aiming right at... PitiThere were no real matches—just some useless chips of wood flying everywhere. I was just lying on my back, safe under cover. Piti He aimed right at the very window he jumped from. And the second that silhouette showed up— Kimi #1 He shot her cold-blooded. This guy reflexively fired a shot into the air—clutching his chest—before tumbling through the window and hitting the pavement outside. Just as he was about to sneak a glance back through the glass, a new silhouette appeared in the window frame. He fired toward the window again, but the bullet whizzed just a few inches past. Tyler Cruz32 He smashed her head, sending feathers flying from her plume everywhere. While those pink strands drifted through the air— Tyler Cruz32 Like a true lady—hand pressed to her forehead—she just collapsed right onto the floor.

"Damn... hell," he muttered. Jason Campbell70
- shadowstag10"Up there, on the roof—he was shouting!" graniteharbor502 friend
"It's ours!" the Sheriff shouted, scanning the area for a decent vantage point. Jason Campbell70
"Where is he?" he asked. shadowstag10 Peeking out from an alleyway.
"Right here, right above you on the roof," he shouted. graniteharbor502
"Sheriff, toss me the shotgun!" he barked, reaching for the short-barreled double-barrel. shadowstag10 From the Sheriff

The Sheriff stood up from his cover and threw his rifle hard toward... shadowstag10No, nothing lightning-fast. Piti He just popped out from under the overhang and caught the Sheriff right in the shoulder. graniteharbor502 He fired back with a few shots, but he was just too late. Keith Rodriguez27 He just stumbled in, clutching his wound, and burst through the saloon doors.

"Need some help, Sheriff?" he asked, dripping with sarcasm. Edward Howard2 Sitting at the table with her, all worked up— rustydrifter10
Deputy from Paddock Paddock "He's still in jail... go get him," the Sheriff said. Rain MAXYMIgnoring it— Edward Howard2
Bha-ha-ha-haa — he burst out laughing. Rain
"Me?" — he asked, pointing at himself.
"And then I'll just go running... Bha-ha-ha-haa!" — he said, laughing like he actually meant it. Rain
"I'll do it!" she declared. rustydrifter10 Bolting toward the exit.
"Wait..."—she called out to him. Edward Howard2But this one was already out on the street.

In the meantime— mazgoon He was processing it. Wayout In jail, telling him the whole thing was just one big misunderstanding. Way He was wound tight from all that heavy gunfire—eventually, he just snapped.

"Alright, alright, but you're coming with me—and unarmed," he added. Way Unlocking the cell.
"I'll be waiting for you outside..." he said. mazgoon lighting up a cigarette
"Count me in—just let me grab my rifle first," he shot back. Way

He ran out to the city. mazgoon He puffed on two cigarettes while watching everything go down on the street.
At that exact moment, something came rushing up behind him— dmw At full gallop. Turning around, mazgoon He barely had time to drop the cigarette from his mouth before... dmw Took him out with a tomahawk to the head—sent him straight to the eternal hunting grounds.
rustydrifter10 As soon as she spotted the rider closing in, she started waving her arms like crazy, screaming for help. Dmw He just nodded at her—one hand steadying himself by his chin—before grabbing her with the other and swinging her right over the saddle.

It keeps going...
Jason Campbell70 Jason Campbell70 Veteran
1K messages
joined Jun 2017
#253 ·
swifttiger75 said:Hearing the door click shut behind me—the very one I just walked out of. Jason Campbell70 All I could do was try to leap onto the neighbor's roof. That loud thud when I landed definitely drew some attention—not exactly my finest moment. Keith Rodriguez27 i graniteharbor502They went straight for the throat on this one—aiming right at... PitiThere were no real matches—just some useless chips of wood flying everywhere. I was just lying on my back, safe under cover. Piti He aimed right at the very window he jumped from. And the second that silhouette showed up— Kimi #1 He shot her cold-blooded. This guy reflexively fired a shot into the air—clutching his chest—before tumbling through the window and hitting the pavement outside. Just as he was about to sneak a glance back through the glass, a new silhouette appeared in the window frame. He fired toward the window again, but the bullet whizzed just a few inches past. Tyler Cruz32 He smashed her head, sending feathers flying from her plume everywhere. While those pink strands drifted through the air— Tyler Cruz32 Like a true lady—hand pressed to her forehead—she just collapsed right onto the floor.

