Worst rave techno songs ever

Is there any good stuff out there?

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It exists.
It’s just that people living in some bubble don't get what a mixer, a drum machine, synths, or a laptop are actually for.

Seriously, get yourselves a crash course in basic electronic music production. Fast.

You should really check out some stuff from DJ Adolf. I guess he’s got the best nazi techno on this side of the pond—maybe even better than anyone else. 😁

wiredfalcon2 said:It exists.
It’s just that if you’re stuck up on a hill somewhere, you probably don't get how a mixer, a drum machine, some keys, or a laptop actually work together.

Maybe head back to elementary school for some basic electronic music 101.

Man, just go away, you idiot.👎 👎

Jose Chase2 said:Just beat it, man.👎 👎

I think it's actually pronounced "scratch."😁

Anyone else remember this techno relic?

Eins, zwei Polizei
drei, vier Offizier
fünf, sechs alte Hex'
sieben, acht gute Nacht

by Mo-Do 😁

Jacob Johnson70 said:Does anyone else remember this old techno track?

Eins, zwei Polizei
drei, vier Offizier
fünf, sechs alte Hex'
sieben, acht gute Nacht

by Mo-Do 😁

I'm not really a huge techno fan myself—it’s just not my thing—but there was this one track. It's mostly just a heavy beat and some guy talking:

"Hello, my name is Oliver and I'm going to tell you a Story"

I can't quite remember the rest, but I think it was about some crazy heist or something.

Does anyone happen to know the title?

steelviper6 said:Techno isn't usually my thing, but there's this one track. Just repetitive noise, then some guy starts talking:

"Hello, my name is Oliver, and I'm gonna tell you a story. Its about a girl..."

I can't remember the rest, just that it involves some messed up robbery or crime.

Does anyone know the title?

Is this it?
"The Horrorist" - "One Night In NYC"

Hello, my name is Oliver and I'm going to tell you a Story

It's about a young girl...
She's only fifteen years old and has blonde hair and blue eyes.

She lives with Her parents in New Jersey and They Love Her very much;
And one night she and her friends decided they were going to come to New York City.

"My Parents are away and I'll take their car, they will never know!
We're gonna have a great time!" she said.

and They drove over The George Washington Bridge and drove downtown to The Limelight

"Wow, look at the line!"
"Don't worry I know the guy at the door, we'll get in."
And they did.

"So many people, look at that guy's shoes... they must be a mile high!"
And she turned around and bumped into a really cute guy.

They had a good time, they danced for hours and hours;
and she had a few drinks too!

"Hey", he said, "My roommate's not home and well,
I was wondering if you wanna, you know... come to my place.
I just don't wanna... I just don't wanna be alone." And she said, "Yes!".

So they got into a taxi and went to 3rd Avenue and 11th street to the NYU dorm rooms
And went upstairs and sat on his bed.

And he said, "Take this pill..." And she did.
And then she said, "What did you just give me?"
"Ecstasy." he said. And then...

He fucked her all night. Fucked her all night. Fucked her all night.
Fucked her all night...

It's just One Night in NYC. One Night in NYC. One Night in NYC.
It's just One Night in NYC.

H3MAT0M said:Is this the one?
"The Joker" - "One Night in NYC"

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H3MAT0M said:Does anyone else remember this old techno track:

Eins, zwei Polizei
drei, vier Offizier
fünf, sechs alte Hex'
sieben, acht gute Nacht

by Mo-Do 😁

Nine, ten, time for bed. ☕

Kevin Chavez3
Absolute topic of the year right here!

My top picks:

3. 3. Scooter - How Much is The Fish?

2. One Finger - house Fucker

1. Jan Wayne - Because The Night a

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Holy crap, where on earth did he pull those from?? 🤣 🤣 👍 Seriously though... respect.

I've always found that genre fascinating. 🙂

I honestly feel the same way 😁

It just popped into my head:
Scooter - Hyper Hyper 🙏 🙏 🤣

Here’s my little contribution. The genre is all over the place, but whatever.

wes - alane
music instructor - supersonic
the tamperer feat. maya - feel it (seriously, best chorus ever - what's she gonna look like with a chimney on her 😕 )

That's all I can think of right now.

Man, I'm such a mess... just downloaded these and I am absolutely dying laughing... 😬

hollowseal33 said:Here’s my little contribution. The genre drifts a bit here and there, but whatever.

Wes - Alane
Music Instructor - Supersonic
The Tamperer feat. Maya - Feel It (seriously, best chorus ever—though I can't help picturing what she'd look like wearing a chimney 😕 )

That's all I can think of right now.

God, I'm ridiculous... I just downloaded them and now I'm dying laughing... 😬

Hmm... I guess Wes doesn't really fit the whole rave techno vibe. True, the genre shifts a little.😁
I actually heard En Vogue on the radio the other day... I couldn't stop laughing.😂
And honestly? For me, all those Brooklyn Bounce tracks were always part of that annoying subgenre... just pure nightmare fuel.🙂

William Martinez84 said:Hmm... I don't think Wes belongs in the rave techno category at all. Sure, the genre can be a bit blurry sometimes, but still.😁

I disagree. To me, it totally fits. I've always associated it with the rest of these tracks, so that's just how I see it.😁

H3MAT0M said:Is this the one?
"The Joker" - "One Night In NYC"

They actually played that track at a HIP campaign rally. You had the smiling faces of Pašalić and Tuđman Jr. flashing on the big screen while the speakers were blasting "fucked her all night." And then people have the nerve to call them conservative.😁 😁 😁

poirot said:get lost, you moron.👎 👎

whatever, man. I've been falling apart for ages.
scratching my skin off, too.
and what else?
banging my head against the drywall.
telling jokes about washed-up musicians.
I smell like old fish.
only hunt at night.

p.s. slim chance of a bat getting tangled in your hair, honestly, given how their navigation system works.

Eiffel 65 - BLUE
Dad and all that nonsense...

666:

Red alert, people!

Thuu, tut-tuturu-thu, tut-tu-tuthu-tuturututuruthotu[pitch]whooo

*Unca, unca, unca* + that previous sequence... and so on.

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