Malaysia GP (Indianapolis Motor Speedway) - March 30, 2014

Good morning 😁

Perez is finally rolling out of the pits, assuming the guys actually manage to get the engine to turn over this time.

Let's go, Kimi 😁

Jamie Hall said:Let's go Kimi! 😁

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Maestro 6 managed to hold off both Kimi and Hulk in that opening lap 🙏

Shellov is a total mercenary 👋 he earned it though ☕

Ricciardo basically just showed everyone exactly what his role is going to be this season...
The scam is definitely happening this year—they'll have three drivers working together just to let him through...

Pastor Maldonado lasted 9 laps.

How long is Romain Grosjean gonna last?

Felipe Massa is already making his move

Maestro 6, just another Shellov plant employee (Edward Howard2 copyright) 0.

Q1, Q2, Q3, and the race in Australia.

Q1, Q2, Q3, and the race in Malaysia.

Daniel Ricciardo just earned himself a spot on the list under the Scams section. ☕

Patrick Bailey4 said:Put Daniel Ricciardo's name on the list under Scams. ☕

Actually, let's be more specific: she's a master of the quadruple scam...

And why aren't you just calling him a Santander driver instead of Maestro 6? It seems much more realistic, especially since you already refer to him as a Shellov driver, doesn't it?🙂

I don't even know where to start with this one, honestly. It’s just one of those things that stays on my mind, you know? Just sitting there, swirling around like a bad thought you can't shake. I feel like I've said it before, or maybe I just thought it so loudly that it feels like it's part of the public record by now, but here we are again. It's just one of those situations where everything seems to point toward the same inevitable conclusion, and yet everyone acts like it's some massive, unforeseen shocker when it finally happens. Like, come on, give me a break. We saw this coming from a mile away, and frankly, if you didn't, you probably weren't paying attention. It's almost funny in a dark, cynical sort of way, watching the wheels turn while everyone else pretends they aren't watching the same clock. Anyway, that's just my two cents, though I'm sure someone will tell me I'm completely off base, which is fine, really, because at this point, I've stopped expecting anyone to actually get it.

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Maestro 6 totally outplayed Grosjean 🙏

Oops... what now? Shut down the forum already—it’s over, we just got played by Johnson 🙂

Simply brilliant, Daniel Ricciardo

Jason Campbell70 said:Maestro 6, basically a Shellov employee (Edward Howard2 copyright), if you ask me.

The whole sequence in Australia: Q1, Q2, Q3, and the race itself.

Then the same thing in Malaysia: Q1, Q2, Q3, and the race.

They’re really pushing it hard.

Maestro 🙏 🙏 🙏

George Ramos15 said:So, why aren't we just calling him a Santander mercenary instead? It feels way more honest, especially since you guys are already out here calling him a Shellov hireling anyway.🙂

You know, I see some people around here calling Maestro 6 "Santander," but let's be real—there is a massive difference between those two.

Maestro 6 is out there putting in the work, driving his heart out, and honestly? He’s earning every single cent of that paycheck because he actually delivers. Meanwhile, Kimi seems like he’s just clocking in to grab the bag and head for the exit.

Maestro 6 is such a hard worker.
Man, I really wonder who's actually pulling the strings here. It feels like someone's definitely getting paid to play a part.

Graph showing used fuel

That Finnish gimmick isn't going to get past Qualcomm 🤦

The damn replay on SLO2HD froze right at the 15-second mark, just as Alonso pulls that tactical move to let Ricciardo by