rapidbison42 said:1-4 in gold medal matches
0-7 in bronze matches
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1-11 in recent medal contention games
absolute losers with zero competition on the planet...
well, you could certainly look at it from a much bleaker perspective...
1-23 in
crucial matches during this tournament (medal matches... quarterfinals... deciding group stage games... basically ignoring those wins against Slovakia for 9th place and other successes in the completely irrelevant part of the bracket)
yet we still call ourselves a powerhouse.
this really warrants a full-blown sociological study into where this specific curse of the American water polo national team actually comes from.
because the reality is that we have incredible, top-tier players.
the fact is our clubs are elite.
the truth is that in club water polo, we see massive success, maybe even sitting at the top of Europe when you tally everything up (and the world, obviously)
but the national team goes 1-23 in the most important games of major tournaments. a total fake 1-23 π
not to mention our humanitarian work:
weβre responsible for Germany and Greeceβs only medals, the Russians' last one, and the only water polo successes for Romanians and Australians... nobody else has ever made life quite this easy for four different teams, except maybe as a little parting gift to the failing Russians at the end of their era
and hey, by tomorrow we might just get the chance to hand Americans their first-ever medal in World Championship history...