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toni
What's your take on the new Monde 👍

Nicole Ross37 said:😕 DESCRIBE IT... man, forget about the all-caps 😍

I honestly don't think you can put this kind of prep into words 🙏 🙏

It’s just all those tiny details that come with a real BBQ spread, like some juicy girl at a roadside stand or warm biscuits... it's like that slow-cooked pork where the animal was raised and handled specifically just to end up on your plate one day, which is why the meat is so much juicier 🙏 🙏

I’m sitting here knocking back a couple of brews at the local pub... there weren't any ladies in sight, honestly, just one guy with a massive mustache and two or three PTSP-ovacs 😕 I told them once I got home, "Alright, we're heading out tomorrow" 🙏

Look, some traditions simply have to be honored. If we’re all gathered at the local diner stuffing our faces, then someone has to call from my cell phone, and we definitely need to be serving up some top-tier comfort food. Boško, you really blew it 👎 😍

driftingotter2 said:Tony, man, you must've loved getting roasted by us today.

I gotta tell ya though, the first time we tried to call you out, I was actually moving my phone and thought, "Alright, let me get Tony on the line."

And then Jonathan Booth5 goes, "No, no, don't bother."
He's like, "Here, just use my phone instead."🙏

Well yeah, obviously... I mean, you and Jonathan Booth5 sound pretty much identical anyway....
Man, it didn't even hit me until later, but I realized it's totally because of your accent.🙏 🙏

The Mondeo is a legit car, honestly, it's awesome.👋

Voc,
it’s pretty obvious you’ve managed to dodge two major disasters already today.
first, that gas canister near the table,
and now those two guys prone to violence and unprovoked attacks.

Jonathan Booth5 said:Look, man, some traditions just gotta be respected. If we’re all hanging out at a dive bar eating greasy sliders, then you gotta call it from my iPhone and make sure the appetizers are top-tier. Boško, you totally messed up 👎 😍

😍 what kind of guy 🙏 🙏 🙏

man, seriously, why didn't you guys use your phone to film how Jonathan Booth5 is pulling his hair out while Boško hits him with the bill 🙏 🙏

rustystag7 said:Of course, though you and Jonathan Booth5 have pretty similar vocal tones...
Honestly, it didn't click until later that the main thing was actually just my accent. 🙏 🙏
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They wouldn't even let me sit down and chat with Tobon.🙂

I suppose if I were in the room, anyone would have picked up on my accent almost immediately, wouldn't they?🙏

driftingotter2 said:Man,
you’ve basically dodged two bullets today already.
First there was that whole mess with the gas canister by the table,
and now those two guys looking for trouble and throwing sudden punches.

The American James Bond🙏 🙏

Jonathan Booth5 said:Look, some traditions just have to be honored. If we're sitting in a bar eating wings, then I'm calling the order from my phone and we better get some solid appetizers. Boško, you really messed up here. 👎 😍

If the bill is $75

It’s only right to leave $83 😁

I could have easily left $300

But then it would look like, "Yeah, I've got money to burn."
And I didn't want to leave that kind of impression. 😬

Hey everyone, is it freezing where you are too? It’s already down to seven below zero here 🙏 🙏

Arthur Martinez7 said:They wouldn't even let me talk with Tobon🙂

I honestly think they'd pick up on my accent immediately🙏

If you have a Miami accent, then I'm basically a walking cliché😲 😳

Jonathan Booth5 said:Hey guys, is it freezing where you are too? It’s already down to like 19 degrees Fahrenheit over here 🙏 🙏

it's freaking brutal out there 😠

Jonathan Booth5 said:Hey everyone, is it freezing where you are too? It's already hit seven below zero here.🙏 🙏

It's actually feeling pretty warm where I am because Tomislav Ivcic is on Chase, which definitely warms my heart.

"I was born out of pure defiance, just because Mom said women were more capable.
That's why she took me to the beach, even when I wasn't feeling up to it." 🙏

driftingotter2 said:If you’ve got a Miami accent, then I guess I'm basically a saint. 😲 😳

I’d have to agree—I can't stand those people from New York who try so hard to act like they're true locals.😍

driftingotter2 said:if you're rocking that thick Brooklyn accent, then I guess I'm basically a total fraud😲 😳

man, just come fix my boots while you're at it😕

driftingotter2 said:If you’re rocking that thick Southern accent, then I’m practically a saint by comparison.😲 😳

I was honestly going to tell you exactly what I think of you, but I figured you'd just take it personally.😁

Arthur Martinez7 said:they wouldn't have even let me talk to Toben🙂

I honestly think my accent would have given me away instantly🙏

hahaha, come on, if you're from Miami... people would notice right away🤣

Man, I was just thinking... how much of a steal would a 2.0 TDI be if you actually picked one up?😕

Arthur Martinez7 said:I was going to tell you exactly what I think of you, but I figured you'd just take offense. 😁

😕 😕 😕

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