vividbear6
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joined Jul 2008
Let me chime in here too 😉, just in case it helps lighten your load a bit. Basically, because of some digestive issues, I had to go through both a barium swallow and a colonoscopy about a month or two ago. You probably know the drill, but if you don't, I can give you the lowdown. First, they draw blood and send it off to the lab, then you have to provide a urine sample. Once everything clears that hurdle, it’s time for the swallow. I was scheduled for 9:00 AM, and I’m pretty sure I wasn't allowed to eat or drink anything after midnight that day. There were two other patients with me, but obviously, everyone keeps to themselves—we weren't exactly socializing. They call you in first, you chat a little about your symptoms, and then they hand you a plastic cup filled with this thick white liquid from a canister. Imagine something with the consistency of heavy cream mixed with honey—not quite yogurt, but thicker than that, totally opaque, and the taste... honestly, I can't even put my finger on it. Maybe plastic? I don't know. All I can tell you is it isn't pleasant to drink, and it’s a struggle to get it down your throat, but hey, you do what you gotta do. It's the contrast agent, though, and without it, the whole thing is pointless, so there's no skipping it 😉. After that, you head to a small room, lie down in this large machine, and they rotate you around while they take the images. There's a monitor mounted on the ceiling above your head where you can actually watch your own GI tract and see the contrast moving through your system... After the imaging—which takes maybe a minute or two—you get another cup and have to drink that again, slowly; you've got about a 10-minute window. You usually drink it in the hallway while the next patient is in the machine. Then comes the second round of imaging, and once that's wrapped up, you wait a bit and get your results and the doctor's input. That covers the swallow part, so let me know if any of that sounds confusing.
Now, regarding the colonoscopy—I can't remember if I did it the same day or the day after the swallow. Anyway, you go in to consult with the doctor, and they give you two bottles of laxatives. Each one has a little less than half a cup in it, and you have to drink them the day before the procedure; one bottle at noon and the second one around 10:00 PM. For me, the absolute worst part was drinking those laxatives. The taste was so revolting that I felt nauseous for two weeks straight every time I even thought about it. Not trying to scare you—maybe you'll handle it better—but for me, it was horrendous. It was so bad I didn't even finish the second bottle... After that first bottle, you've got about four hours before the dreaded intestinal cramps kick in, and they are intense—the kind of pain where you can't even lift yourself up off the toilet. I spent about an hour sitting there, but nothing much was actually happening; it was just constant cramping. After that, you have to chug water all day to stay hydrated because those laxatives pull water right out of your system. The next morning, around 9:00 AM, you show up at the clinic, wait a bit, and get called into a room. You strip down, put on one of those paper gowns, talk to the doctor, and hand over your previous medical records. Then you head to the bed... I actually have a family member who is a doctor, specifically over at Mount Sinai in this case, so it wasn't an issue to request general anesthesia. Since I got that, I unfortunately can't tell you firsthand what the actual colonoscopy felt like 🤷, because someone else will have to go through that—me, I was out cold 😁. The whole thing lasts maybe 15 to 30 minutes, depending on the person. They take a few internal photos, and in the end, everything turned out fine for me with both the swallow and the colonoscopy, and it wasn't even a big deal that I missed part of that second bottle... There was a little left over, but nothing major 🙂. Bottom line: I really recommend you just go through with both. Endure the drinking, ask for the anesthesia (they might want more tests later anyway), and just get it over with in a couple of days. Trust me, if there was something that shouldn't be in my gut, they would have found it. I highly recommend going; it could save you from a lot of trouble. If you have questions, just ask.👍