placidraven14
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joined Sep 2015
Since this crew on the forum has been such a massive help with their advice, I figured it’s about time I tried to pay it forward and help someone else if I can...
Before summer hit, I was basically bedridden because of hemorrhoids—we’re talking 8 hours of actual work and 16 hours just lying in bed or soaking in a tub. Honestly, I couldn't even move without agony... you guys know the drill. And if you haven't experienced it, well, better you don't.
PHASE 1 OF TRIAL AND ERROR: I started with creams—Procten, then some Fact stuff, followed by similar tablets.
Fifteen days later? Zero progress. A few suppositories here and there, but nothing.
PHASE 2: I went to see a specialist at the Pfizer clinic, where they had to... well, stick a finger in one place and then some metal instrument in another... and the verdict was in: I had grade 2-3 internal hemorrhoids with some pretty intense inflammation. Just my luck. The doctor tells me, "Just use Fact cream"—oh, joy! As if that's a helpful suggestion for $150 when you're already dealing with the wonderful sensation of having something foreign stuck in your rectum. Yay me. I honestly think their main goal is just to push us toward surgery.
PHASE 3: I read some "golden" advice online saying I should eat tons of fruit—which, sure, but if you overdo it, you end up with diarrhea, which just makes everything ten times worse.
PHASE 4 RECOVERY: After about 15 days of sticking to the following:
a. Diet—In the mornings, I had cereal with LGG yogurt. For lunch, I stuck strictly to cooked foods—soups, chicken, stews—and within a few days, things were totally regular, so everything passed through like it was "well-lubricated."
b. Meds: I finally decided to bite the bullet and buy some Advil tablets for a 14-day course (it’s pricey, but hey, I already threw a ton of money away at the doctor's office for nothing). Besides that, just so I could walk ten feet without feeling like I was dying, I used Tylenol gel as a local anesthetic (I actually checked with a friend of the doctor, and he said the gel is great and you can't really overdo it, which was definitely my situation). Seriously, that gel is a lifesaver; it cuts the pain down by at least 50%. I also used some calendula specialty ointment.
After about 5 or 6 days, things started looking up, and after 15 days, I was almost back to my normal self.
Anyway, I hope my little roadmap helps someone out.
Good luck to everyone.