Transformers: The Last Knight (2017)

So, I finally sat through that movie today... and honestly, calling it a total disaster feels like an understatement, though I suppose that's my default setting at this point. The only way I can justify the time spent was thinking it might actually work as a decent distraction if you’re watching it in 3D or some gimmick-heavy 4D theater where the seats shake to distract you from the plot

Total CinemaSins vibes here—just explosions, hype, and pure chaos! 😁

But honestly? I have zero clue what I just watched. Like, seriously... just total brain fog. The only bright spots were A. H. (who’s always solid, obviously) and that British actress—she actually has some decent comedic chemistry with Marley. Other than that... yeah, it was pretty much a bust.

One of the worst movies ever made. Honestly, who keeps giving Michael Bay permission to churn out five identical films—same shots, same scripts, same plotlines? It’s practically a comedy at this point, 🙏

In my opinion, this is the best Transformers film.

The only thing I wasn't a huge fan of was the ending; it felt a bit too similar to how the last one wrapped up.

What an absolute train wreck of a movie... honestly, I haven't seen anything this bad in ages.
Total garbage!

I mean, who can actually sit through this? It’s just one massive disappointment after another. I thought maybe, just maybe, they were doing something halfway decent with that wall sequence earlier—you know, at least providing some sort of decent action to kill the time—but this? This whole mess down here is just a complete disaster.

Pretty bad. A total disaster.

So, I caught the premiere 🤦 in San Francisco... and man, what an experience. I was out of that theater within an hour—honestly, I felt like I’d been robbed considering what I paid for a ticket. When I think back to those first two movies, the ones with Megan...
It's honestly pathetic. Just end the franchise already 🙂