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cosmicskipper39 said:you helped him out, didn't you? ☕

I did, mostly because he asked me to... I told him what he should probably do at first, but since he decided to go through with it anyway, I figured it was better to help him than let him download some sketchy, junk software onto his computer...

cosmiccobra48 said:what's wrong with helping him...?

Yeah, seriously, what's the problem with that!?

Thomas Fisher said:hey, let us know how the fishing went 😂

I'm also curious to hear if he managed to catch a big fish 😁

stormycanyon4 said:I guess cosmicskipper39 might be worried that her own guy could get the bright idea to install a keylogger too... and maybe just telling him to see a therapist wouldn't even be enough. 😉

Maybe so, you've got a point there 😁

Here’s a little joke for you guys 😁

So, John manages to catch a big fish. Just like in those old stories, the fish offers to grant him three wishes if he just lets it go back into the water.
John goes ahead and does it. Once the fish finally calms down from the stress, it asks him what he wants.
Scratching his head, John says, "For my first wish... I want Fanny to be faithful to me."
The fish just stares at him, probably wondering what kind of idiot it just ran into.
"Alright, what's the second one?" the fish asks.
Scratching his head again, John says, "My second wish is that even if Fanny does cheat on me, I never find out about it."
Still pretty baffled, the fish asks, "And what about this third wish of yours?"
John scratches his head one more time, thinks it over, and finally says, "If I do end up finding out she's cheating, I hope I don't get too upset about it."

Matthew Vaughn4, forget the gym => I'd rather just catch a big fish 😁

stormycanyon4 said:I think cosmicskipper39 is just worried her boyfriend might get the bright idea to install a keylogger... and maybe then telling him he needs to see a psychiatrist wouldn't be enough. 😉

Dead wrong. I'd be worried because I'm dating a total creep.

I haven't sent anyone off to rehab, so stop twisting my words.

William Myers7 said:Yeah, I did, because that's what was asked... I told him what to do at first, but if he’s still hell-bent on doing it, I'd rather help him out than have him install some garbage software on his PC...

The point is keeping junk software off the computer, and the girl is just an afterthought in all this.

So, someone help me out here.
My boyfriend is already breathing down my neck because I spend way too much time watching videos online.
What's the fastest way to brick his hard drive so he stops watching that crap?

Alright... what's going on with the head?? ☕

cosmicskipper39 said:Well, Mosh, help me out here.
My boyfriend is actually mad at me because I spend way too much time watching certain clips online.
What’s the quickest way to totally wreck his hard drive so he can't watch that crap anymore?

I think I'll start off just like I did when I was talking with Matthew Vaughn4...

There are actually programs that won't break the drive, but they might actually make it easier for him to watch those videos!
Though, I guess it might be better to just sit down and talk to your guy first. You wouldn't want things to get weird or have him think you're just attacking him for no reason. Plus, heaven forbid you actually destroy a drive that might have some really important files on it...

William Myers7 said:First off, I’m gonna start just like I did with Matthew Vaughn4...

Look, there are plenty of programs out there that won't wreck your hard drive, but you'd basically be giving them permission to watch stuff like that!
Though, if you ask me, you should probably have a quick chat with your boyfriend first so he doesn't get the wrong idea—or heaven forbid, you end up trashing his drive full of potentially important data while you're at it...

Thank God I won't even need advice like that.😳

cosmicskipper39 said:Thank God I won't even need advice like that, 😳

So basically, you start screaming "WOLF," I'm over here trying my best to help, and it turns out you didn't actually need anything at all, huh?

Next time you go looking for a hand, maybe nobody will want to jump in because they'll think you're just making noise again!

Just kidding... I guess we should just be thankful God lets you let your kids watch weird little videos like that 😁

Look, we finally learned the hard way that a real relationship is built on actual trust and being okay with each other's little quirks, not on playing private investigator 😉

I hear you... honestly, it might be better if you just filmed your own video content instead of trying to follow his style, so people can actually get to know you...😂 otherwise, if you keep doing the same thing over and over, people are just going to tune out.😁

Well, I guess it doesn't hurt to double-check what the little one is up to sometimes...😉 Oh, and just to be clear, I didn't find anything too crazy, just that she was browsing some stuff on Pornhub.com😂

Matthew Vaughn4 said:I mean, it’s probably a good idea to double-check what the little one is rambling about every once in a while... I guess. Maybe just to stay ahead of things.😉 Just to be clear, I didn't exactly catch anything major. All I really found was that she had some stuff pulled up on Pornhub.😂

Wait, she was actually watching porn!?! Hahaha, oh man! 😁

So, I guess that means you'll just have to give her more often. Maybe? 😁 I guess you don't really have to watch it. Maybe just skip it? 😁

William Myers7 said:So what you're saying is you gotta give her 😁 more often just so she doesn't have to deal with looking at 😁

Love ya 😘
🤣

A cheerful topic, truly 😁

I couldn't resist chipping in my two cents.

That’s the true purpose of software and programming... forcing people to view reality from a different perspective and grasp genuine human values, thereby improving their overall quality of life. 😍