"Damn... hell," he muttered. Jason Campbell70
- shadowstag10"Up there, on the roof—he was shouting!" graniteharbor502 friend
"It's ours!" the Sheriff shouted, scanning the area for a decent vantage point. Jason Campbell70
"Where is he?" he asked. shadowstag10 Peeking out from an alleyway.
"Right here, right above you on the roof," he shouted. graniteharbor502
"Sheriff, toss me the shotgun!" he barked, reaching for the short-barreled double-barrel. shadowstag10 From the Sheriff

The Sheriff stood up from his cover and threw his rifle hard toward... shadowstag10No, nothing lightning-fast. Piti He just popped out from under the overhang and caught the Sheriff right in the shoulder. graniteharbor502 He fired back with a few shots, but he was just too late. Keith Rodriguez27 He just stumbled in, clutching his wound, and burst through the saloon doors.

"Need some help, Sheriff?" he asked, dripping with sarcasm. Edward Howard2 Sitting at the table with her, all worked up— rustydrifter10
Deputy from Paddock Paddock "He's still in jail... go get him," the Sheriff said. Rain MAXYMIgnoring it— Edward Howard2
Bha-ha-ha-haa — he burst out laughing. Rain
"Me?" — he asked, pointing at himself.
"And then I'll just go running... Bha-ha-ha-haa!" — he said, laughing like he actually meant it. Rain
"I'll do it!" she declared. rustydrifter10 Bolting toward the exit.
"Wait..."—she called out to him. Edward Howard2But this one was already out on the street.

In the meantime— mazgoon He was processing it. Wayout In jail, telling him the whole thing was just one big misunderstanding. Way He was wound tight from all that heavy gunfire—eventually, he just snapped.

"Alright, alright, but you're coming with me—and unarmed," he added. Way Unlocking the cell.
"I'll be waiting for you outside..." he said. mazgoon lighting up a cigarette
"Count me in—just let me grab my rifle first," he shot back. Way

He ran out to the city. mazgoon He puffed on two cigarettes while watching everything go down on the street.
At that exact moment, something came rushing up behind him— dmw At full gallop. Turning around, mazgoon He barely had time to drop the cigarette from his mouth before... dmw Took him out with a tomahawk to the head—sent him straight to the eternal hunting grounds.
rustydrifter10 As soon as she spotted the rider closing in, she started waving her arms like crazy, screaming for help. Dmw He just nodded at her—one hand steadying himself by his chin—before grabbing her with the other and swinging her right over the saddle.

It keeps going...

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Edward Howard2 Edward Howard2 Regular
379 messages
joined Jan 2010
#254 ·
Megan Jones3 said:Regarding Tempo, I’m not quite sure what role you’ve assigned to Gilbert—it’s true the guy vanished without a trace, but then again, Rain disappeared too, so he’s still part of the story if you think about it.

BTW, where did that guy actually disappear to??? He used to be one of the most active members on this forum back in the day.

🤣 😁

swifttiger75 said:The Apache rode toward the camp, hauling their war booty with them. Meanwhile, a smaller group headed out toward... Eau Rouge, dmw He was howling towards... TamburelIn an attempt to reclaim his lost honor, the chief decided— Megan Jones3 Bring home the trophy that restores his reputation and earns him glory within the tribe.

A u TamburelA single silhouette was wandering down the alleyway behind the saloon. Drew Bennett68 He edged away slowly, leaning against the walls and clutching his stomach. By the time he reached the casino entrance, he just collapsed right at the table where the boss was sitting. The End He wasted his time playing poker. After sobering up a bit from a drink, he gave a quick rundown of how things went down at the saloon.

So that's how it is... — he said, sounding pretty deep in thought. The End
"Just give me a few guys and I'll take that bastard down," he offered. Arciero
"Nah... we aren't going to charge..." he replied—already busy mapping out a new plan in his head.
"I've got a guy for this..." — he added, without missing a beat.
"Let's do this!" he said, grabbing a pen and some paper.
- Arciero Grab two guys and get this telegram sent from the train station—he told the young gunslinger while handing him a folded slip of paper.
"And stay away from trouble..." he added, watching the group shuffle out of the casino.

