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Participants swifttiger75William Bennett53stormybadger8Jason Campbell70graniteharbor502shadowstag10Tyler Bennett5Amanda Kellyruggedfox28shadowhawk24rustycobra32cosmiccyclist8darkmarlin16Nathan Jones98steelmaker83brightwolf48coastaldrifter6Terry Carter2Jamie Barnes15Megan Jones3Sean Smith5rustydrifter10Edward Howard2Tyler Cruz32 …
Tyler Cruz32 Tyler Cruz32 Active Member
50 messages
joined Oct 2012
#441 ·
Tyler Bennett5 said:Honestly, I wouldn't mind the bathroom either.
I'm sure you'll need someone to pour some hot water into the tub.
And if you need some bubbles, I can handle that too.

Goodness, you are all being far too kind; I wonder what I have done to deserve such treatment? 😍

You seem quite eager to serve my every whim.
It is truly music to my ears!

My dearesteeeeeeeeeeeeeee Dorian, do we require a new servant? 🤔
Perhaps we ought to hire this handsome gentleman.

swifttiger75 said:They’re going all out this year—even burying a tank!

🤣🤣🤣
RB is absolutely tearing it up this season!

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Look at Tyler Cruz32's haircut—looks like she got a buzz cut from some drill sergeant in the Army. 🤣🤣🤣

Is this how one speaks of a lady in her absence?

Your manners are quite lacking! 🙂

My dear, you must challenge him to a duel to defend my honor! 😁
Tyler Bennett5 Tyler Bennett5 Active Member
149 messages
joined May 2019
#442 ·
Tyler Cruz32 said:Goodness, you are all being far too kind; I wonder what I have done to deserve such treatment? 😍

You seem quite eager to serve my every whim.
It is truly music to my ears!

My dearesteeeeeeeeeeeeeee Dorian, do we require a new servant? 🤔
Perhaps we ought to hire this handsome gentleman.

Is this how one speaks of a lady in her absence?

Your manners are quite lacking! 🙂

My dear, you must challenge him to a duel to defend my honor! 😁

I assume it isn't just you and Nicole running the show over there. I'm really hoping there are other gorgeous ladies on staff who might need a hand every now and then—and who would be happy to return the favor.
That said, I’ll leave Dorian to serve as your exclusive genie.
Please don't think for a second that I find you unappealing; it's just that Dorian and I are part of the same crew, and we have our own little gentleman's agreements.
William Bennett53 William Bennett53 Regular
491 messages
joined Sep 2016
#443 ·
Maybe we should hire Tyler Bennett5 as security for your little relaxation retreat, honey. 😍 But listen, if any guy ever makes a move against you, just let me know. I'll make sure he ends up as powerless as an eunuch in some ancient Eastern harem. 😉
Tyler Bennett5 Tyler Bennett5 Active Member
149 messages
joined May 2019
#444 ·
William Bennett53 said:Maybe we should hire Tyler Bennett5 as security for your little relaxation retreat, honey. 😍 But listen, if any guy ever makes a move against you, just let me know. I'll make sure he ends up as powerless as an eunuch in some ancient Eastern harem. 😉

Honestly, it's probably best if I just stay out of trouble with all you redheads and brunettes.
I think I'll stick to blondes myself.
Amanda Murphy Amanda Murphy Newcomer
3 messages
joined Feb 2014
#445 ·
Tyler Cruz32 said:Goodness, you are all being far too kind; I wonder what I have done to deserve such treatment? 😍

You seem quite eager to serve my every whim.
It is truly music to my ears!

My dearesteeeeeeeeeeeeeee Dorian, do we require a new servant? 🤔
Perhaps we ought to hire this handsome gentleman.

Is this how one speaks of a lady in her absence?

Your manners are quite lacking! 🙂

My dear, you must challenge him to a duel to defend my honor! 😁

Wait until you hear my thoughts on your charms...
Jason Campbell70 Jason Campbell70 Veteran
1K messages
joined Jun 2017
#446 ·
A shootout?

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I could hit a flea's backside from two hundred yards out. 🙂
Tyler Cruz32 Tyler Cruz32 Active Member
50 messages
joined Oct 2012
#447 ·
William Bennett53 said:Maybe we should hire Tyler Bennett5 as security for your little relaxation retreat, honey. 😍 But listen, if any guy ever makes a move against you, just let me know. I'll make sure he ends up as powerless as an eunuch in some ancient Eastern harem. 😉

🙂

If any of you makes a wrong move against me, just say the word. I’ll make sure you end up with a eunuch for a guard, much like those old-school harems in the East. 😉

Well, they certainly turned him into a eunuch pretty quickly! 🙂
You strip him of his manhood! 🙂

Tyler Bennett5 said:I assume it isn't just you and Nicole running the show over there. I'm really hoping there are other gorgeous ladies on staff who might need a hand every now and then—and who would be happy to return the favor.
That said, I’ll leave Dorian to serve as your exclusive genie.
Please don't think for a second that I find you unappealing; it's just that Dorian and I are part of the same crew, and we have our own little gentleman's agreements.

There are others, if I recall correctly—Alicia K. of course.

Of course; fulfilling my requests would be done strictly out of a sense of friendship.
Well, I suppose he’s both a friend of Dorian's and mine. 🙂

The same applies to my enemies. 😬
Amanda Murphy Amanda Murphy Newcomer
3 messages
joined Feb 2014
#448 ·
I can see your finger and nail poking out from under the tool belt right beneath the forum.us header

(addressing Jason Campbell70)
Tyler Bennett5 Tyler Bennett5 Active Member
149 messages
joined May 2019
#449 ·
Jason Campbell70 said:A shootout?

