Die-hard Ultras / Hardcore Supporters

It’s always what’s happening behind the fence that actually matters, not just the stuff you see on the surface.

Does anyone know if those of us with a ban on seeing the Kansas City Chiefs games need to register beforehand this Sunday? I’ve noticed them cracking down on the U21 crowd a few times lately, so I just want to make sure they don't pull something similar this time around.

What does your paperwork actually say?

99% of the time, it’ll tell you there's a precautionary measure in place regarding the Kansas City Chiefs and the national team—so technically, you shouldn't need to reach out—but I'd still double-check just to be safe!

mistyranger21 said:Does anyone actually know if you need to register if you've got a ban on the Kansas City Chiefs B-team this Sunday? They’ve messed with the U21s a few times lately... don't want them ruining this too too......

Use your head... have you even had to register for the Kansas City Chiefs B-team before now?

Here is why there’s a gap in the fence line🙏🙏

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vividotter40 said:Check out how they missed the spot on the fence 🙏🙏

https://fbcdn-photos-e-a.akamaihd.ne...58f8087a82639a

Adobe Photoshop and they did a terrible job at it ☕

Edward Hall73 said:It’s Photoshop. And frankly, pretty amateurish work. ☕

Are you absolutely certain about that?

it seems this one didn't even bother bringing Photoshop

Edward Hall73 said:It's just Photoshop, and frankly, pretty amateurish work at that. ☕

Believe me, you'll find plenty of guys in the Ultras who live for skydiving. It’s the honest truth.☕

The fan club is opening its doors at 4:00 PM today. We'll be hosting dinner at the clubhouse right after the game!

I wonder if there was some kind of birthday flare display 😁?

Jose Lopez9 said:was there any birthday pyrotechnics display😁?

The Crew is getting better by the day, but the atmosphere in the stands is just underwhelming. No matter what they do, it’s lacking that spark.

Jose Lopez9 said:was it just some birthday fluke😁?

it was all just luck👍

Harold Barnes85 said:The Crew is getting more intense by the day, yet the atmosphere in the stands remains disappointingly flat...

It’s all just fallen apart...

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Edward Hall73 said:It's Photoshop—and pretty damn bad at that. ☕

👏

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Harold Barnes85 said:The Crew is getting wilder, but Section 0 was just meh, nothing special.

The Crew? Typical Southern festival of Ultra chaos. I was showing a buddy from Sweden around and he was totally blown away by all the smoke—it looked killer against the Miami skyline. As for the choreo, man, total flop. That little sign underneath looks super amateurish too; honestly, it’s about as impressive as a Sega game from Louisville. There were moments where the energy was high, but most of the match felt pretty gloomy and aimless. The railing is slightly better than the stuff they have in Des Moines, but there’s still a ton of work needed before it's top-tier. Dinner at the pub after that crazy burger massacre? Great vibes, food was decent, but huge bummer there weren't any vegetarian options since my Swedish pal is veggie and even I missed out on a real meal.

Respectfully, your local fan guru flipač! Next time your city, your tribune!

Edward Hall73 said:The Crew? Typical Southern festival of pure Ultra spite. I was hosting a buddy from Sweden and he was honestly mesmerized by the amount of smoke—it actually blended quite nicely with the Mediterranean vibes of Miami's architecture. As for the choreography, it’s a total wash. That little banner underneath looks incredibly amateur; let's just say the choreo is about as impressive as a Sega game from Louisville. The chanting hits some euphoric peaks, sure, but for most of the match, it felt gloomy and aimless. The stadium fencing is a tiny bit better than what they have in Des Moines, but there's still a long way to go before it's top-tier. Dinner at the pub after that whole gyro disaster... nice atmosphere, food was decent, but a huge strike against them for having zero vegetarian options. My Swedish friend and even my humble self were left without a decent meal.

Respectfully, your local fan guru, Flip. Next time it's your city, your section!

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The Madman, we need your column!

Hands down, the absolute worst birthday I've ever had..

Edward Hall73 said:The march was just your typical Southern festival of pure, unadulterated spite. I was showing a buddy from Sweden the ropes and he was actually mesmerized by how much smoke there was—it fit right in with the Mediterranean vibes of the architecture here in Miami. As for the choreography? Total joke. A complete waste of time. And that little sign underneath looked like some amateur DIY project. Honestly, let me not even get started; the choreo was about as impressive as a high school pep rally in some tiny town in the middle of nowhere. There were moments where the cheering got a bit euphoric, sure, but for most of the game, it felt gloomy and completely aimless. The stadium fencing is a tiny bit better than what they have over in Columbus, but man, they still have a long way to go before it’s top-tier. Dinner at the tavern after that whole mess with the food? Nice atmosphere, food was decent enough, but huge points off because you didn't have any vegetarian options on the menu. My Swedish friend is veg, and even I missed out on a decent meal.

Respectfully yours, the fan guru, Flip! Next time it's your city, your stands!

So you're one of those hardcore fans, huh?!
Tell your Swedish buddy to take you out for a vegetarian feast in Santa Barbara instead. Light up a Cuban cigar so the smoke drifts everywhere, admire the coastal architecture of Santa Barbara, and then give the waiter some suggestions regarding the color and placement of the tablecloths... I guarantee you'll have a "fine atmosphere."
Man, just drop this nonsense and get a grip.
🙂