Uspeti Arciero He opened the note after reading the Telegram message. It said: Be there tomorrow at noon. Tamburel STOP Say it. Sebastian Vettel It is. Edward Howard2 In the city, let STOP take the lead. Ricciard stop STOP

Nothing more, nothing less. finger Personally... — he muttered. Arciero Tucking that little slip back into my pocket.
Jihaaa! — he yelled, heading straight for the train station.

In the meantime— Piti He was wandering through the upper floors of a brothel, looking for an exit and trying to make sense of his own mess. He burst into one of the rooms and stumbled right upon someone absolutely stunning. Tyler Cruz32 She was watching everything unfold from the window. He walked up to the confused beauty and slipped a few dollars into her pink corset—where two aggressive triplets were practically spilling out. "Just a little something," he said, stepping one foot out the door. He paused for a second, then turned his head back inside to pull the bewildered girl toward him. Tyler Cruz32It ended with a kiss—bold enough to be daring, yet smooth enough to leave a taste behind—as they finally stepped outside. Tyler Cruz32 I stood by the window for a while longer—just trying to reel in the sheer force of everything hitting me at once.

A few miles south, the duo was crossing the US border—hauling a massive haul from a looted bank in saddlebags. Sergio Perez i Felipe They were driving toward... Tamburel

It continues...

So... is everyone else jumping in on this too? Howdy! So, we're talking about life in prison now? Seriously? 🤔 😁
Edward Howard2 Edward Howard2 Regular
379 messages
joined Jan 2010
#255 ·
rustydrifter10 said:I truly believe I’m on friendly terms with them, too—I mean, they have absolutely no reason to hold a grudge against me. Most of them are just dedicated family men who are married and spend their Sunday mornings heading to church. 😳

Only the absolute best in my establishment. 🥳

They’re seriously trying to sell me on the fastest gunslinger in the West. Honestly, it gives me major Clint Eastwood vibes. 😍 To be honest, I wasn't even thinking about myself when I made him that offer:

And even he went on to say that he’d pick someone else entirely!

The only thing missing from her story, at least for now, is that little bit of mystery. At Tempo, it's all up to how he decides to spin the narrative. 😍

Man, I was just going along with what you said about keeping business and pleasure separate... little did I know you were cooking up a whole romance novel for us (fingers crossed!) that has absolutely nothing to do with your professional life. 😍
I should've known right off the bat that you'd play it cool, like a total class act. You keep up that composed vibe so people don't think it's easy to get close to you—they've gotta put in a little work first, right? 😁

Tyler Cruz32 said:No. 🙂
You previously told me I was being soft.
🙂

In any case, my heart belongs to Dorian 😍, and now both he and Jason Campbell are attempting to slight me. There are far too many suitors this time around.

It might be best if you got back to work and continued your pursuit of Madam rustydrifter10. Go steal her away from Edward Howard2.
I recall how sweetly you used to compliment her on wearing a wig after her hair fell out from syphilis. So, it seems her locks actually did catch your eye after all. 😁

🙂

They are trying to push the fastest gunslinger on me. It reminds me slightly of Clint Eastwood. Though, I wasn't thinking of myself when I offered him this:

One should always consider others first; altruism is always at its peak. 🙂

And he even said he would prefer someone else:

Well.
Who else actually follows what men say?
One should simply take whatever feels... powerful. 😬

I have the impression that Megan Jones3 can hardly wait to hand you that gorgeous wig with those honey-brown strands and reddish highlights. 😍

🙂
Edward Howard2 Edward Howard2 Regular
379 messages
joined Jan 2010
#256 ·
swifttiger75 said:Stepping out onto the saloon porch, John Doe met John Doe's stare. With a sudden, cat-like agility, he lunged into the street, rolled, popped back up, and sprinted full tilt toward John Doe's brothel. John Doe burst through the doors with the sheriff and shadowstag10 hot on his heels. The End Co.'s crowd exchanged confused glances for a split second before erupting into delirious laughter. Saw was already at the brothel entrance when John Doe fired—but the bullet just bit into the wooden wall. John Doe screamed, sprinting back toward the saloon. Once inside the brothel, John Doe drew his Colt and headed for the stairs. Hearing the shot, Kimi#1 pulled his pistols and ran toward the building. John Doe approached the exit, watching the chaos unfold. With an ironic smirk, he turned to the crowd, gesturing for them to move toward Microsoft. However, Edward Howard2 was already standing on the steps, Colts in hand.