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I could hit a flea's backside from two hundred yards out. 🙂

Were you shooting a .45, a 7.62, or what?
swifttiger75 swifttiger75 Active MemberOP
179 messages
joined Nov 2013
#450 ·
With steady steps, Eric Fox7 approached the sheriff and graniteharbor502 from about ten yards away. Stopping short, he noticed el-ing coming up behind them down the street. After nodding to the sheriff and graniteharbor502, el-ing stepped in right between the two of them.

"Looks like you guys could use some backup..." he said, eyeing one then the other.
"Ugh... man, I am so glad you're here," Panagloss
breathed, sounding relieved.
That was his last mistake. He slipped up for a split second, and brutal Eric Fox7 took full advantage. In one lightning-fast, precise motion, he disarmed the sheriff and el-ing, then stripped graniteharbor502 of his weapon, blowing a thin wisp of white smoke from the barrel of his Colt.

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"Why does it always have to be you doing everything alone..." James Taylor3 muttered, spitting out a bit of chewed tobacco.
"Say that again and I won't have to get off my horse," TJ grumbled.
"What now? What the hell?! There—shoot him!" Eric Fox7 snapped, pointing aggressively at graniteharbor502.
"Stop screwing around and just kill him yourself!" TJ barked while mounting his horse.
"Let's go boys, remember... mayhem and chaos, just like the edge said!" James Taylor3 yelled.

(Everyone in the gang except Eric Fox7 can fire at graniteharbor502 using the standard command "Bang fortinbras". This option stays open until 6:00 PM; after that, graniteharbor502 is considered to have successfully escaped.)

Hearing the gunshots, Nicole threw herself onto the bed, soaking wet, burying her head under the pillow. Watching those firm curves still swaying from the impact of the fall, ruggedfox28 felt like someone had just dissolved the ocean right in front of his eyes. Encouraged by the sight, he kicked off his pants and scrambled toward the bed.
The crowd surged toward the saloon doors, shoving Tyler Cruz32 aside just as she was about to do something truly regrettable to Dorian. Fortunately, Tyler Bennett5's hands were in the right place at the right time, catching the young lady in his lap.

Pata, coastaldrifter6, 4season, and Josip the Blessed were closing in on Tamburel, with the Apaches hot on their heels, led by TBF and a young rustycobra32. A little smoke started billowing from TBF's horse, causing it to slow down abruptly. It wasn't much comfort for MAXYMU , who was watching the world from a completely different perspective near the Indian camp—buried waist-deep in the dirt, watching ants drag straws.

"What kind of party is this without us?!" Jason Campbell70 shouted, drawing his pistol.

Pila, Vuco, Maminho, HB and the rest, hearing the shots, just spurred their horses down the street toward the saloon.

To be continued...
rustycobra32 rustycobra32 Member
31 messages
joined Jun 2013
#451 ·
So, out of nowhere, some weird smoke started coming from the back of TBF's horse, and then it just began slowing down really fast...🤣🤣
James Taylor3 James Taylor3 Newcomer
7 messages
joined Jul 2012
#452 ·
Bang fortinbras. 🙂
stormybadger8 stormybadger8 Veteran
1.8K messages
joined Apr 2013
#453 ·
rustycobra32 said:So, out of nowhere, some weird smoke started coming from the back of TBF's horse, and then it just began slowing down really fast...🤣🤣

Go ahead and laugh. You'll be the one stuck pushing that horse at the end... and if you don't do a good job, your punishment will be acting like a Red Bull driver.😬
Though we could always go back for Max and use him for that.🤔
William Bennett53 William Bennett53 Regular
491 messages
joined Sep 2016
#454 ·
Did Fortinbras fall?! 😢

Dear Tyler Cruz32, I find myself mourning a friend during this somber hour. Dark clouds seem to be gathering above us, threatening to bring our linear existences to an abrupt end. Would it not be best if we simply stepped away from this storm of bullets brewing at Tamburelo, and instead savored everything wonderful that the remaining time we have left might still offer us?
ruggedfox28 ruggedfox28 Regular
255 messages
joined Aug 2018
#455 ·
you're losing your mind, but I can finally see a damn good time coming 😎
Tyler Cruz32 Tyler Cruz32 Active Member
50 messages
joined Oct 2012
#456 ·
William Bennett53 said:Did Fortinbras fall?! 😢

Dear Tyler Cruz32, I find myself mourning a friend during this somber hour. Dark clouds seem to be gathering above us, threatening to bring our linear existences to an abrupt end. Would it not be best if we simply stepped away from this storm of bullets brewing at Tamburelo, and instead savored everything wonderful that the remaining time we have left might still offer us?

Dorian, darling, come here and rest your head against my chest; let the stillness of this moment offer you some small measure of comfort! 😍

If you are suggesting we flee this storm for warmer climates... I have no objections.

But perhaps it might be better to wait just a little longer... you know I was planning on doing something wicked 🙂 , before they cut us short. :/
shadowstag10 shadowstag10 Active Member
223 messages
joined Sep 2011
#457 ·
come on, we need the sequel 😳
stormybadger8 stormybadger8 Veteran
1.8K messages
joined Apr 2013
#458 ·
So, why haven't my mechanics fixed my Mustang yet? 😬
rustycobra32 rustycobra32 Member
31 messages
joined Jun 2013
#459 ·
stormybadger8 said:So, why haven't my mechanics fixed my Mustang yet? 😬

Well, instead of leaving you stuck in the dust, it looks like once those tires were swapped out, your car actually ran out of steam before it could even get going properly.......🤣

😁
stormybadger8 stormybadger8 Veteran
1.8K messages
joined Apr 2013
#460 ·
Just pour on the heavy artillery and don't hold back on the volume 😬
Everything'll be fine 🤣

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