Patrick Martin
Regular
702 messages
joined Aug 2015
It’s like the same director didn't even film this. Honestly, the disappointment here hits right on par with how much *Escape from L.A.* let me down—whereas the first one was such a pleasant little surprise, this is just an awkward, massive letdown. If I had to weigh the pros against the cons, we're looking at a pathetic 20:80 split. The car chases? Yeah, they aren't just on steroids; they're on freaking Dolby Surround steroids. But even then, those were basically the only thing keeping me glued to this garbage until the credits rolled. And don't even get me started on the cast. The lead actors are actually great, but the villains and the zombies? Total bottom-of-the-barrel trash. Actually, scratch that, even decent trash would have been better than this.
And once those two are off-screen, there isn't a single memorable hero OR villain in sight. Just pack it up, folks... it's a total wash.
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