- It’s hardly polite to make such a racket. You're insulting me as a guest of your town... - he began.
- So, I’ll ask you nicely to vacate the saloon—with a decent compensation, of course. - he finished, pausing on the third step.
- Ha... ha-ha-ha!!! - John Doe was the first to laugh, and then the rest joined in.
- You, since you started laughing first... you're my first target. - Edward Howard2 said coldly, leveling his pistol at John Doe.
- Then those two standing, and then the ones sitting, because they'll take a little longer to go down... - he continued, pointing his gun at every single target he mentioned.
- Finally, I'll leave the guy in the corner by the piano, Unknown. He might have enough time to fire back... but by then, he'll probably have wet himself from fear, so even if he does shoot, he'll surely miss... - Edward Howard2 concluded his speech while staring at the stunned faces of The End Co.'s people
. - Still... if any of you is smart enough to head for the door, I promise I won't shoot you in the back. And... bartender, I suggest you duck. - he added, simultaneously cocking his revolvers.
- Tell your mother to duck! - Rain snapped.

For a moment or two, everyone just stared. Then, a gunshot from outside triggered a chain reaction. Bang, bang, bang... bang, bang, bang, bang... bang... pew, bang!

The gunfire from the saloon caught John Doe
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To be continued...

swifttiger75 said:Hearing the door click shut behind me—the very one I just walked out of. Jason Campbell70 All I could do was try to leap onto the neighbor's roof. That loud thud when I landed definitely drew some attention—not exactly my finest moment. Keith Rodriguez27 i graniteharbor502They went straight for the throat on this one—aiming right at... PitiThere were no real matches—just some useless chips of wood flying everywhere. I was just lying on my back, safe under cover. Piti He aimed right at the very window he jumped from. And the second that silhouette showed up— Kimi #1 He shot her cold-blooded. This guy reflexively fired a shot into the air—clutching his chest—before tumbling through the window and hitting the pavement outside. Just as he was about to sneak a glance back through the glass, a new silhouette appeared in the window frame. He fired toward the window again, but the bullet whizzed just a few inches past. Tyler Cruz32 He smashed her head, sending feathers flying from her plume everywhere. While those pink strands drifted through the air— Tyler Cruz32 Like a true lady—hand pressed to her forehead—she just collapsed right onto the floor.

"Damn... hell," he muttered. Jason Campbell70
- shadowstag10"Up there, on the roof—he was shouting!" graniteharbor502 friend
"It's ours!" the Sheriff shouted, scanning the area for a decent vantage point. Jason Campbell70
"Where is he?" he asked. shadowstag10 Peeking out from an alleyway.
"Right here, right above you on the roof," he shouted. graniteharbor502
"Sheriff, toss me the shotgun!" he barked, reaching for the short-barreled double-barrel. shadowstag10 From the Sheriff

The Sheriff stood up from his cover and threw his rifle hard toward... shadowstag10No, nothing lightning-fast. Piti He just popped out from under the overhang and caught the Sheriff right in the shoulder. graniteharbor502 He fired back with a few shots, but he was just too late. Keith Rodriguez27 He just stumbled in, clutching his wound, and burst through the saloon doors.

"Need some help, Sheriff?" he asked, dripping with sarcasm. Edward Howard2 Sitting at the table with her, all worked up— rustydrifter10
Deputy from Paddock Paddock "He's still in jail... go get him," the Sheriff said. Rain MAXYMIgnoring it— Edward Howard2
Bha-ha-ha-haa — he burst out laughing. Rain
"Me?" — he asked, pointing at himself.
"And then I'll just go running... Bha-ha-ha-haa!" — he said, laughing like he actually meant it. Rain
"I'll do it!" she declared. rustydrifter10 Bolting toward the exit.
"Wait..."—she called out to him. Edward Howard2But this one was already out on the street.

