Emily Parker32 said:Happy? Please. 🙂
Glad you went on a bit of a rant there, honestly. I'm always down to talk music.
Emily Parker32 said:Music is basically just one big emotional trip. It doesn't matter if you're into death metal, jazz, Britney Spears, or Joanna Newsom, the whole reason it hits is because it triggers these specific memories and cravings that belong entirely to you. No one else is ever going to see the world through your lens, no matter how hard they try.
I'm not saying it isn't like that, but let's be real—there's such a thing as quality, and I actually want to wrap my head around and respect the kind of excellence that doesn't even hit my vibe.
Maybe there’s an actual artistic relevance to the aesthetic, but for some reason—probably just my detached sensibilities mixed with some good old-fashioned...
pure ignorance. I don't get the whole cimbalom and harp thing.
Why wouldn't I figure it out eventually? If it actually holds any weight, at least I won't be stuck thinking this whole thing is total garbage anymore. And honestly, if it turns out there was something incredible right in front of me that I just failed to notice, maybe once I finally wrap my head around it, I'll actually start enjoying it.
Emily Parker32 said:First off, I’m just obsessed with her voice and that singing technique—it’s totally one-of-a-kind and incredibly bold. On one hand, she completely ignores every rule in the book, singing in a way that would probably give any vocal coach a literal heart attack, but then on the other hand, she hits every single note perfectly because she’s got that flawless ear and vocal cords capable of producing these insanely pure frequencies.
If she’s actually that kind of singer, she'd basically be a walking nightmare.
just more of the same garbage. Not every singing teacher. Not even close.
Emily Parker32 said:Then there's the way she performs, acting out the songs while she sings them. She’s got this insane ability to channel every possible mood—humor, sarcasm, pure euphoria, or just straight-up defiance—not even through the lyrics, but just by shifting her tone. It's heavy stuff, and honestly, you don't see many singers with that kind of instinct.
Look, I get what you're saying, and next time I spin her stuff I'll definitely try to spot that specific merit, assuming a) it actually exists and b) I can even recognize it when I see it.
It doesn't personally hit home for me, and honestly, it doesn't move the needle much on the quality scale either, since we're talking about music here, not some Broadway play or a Hollywood drama.
Emily Parker32 said:Another reason I dig Joanna Newsom is that harp of hers—it’s easily one of my favorite instruments, right up there with the cello.
And there it is, the same old issue. My go-to instruments are guitar, bass, and drums, which is basically why I'm hanging out on this forum instead of some pretentious site dedicated to classical music from back in the day—before they invented the piano, or whatever! 😛
Emily Parker32 said:The third thing is her lyrics; she could publish them as books and still be impressive. I love how her unconventional, almost childlike voice clashes with those archaic, old-school verses. Her songs feel like epics, and it’s hard to believe someone so young wrote them because they have so much maturity. She can weave different characters into a song and play all of them while acting as the narrator. Sometimes it feels less like listening to a track and more like watching a stage play. I mostly just picture her as a character in a production, and that persona is incredibly magnetic and charismatic.
So it’s got everything: acting, literature, classical vibes, history, theater.
Sure, maybe, but I still don't see where the pop is, let alone any rock and roll. 🙂
So, long story short: you were really patient and thorough in explaining why you're into it.
a) If nothing else, maybe now I understand better why it just isn't my thing.
b) Next time I listen, I might actually be able to pick up on those qualities—maybe even enough to tell someone, "Yeah, it's actually objectively great, it just doesn't do anything for me."
🙂