Heavy Metal lyrics

The situation is quite dire
Unknown
Dilea E

What's up? 😁

It is quite simply an absurdity 😁 😁

Listen to my advice,
don't go messing around
with Heavy Metal
lyrics...
'cause you might just end up getting blindsided
by some crazed
Heavy Metal fans...
then you'll see!

😁 😉

I gotta admit, I haven't laughed this hard online in a long time...
First off, just reading the thread title got me chuckling... but slowly at first...
Kind of like watching some angry teenager try to show off at a red light...
Then the actual lyrics started hitting me, and that's when I really lost it...
The post by kfov was funny, but the one from Alex Martinez4 absolutely killed me...
By the end, I was waiting for the punchline—spirit really went all out here, and now I’m literally typing through laughs!!!

I REALLY LOVE HEAVY METAL spitting 😛 😁

Thanks a million, really appreciate it... 🙂

I know we aren't supposed to be chatting here, but since you don't have DMs or anything else set up, I figured I'd just drop this here because I wanted to ask you something... 😉

Who else is actually into Heavy Metal these days? 😁 Co-op😁 😁 🙄
Back in my day, we were all about that doom sound. We didn't deal with those whiny types who just scream into the mic like they’re having some kind of monthly meltdown 🙂

My Dying Breed was a real band, and Anathema too...

Kenneth Reed2 said:Back in my day, we actually listened to real doom—not this modern crap where they just scream into the mic like they’re having some kind of monthly meltdown.🙂

My Dying Breed was a real band, and Anathema too...

Man, you are a total fossil. 🙂 I was spinning Paradise Lost and Carcass way back when—early to mid-90s Florida scene stuff... 🙂

Kenneth Reed2 said:I’m not talking about those weak-willed types who just scream into the mic like they're having some sort of monthly hormonal meltdown...🙂

Cheers. 🙂

When those gray, depressing mornings start creeping in through the hazy, empty stretches of an April sky and you just can't find the energy to be the badass you know you are,

Thou shalt come to me oh my beloved little Pontiac, breathe some life into my soul and drive away the red shadow of Unknown that haunts me through these endless, nauseating nights,

Alright!

Oh yeah? Well, that's just how our band rolls, mom!

My Dying Breed is just overly sweet doom garbage🤮

Hugh Grant 'n' Pepper said:Listen here,
don't go messing around
with Metallica
lyrics...
'cause you might end up getting your head taken off
by some crazed
Metallica fans...
then you'll see!

😁 😉

I am not messing around one bit
with Metallica
lyrics
because everyone above me
is just a bunch of total fakes
who don't realize how good
our lyrics actually
are.

Forget about those threats
since I have my hands on
a legendary Glock 17.
So they can all go to hell, anyone who thinks
they can mess with us.

Ugh, seriously?! Arghhhhhh!!!!!!!!

I don't have anything against Metallica lyrics, but I am genuinely struggling to see what the point of this post even is.🙄

...teach us how beautiful that really is.

Honestly, this hits way harder and looks much cleaner than 95% of the mainstream garbage out there

ironfalcon18 said:My Dying Breed is just some sugary doom garbage🤮

Says the guy with the blonde kid on his avatar😁