In the meantime— mazgoon He was processing it. Wayout In jail, telling him the whole thing was just one big misunderstanding. Way He was wound tight from all that heavy gunfire—eventually, he just snapped.

"Alright, alright, but you're coming with me—and unarmed," he added. Way Unlocking the cell.
"I'll be waiting for you outside..." he said. mazgoon lighting up a cigarette
"Count me in—just let me grab my rifle first," he shot back. Way

He ran out to the city. mazgoon He puffed on two cigarettes while watching everything go down on the street.
At that exact moment, something came rushing up behind him— dmw At full gallop. Turning around, mazgoon He barely had time to drop the cigarette from his mouth before... dmw Took him out with a tomahawk to the head—sent him straight to the eternal hunting grounds.
rustydrifter10 As soon as she spotted the rider closing in, she started waving her arms like crazy, screaming for help. Dmw He just nodded at her—one hand steadying himself by his chin—before grabbing her with the other and swinging her right over the saddle.

It keeps going...

Alright, I honestly think it’s about time you brought in a carpenter to fix all the damage graniteharbor502 and his crew are doing to these buildings... 🤣😁
Edward Howard2 Edward Howard2 Regular
379 messages
joined Jan 2010
#257 ·
swifttiger75 said:Hearing the door click shut behind me—the very one I just walked out of. Jason Campbell70 All I could do was try to leap onto the neighbor's roof. That loud thud when I landed definitely drew some attention—not exactly my finest moment. Keith Rodriguez27 i graniteharbor502They went straight for the throat on this one—aiming right at... PitiThere were no real matches—just some useless chips of wood flying everywhere. I was just lying on my back, safe under cover. Piti He aimed right at the very window he jumped from. And the second that silhouette showed up— Kimi #1 He shot her cold-blooded. This guy reflexively fired a shot into the air—clutching his chest—before tumbling through the window and hitting the pavement outside. Just as he was about to sneak a glance back through the glass, a new silhouette appeared in the window frame. He fired toward the window again, but the bullet whizzed just a few inches past. Tyler Cruz32 He smashed her head, sending feathers flying from her plume everywhere. While those pink strands drifted through the air— Tyler Cruz32 Like a true lady—hand pressed to her forehead—she just collapsed right onto the floor.

"Damn... hell," he muttered. Jason Campbell70
- shadowstag10"Up there, on the roof—he was shouting!" graniteharbor502 friend
"It's ours!" the Sheriff shouted, scanning the area for a decent vantage point. Jason Campbell70
"Where is he?" he asked. shadowstag10 Peeking out from an alleyway.
"Right here, right above you on the roof," he shouted. graniteharbor502
"Sheriff, toss me the shotgun!" he barked, reaching for the short-barreled double-barrel. shadowstag10 From the Sheriff

The Sheriff stood up from his cover and threw his rifle hard toward... shadowstag10No, nothing lightning-fast. Piti He just popped out from under the overhang and caught the Sheriff right in the shoulder. graniteharbor502 He fired back with a few shots, but he was just too late. Keith Rodriguez27 He just stumbled in, clutching his wound, and burst through the saloon doors.

"Need some help, Sheriff?" he asked, dripping with sarcasm. Edward Howard2 Sitting at the table with her, all worked up— rustydrifter10
Deputy from Paddock Paddock "He's still in jail... go get him," the Sheriff said. Rain MAXYMIgnoring it— Edward Howard2
Bha-ha-ha-haa — he burst out laughing. Rain
"Me?" — he asked, pointing at himself.
"And then I'll just go running... Bha-ha-ha-haa!" — he said, laughing like he actually meant it. Rain
"I'll do it!" she declared. rustydrifter10 Bolting toward the exit.
"Wait..."—she called out to him. Edward Howard2But this one was already out on the street.

In the meantime— mazgoon He was processing it. Wayout In jail, telling him the whole thing was just one big misunderstanding. Way He was wound tight from all that heavy gunfire—eventually, he just snapped.

