Kidney issues

mistybear4 said:6 - Haha, fair enough. But honestly, you’d definitely notice the difference between someone living on nothing but greasy burgers and someone sticking to Herbalife. 😎

Hmmmm... I’ve heard that old saying about eating like a rabbit—you know what I mean. Does that actually apply to Herbalife users at all? 🙂

mistybear4 said:1 - there’s also the meal replacement option (protein shakes) which helps nourish your cells (even if your stomach isn't quite full), and it's recommended at least once a day since being rushed and short on time is the biggest enemy of eating balanced meals and staying consistent today.



2 - wow, just because something grows in a field doesn't mean everyone is going to believe it's actual food, right? .. 😁

3 - Vitamin C isn't a medicine, yet it helps when you have a cold, right? Chamomile isn't a medicine, but it still helps... you get the idea. We're talking about HEALING here, not just treating symptoms... 🙂

4 - Are you really suggesting they're all chemical??? 😁

5 - That’s just your opinion! Honestly, I’d love to see how you feel after drinking that "blended powder"—whether you're actually satisfied or just hungry, and how your body reacts afterward.. 😉

6 - Hehe, no problem! But even you would notice the difference between someone living on nothing but burgers and someone using Herbalife.. 😎

I WANT TO BE HEALED.

Look, I'm more than happy to step up and publicly test the healing powers of your food so I can share the results with everyone.
It's a great chance for you to expand your market and, of course, boost your earnings.
So, when does this experiment start?

Regarding point number 6, I've only got one old-school saying for you: "self-praise is no recommendation."
And as they say, "if nobody else is going to sing my praises, I guess I'll have to do it myself!"

nimbleskipper13 said:Hmmmm.. I once heard that phrase about people who "eat like a rabbit—just nibbling away." Does that actually sound like anyone using Herbalife? 🙂

It definitely could be!
I can't say the same for the folks at Texas Roadhouse, though.

Frank Alvarez8 said:I already mentioned that it causes permanent brain damage😎

Oh my gosh, I totally forgot to include you in the group! My bad.
You should definitely jump in.
The same goes for anyone else interested.
We could even host the experiment at the Rose Bowl—they aren't using the space anyway!

rustymoose54 said:Einstein is having issues with women again 😬

your jokes are pretty bottom-tier, honestly, they just reek of cheap toilet humor 😉

I don't have any issues with women at all; if anything, once they get to know me and try that "miracle shake," something shifts inside them and... well, they start to adore me.. 🙂 😉 😁

maybe your sense of humor is just a bit underdeveloped? 😁

jadesailor14 said:They could've held this experiment at Madison Square Garden—they don't even need the space anyway.

The cookies are just okay, I guess—but man, your takes are always top-tier... 👍>

Jose Miller3 said:Your cookies are just okay, but man, I absolutely love your comments! 👍

What's wrong with my cookies?

Wait, hold on—could the flour be the culprit here? I actually had a similar mishap when I was baking cookies last weekend!
Hey everyone! Just a quick heads-up to those who have been copying my dessert recipes—if you're going to use them, please be a pal and give credit by adding "Herbalife" in the ingredients list! It would mean the world to me. Thanks!

jadesailor14 said:What’s wrong with my cookies?

They're way too cakey. You're basically making a cake every time you bake a cookie... and honestly, some people just aren't into that texture...

Total tangent here—but I feel like this whole thread has been one big detour since day one!

nimbleskipper13 said:Hmmmm... I once heard that old saying about eating like a rabbit—you know, "eat like a rabbit, perform like a rabbit"... I wonder if there's any truth to that when it comes to Herbalife users. 🙂

I wouldn't know; I don't eat like a rabbit, nor am I particularly active in that other department... honestly, you'd probably have to come over and see for yourself, since everyone's experience is different. 😁

jadesailor14 said:Could be.
I certainly can't complain about people who live on burgers and fries.

Who says I'm not a fan of a good burger myself? 😕
I actually know a great little spot if you're looking. 🙂 👍 😉

Frank Alvarez8 said:I've already mentioned how this leads to an irreversible decay of your brain matter😎

I suppose everyone’s individual experience carries some weight, if you believe in that sort of thing.. 😁

mistybear4 said:you should probably just come down here and see for yourself

I finally get it now!!!!

mistybear4 isn't actually trying to sell Herbalife at all—he's just trying to hit on some girl on this forum!!!! I mean, you have to hand it to him, it's one of the most creative moves I've seen... but let's be real, he's just looking for a hookup!

nimbleskipper13 said:Fine, whatever, I’ll take that deal too!
Though if we're talking about emergency room equipment, I might as well just grab an enema kit, because after this kind of "therapy," things are probably going to be leaking from every possible direction... 🙂

sounds like you've already got a bit of a leak going on yourself... 😉 😁

😂 😂 😂

mistybear4 said:maybe you just don't get jokes? ... 😁

And then there's you, dropping lines like: "it's too late for old ladies to wish they had teenage skin again..." (where do you even find this stuff 🙄 )

and

"should I slide down from your neck and move somewhere lower?"

you actually think that's funny? bless your heart... 😁

Frank Alvarez8 and nimbledriver81 were absolutely losing it laughing at how ridiculous you are
🙄

Jose Miller3 said:It finally clicked for me.

mistybear4 isn't actually out here peddling Herbalife; he’s just looking for an excuse to hit on some women on this forum. I have to give it to him, though—it’s one of the more creative approaches I've seen, even if the whole thing is really just about sex.

Haha, honestly, at this point, it’s getting hard to tell who’s actually running the show around here... or if anyone is even in control anymore. 😁

🙂

Jose Miller3 said:I just realized!!!!

mistybear4 isn't actually selling Herbalife at all; he's just trying to pick up some girl on this forum!!!! I have to hand it to him, it's one of the most creative approaches I've seen, but let's be real—it's just about sex!

You're mistaken; he mentioned before that it was all nonsense!
And please, he doesn't sell anything, he just offers advice. 🙄

Jose Miller3 said:They’re way too buttery. Every single recipe calls for a ton of butter. Some people just aren't fans of that...

Total tangent here, but I honestly feel like this whole thread has been one giant detour since day one!

Way back at the start, before we even got into specific recipes, I mentioned that these are my own family classics passed down to me. I definitely don't use nearly as much butter or sugar as the measurements suggest. Some of these are recipes my mom used to whip up when I was just a little kid.
I actually swap out most—if not all—of the butter for heavy cream quite often.
Some people crave that rich, buttery texture, but if you're not feeling it, just try using cream instead of butter or margarine.

Ouch, well now I'm feeling a little insulted!

mistybear4 said:Who says I don't love a good burger? 😕
I actually know a killer spot you have to try... 🙂 👍 😉

Lay it on me!

jadesailor14 said:Come on.

A "branch"... please... 🙂

I’ve always had a soft spot for a good backyard BBQ or some greasy sliders, but honestly, I don't have anything to complain about here; it's just a bit harder to track down if you aren't looking, but if you hit me up, I can point you in the right direction... 😉

jadesailor14 said:Ugh, now I'm actually offended.

Oh, give me a break...

I swear there used to be this perfect little emoji where one smiley face humbly offers a flower to another—man, I wish I could find it right now just to send it your way!!!

But seriously though, it was super sweet of you to drop all those recipes in here...

we still friends?

jadesailor14, chin up...

Man, I am absolutely obsessed with those old-school bundt cakes

The real kicker is that I can barely touch them without getting in trouble 😁

All those classic, old-fashioned recipes—you know, the kind you’d find in some dusty grandma's cookbook from back in the day—they're all just like that...