Itchy butt

Does anyone have a good cream recommendation for butt itch? Sometimes after a massive blowout, my area gets all irritated and stinging, though other times I feel totally fine.🙂

When your eyes are bigger than your stomach... honestly, just go grab some Nesquik and grow up already...

I’m being dead serious here, and you’re just making jokes... I actually have a real problem with this

If you aren't dealing with worms, then maybe try using some baby diaper rash cream, like Pavlov's...

Factum cream

Unless you're dealing with some kind of infection, a flare-up, hemorrhoids, or even something like pinworms... it might just be that you're using the wrong wash. You can actually pick up that specific intimate cleanser designed for the rear area—I think it's called Ansoo by Hygiee—and honestly, instead of sticking to standard toilet paper, I’d recommend switching over to wet wipes.

Wipes?? Honestly, I rarely even bother using the toilet at home because I'm out running errands most of the day... So, I really don't feel like lugging wet wipes around with me. Plus, I don't have any hemorrhoids or worms to deal with.

Ugh, I swear this happens to me all the time whenever I’m using cheap, scratchy paper or if I accidentally grab those flimsy little napkins instead of the good stuff.
Sometimes that constant stinging and the desperate urge to just scratch everything off drives me absolutely insane.

Then I finally discovered Johnson & Johnson's diaper rash cream😁—you know, that super thick baby ointment they use on toddlers—and honestly, that stuff was a total lifesaver for me!🙏

To be honest, using those generic feminine wipes from CVS actually makes the itching way worse for me.🙄

And if we're being totally real here, most of my issues actually stem from hemorrhoids and an anal fissure.

Lisa Martin50 said:That happens to me all the time—either if I’m being too rough with the toilet paper, or if I'm using cheap stuff, like those thin, scratchy rolls from the dollar store.
The itching and that constant urge to scratch can drive me absolutely insane sometimes.

Then I discovered this diaper cream my kid uses😁 just that thick baby ointment you put on their butts, and honestly, that stuff was a lifesaver.🙏

Personally, those scented feminine wipes make the itching way worse for me.🙄

And truth be told, most of my issues actually stem from hemorrhoids and an anal fissure.

Oh, really? What's the exact name of that baby cream?

Man, I tried using baby wipes to clean up for a while, but they left me smelling weird down there—I guess when everything mixes together, it doesn't go well.😛

And hey, I definitely use the soft stuff; I'm not out here using sandpaper instead of toilet paper...

You can easily toss a portable toilet kit in your bag or backpack—perfect for whenever you're out and about...
For kids, just stick to things like Vaseline, some basic white diaper cream, or Bepanthen.

Honey is the superior choice for this. It works effectively for any situation involving anal irritation. 🙂

Amanda Stewart69 said:That’s definitely the best Honey for that task. Honestly, whenever things get a little rough back there, it's my go-to. 🙂

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Even under those circumstances. 🙂

just watch what you eat 😁

I am doing my best. 🙂

I honestly don't get people who take a dump and then don't bother cleaning up after themselves; of course you're going to be itchy later.

If you're already at the office and you've got an emergency, just grab some wet wipes.

Look, you could be dealing with fungi, but it could just as easily be parasites. And I’m not just talking about those gross little worms people always picture; we're talking micro-parasites that can hitch a ride if, say, you don't scrub your salad or other veggies properly before eating them. If you want to get to the bottom of this, you need to ask your doctor for a stool analysis. It's actually pretty easy to treat once you know what you're fighting.

Look, some people might deal with issues after anal sex because the lining gets irritated, which leads to that stinging or itchy sensation later on. It can also happen if you're hitting the bathroom way too often and overdoing it with the toilet paper—especially if your skin isn't used to being wiped that frequently.

Anonymous said:Anyone got a cream recommendation for when my ass starts itching like crazy?? Sometimes after a massive dump, the area around my crack gets all raw and stinging, but other times it’s totally fine?? 🙂

Just shit a little less aggressively next time (on those days when everything feels fine) and you won't have this problem...

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It sounds like you might be dealing with a fungal infection. Honestly, I’ve heard from several sources that using wet wipes is a terrible idea—they can actually make things worse. There is a specific type of barrier cream you can apply before you even head into the restroom, which makes cleaning up much smoother afterward. Also, if you can find some chamomile tea to use as a soak whenever you get the chance, do it; it feels like that stuff can cure just about anything. I haven't personally dealt with this issue, but I can only imagine how incredibly awkward and uncomfortable it is to deal with an itch in a place where you certainly can't exactly scratch it in public. 🙂 Best of luck!! 👋