"Alright, alright, but you're coming with me—and unarmed," he added. Way Unlocking the cell.
"I'll be waiting for you outside..." he said. mazgoon lighting up a cigarette
"Count me in—just let me grab my rifle first," he shot back. Way

He ran out to the city. mazgoon He puffed on two cigarettes while watching everything go down on the street.
At that exact moment, something came rushing up behind him— dmw At full gallop. Turning around, mazgoon He barely had time to drop the cigarette from his mouth before... dmw Took him out with a tomahawk to the head—sent him straight to the eternal hunting grounds.
rustydrifter10 As soon as she spotted the rider closing in, she started waving her arms like crazy, screaming for help. Dmw He just nodded at her—one hand steadying himself by his chin—before grabbing her with the other and swinging her right over the saddle.

It keeps going...

There it is... just when things were finally starting to pick up, we're back to being miles away from any kind of sexy scene. I mean, seriously, what's with this whole kidnapping Madam Nicin thing right now? Talk about terrible timing. 😠🤣

I’m calling on everyone to just toss this section into the story right now... 😁

After saving Nicin's calls for help, Edward Howard2 stepped out of the saloon just in time to spot an Apache riding hard out of town, staying well out of reach of his lethal Colts. Edward Howard2 just calmly turned the other way and strolled right into the local family gun shop run by the Plavac and Seljačina brothers.
Hey, what's up, buddy? Say hi to Edward Howard2 for me!
"Nothing much... looks like we're cleaning up some dead weight today... ammo's flying fast... but hey, that's just good business," says the local farmer.
By that point, the Apache had already zoomed ahead by about 500 yards...
Max scans the aisles of the shop before speaking up: "Hey, hand me that Whitwort sitting there gathering dust on the wall. I'll pay you once I've checked to see if it actually works."
By that point, William Bennett53 had drifted about a mile outside the city limits and finally eased off the gas once he realized nobody was tailing him...
Max clears the dust out of his rifle, slides a round into the chamber, and steps out onto the street. Leaning his weapon against a nearby lamp post, Max eyes the silhouette of William Bennett53, who’s already drifted about a mile away from the city limits... and mutters under his breath: "Not gonna happen, outlaw."
After a few seconds of dead silence, a gunshot rings out. A moment later, an Apache falls from his horse like he’s been cut down.
graniteharbor502 and shadowstag10 caught sight of that hit and just stared at each other in pure shock, totally unable to believe what they were seeing...
Max hopped on a white horse that was tied up nearby and headed straight for Madam Nicin.
Mrs. rustydrifter10 was clearly shaken up by everything that went down. She just couldn't pull herself together. As soon as he reached her, fast Edward Howard2 hopped down from his white horse, and Mrs. rustydrifter10 just threw her arms around him, sobbing, "Ooooh, Max..."
Edward Howard2 then just calmly replied, "I told you guys you're safe with me... come on... I'm taking you to bed so you can get some rest..."

😁
Megan Jones3 Megan Jones3 Member
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joined Oct 2013
#258 ·
Edward Howard2 said:🤣 😁

So... is everyone else jumping in on this too? Howdy! So, we're talking about life in prison now? Seriously? 🤔 😁

the guy only posted once, specifically on October 22, 2007—just a day after the redistribution—yet he somehow got banned on July 20, 2012, which is five years after his last single post. 😕

😕😕😕😕
swifttiger75 swifttiger75 Active MemberOP
179 messages
joined Nov 2013
#259 ·
Megan Jones3 said:the guy only posted once, specifically on October 22, 2007—just a day after the redistribution—yet he somehow got banned on July 20, 2012, which is five years after his last single post. 😕

😕😕😕😕

Sebastian Vettel, Daniel Ricciardo, Felipe Massa, Sergio Perez... all these new names entering the fray, and you guys actually think they're just random forum users!? 😂 😂 😂

Who knows—maybe when Fernando Alonso or Esteban Ocon show up, you'll finally catch on. 🤣
Megan Jones3 Megan Jones3 Member
28 messages
joined Oct 2013
#260 ·
I honestly can’t wrap my head around how someone manages to get banned five whole years after their last post went live.

Then again, who actually knows what kind of chaos they were stirring up in the private messages during those five years...

Maniac!😍😍

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