Why I love this forum...

Honestly, I’m convinced this is the safest, most reliable, and—let's be real—undoubtedly the slowest internet forum to ever grace the web, past or future. Consider this my official little manifesto, my formal grievance, and my casual observation, all bundled together in the "messages, grievances, and comments" section of what is quite possibly the most glacial online community in the entire United States.

On behalf of the entire Admin and moderator team, I want to extend my sincere thanks to everyone.

I really appreciate those kind words, 🙂

Thanks so much for the kind words!

edit: Oof, looks like he was just a second faster than me... 😬

analogstag29 said:I’m pretty sure this is hands down the most sluggish, painfully slow internet forum to ever grace the web—and honestly, probably the slowest one that'll ever exist, too. So, I guess this is my official little manifesto, my formal grievance, and just my general vent session right here in the "feedback and complaints" section of the absolute slowest corner of the internet on the planet.

Though, I mean, maybe there are a few even slower ones out there somewhere...☕

I’m honestly really touched that you guys are digging my comment.

Just keep doing what you're doing so this forum can keep growing and getting even better, bringing in more and more people who—I'm absolutely certain—are already having a blast being part of what is quite possibly the slowest corner of the internet.

Actually, maybe I shouldn't just sit here; I might as well throw out a suggestion to help you guys level up the work you're already doing. If it's even remotely possible, you should try to slow down www.usforums.com even further, just so the whole experience of hanging out here can feel truly complete.

Don't talk down to us too much, or we might actually start believing ourselves! 🤣

But seriously, I'm all ears for constructive feedback—I always am. 😁

My late grandmother used to always say, "The devil’s coming for you!"—and believe me, she knew what she was talking about 🧐

I really owe this forum a thanks for helping me practice a little bit of patience and grit 🙂

I'm definitely jumping on the bandwagon here and joining in on all those compliments!

analogstag29 said:Honestly, this is easily the most reliable, steady, and—let’s be real—the absolute slowest online forum to ever exist in the history of the web. Consider this my official statement, my formal grievance, and my heartfelt commentary within the "messages, complaints, and comments" section of the world's most leisurely paced internet community.

I guess I'll join in on the "compliments,"🙄
though I can't quite decide if this place is meant to be a stress reliever or just a massive test of human patience. 🤷 😕 🙂

I also join in the praise. I have started pausing while scrolling through the forum pages just to practice being more patient. 😍

hollowsailor48 said:I’m just stepping up to say thanks on behalf of all the Admins and moderators here.

Thanks for the kind words, 🙂

I'll gladly pridruzivati my colleague, offering a huge thank you for acknowledging all our Admins and mods.

Honestly, I’d also want to give a shout-out to my colleagues for stepping up and thanking everyone on behalf of all the Admins and Mods.

Edit: “He who masters patience, masters everything.” 🧐

Kimberly Roberts said:There are even slower ☕

Come on, man—just drop a link to some vBulletin board that’s actually slower than this absolute wreck. ☕

Benjamin King2 said:Man, seriously, send me a link to some old-school vBulletin board that’s actually slower than this total wreck. ☕

Is this one not dragging enough for you? 😕

No, I suppose it’s more likely that everyone complaining about the speed will just be sent over to him, and then once they finally make it back here, they might actually feel like this thing is flying like crazy. 😁

rustydrifter10 said:So this one isn't slow enough for you? 😕

He claims he knows some even slower ones—yeah, right. I'm not buying it for a second. 😁

I guess I’m jumping on the bandwagon with the praise too 😁...

But look, just so nobody gets a big head from all this flattery, I have to point out how this forum starts moving at a ridiculous pace once it hits midnight. 😲 🙂

Take this little jab as constructive criticism—maybe don't go cranking up the speed in the middle of the night? It’s a bit much when we aren't expecting the sudden surge. Thanks 🥳.

Everything just hits a standstill right after lunch... that’s why it happens.
😁

If we truly want to get anything meaningful written or read here on this forum, we’re going to have to approach it like little infants learning the ropes—basically, we'll need to completely flip day and night on their heads just to make sense of it all.
Oh man, I honestly can't find that slower-paced forum anywhere—did I miss the link? 🤣 🤣

Carl Sanchez40 said:everyone just hits the sack after lunch.. that's why.
😁

🙂 Man, talk about neglect from you mods... Honestly, teaching forum users how to be patient should probably come before your afternoon naps.🧐

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