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Amanda Cruz68 Amanda Cruz68 Member
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joined Apr 2003
#21 ·
Christian Cox58, I don't even know what to tell you—I still haven't actually sat down to watch Catch Me If You Can.

Honestly, though, this Daredevil thing is just a comic book adaptation, and frankly, that's enough for me to go on.😉
ruggedjackal46 ruggedjackal46 Regular
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joined May 2007
#22 ·
ninocka said:I'm looking to catch a movie for a friend's birthday. Should I go for this one or *Catch Me If You Can*? What do you guys think?

Well, look, if you’re a fan of Steven Spielberg, you’ll probably have a blast.

But if he isn't really your style? Honestly, you'll just be bored out of your mind. You'll find yourself rolling your eyes at every single overly sentimental scene—you know, the kind of stuff that's so cliché it's almost an insult to God—and you'll spend most of the runtime staring longingly at the exit sign, wondering what better movie is playing in the theater next door.

(Side note: Do I personally like Steven Spielberg? That’s a loaded question.)
Timothy Cox2 Timothy Cox2 Active Member
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joined Feb 2003
#23 ·
Princeza said:The effects are solid, the soundtrack hits hard, and Colin Farrell is fantastic. 👍

I’m in. Plus one more detail: that scene where the big Black guy is smoking a cigar—that was probably the highlight for me, mostly because I just quit smoking those exact ones.

The movie actually feels eerily similar to the conflict between Iraq and the USA, much like current global tensions. It starts with the idea that when you can't find justice in a courtroom (think CNN), justice becomes blind (Daredevil). Even that scene at the end with the man on his knees is basically just the USA, yet Americans still feel pity. And Grkinja is basically France reaching out, while Corinne is actually bin Laden. Okay, I'm kidding.😁
The film isn't anything groundbreaking, and we all knew that going in. Now everything is about adapting series; we've got Hulk coming soon, then X-Men II, and there's plenty more where that came from. Personally, I think most of them flop, but I have to see Modesty Blaise (maybe Rip Kirby too) because I've been obsessed with her for years. Everything else is just noise.
Elizabeth Garcia2 Elizabeth Garcia2 Active Member
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joined Apr 2005
#24 ·
Look, I get it. Ever since Ben Affleck started dating Jennifer Lopez, his lifestyle has gone through the roof... I mean, they picked up that $10 million mansion, he probably dropped $100,000 on some diamond necklace for her, maybe even an Aston Martin for $200,000... you know how it goes, just endless spending. And I suppose the guy is stuck, whether he likes it or not, taking roles in those mediocre big-budget blockbusters just to keep those millions rolling in... but that still doesn't mean I have to sit through them.
And I'm certainly not wasting my precious time or my own hard-earned money on them.
So yeah, this is definitely one of those movies that I am never, ever watching.
Peter Morris58 Peter Morris58 Member
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joined Mar 2003
#25 ·
Catching it this Saturday. I'll let you guys know 🙂
driftinggull13 driftinggull13 Active MemberOP
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#26 ·
"An Aston Martin for $200,000"

Just some dumb Anglo-Saxon peasant move... he really should have gone with a Lamborghini instead.
Peter Morris58 Peter Morris58 Member
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joined Mar 2003
#27 ·
Hell yeah! And a Diablo SV at that! 🙂
driftinggull13 driftinggull13 Active MemberOP
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#28 ·
"Hell yeah! And make it a Diablo SV!"

No way, man... definitely the Countach. I mean, there aren't even any new ones being made anymore. Sure, the Diablo is killer and the new Murciélago is great, but the Countach? That’s the only one that’s truly Outrageous.
James Jackson9 James Jackson9 Active Member
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#29 ·
Just got back from the theater. The visual effects were solid and I have to agree on the soundtrack; it’s perfectly fine if you just want to switch your brain off for a while.👍
Peter Morris58 Peter Morris58 Member
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joined Mar 2003
#30 ·
driftinggull13 said:"Hell yeah! And make it a Diablo SV!"

Nah, the Countach. Sure, there aren't any new ones being made, but the Diablo is killer and the new Murciélago is great—still, the Countach is the only one that's truly "Outrageous."


The new one's alright, but I'd take an SV over it any day!!>
Christian Cox58 Christian Cox58 Newcomer
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joined Mar 2003
#31 ·
That movie was honestly such a letdown... I was practically falling asleep halfway through. I guess it counts as a "film" if the lead actress dies, but then Daredevil shows up at the end to give some big moral lecture? Give me a break. To make matters worse, they titled it "devilish challenge" on the local cable channel. All in all—a total waste of time and money!
ruggedjackal46 ruggedjackal46 Regular
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joined May 2007
#32 ·
I honestly went in expecting something mediocre, but man, was I wrong... I haven't seen anything quite this incredibly naive since I was a kid watching Power Rangers on Saturday mornings!
The whole thing is so predictable that you can basically call every single scene before it happens; it’s just a collection of tropes we've all seen a million times before.
Here are a few of the more "interesting" choices the filmmakers made:

Apparently, giving Daredevil heightened senses—aside from his sight—somehow grants him the ability to leap ten feet in the air and twirl a stick around like he’s leading a high school marching band.

Then you have Print and Delete just standing there side-by-side.

And don't even get me started on the plot. It’s an absolute fever dream.🙄
It follows the most basic formula imaginable: drop in a good guy (Daredevil), pair him with a "witty" sidekick, add a love interest, a priest, a ruthless assassin, and a big bad villain. Toss in some vague connection between the girl and the boss, and you've got a movie. Calling this film "brainless" feels like an insult to brainlessness; even a single-celled organism would find this too mindless to process.
Timothy Cox2 Timothy Cox2 Active Member
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joined Feb 2003
#33 ·
Christian Cox58 said:The movie was honestly terrible... I was literally yawning through half of it. Plus, I'm really not a fan of movies where the female lead dies. I just...

That part was actually the best scene.😁

But seriously, why would his mask have eye slits if he's blind? Makes zero sense.
And let's be real, Jennifer Lopez definitely has an incredible figure.
Taylor Cruz7 Taylor Cruz7 Member
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joined Dec 2002
#34 ·
What am I looking at here: a massive backside and a head right in the middle?
Jennifer Lopez and B. AF are playing Assdevil.
ruggedjackal46 ruggedjackal46 Regular
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joined May 2007
#35 ·
Timothy Cox2 said:Honestly, that’s easily the best scene in the whole thing.😁

Oh, come on, did you miss the ending? He finds that Braille medallion left behind by—wait for it—a woman! So, clearly, she didn't actually die...
Richard Thompson33 Richard Thompson33 Active Member
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joined May 2004
#36 ·
mjuza and Colin are exactly my kind of people 👍
everything else was barely worth a cheap t-shirt... though watching that lady move and work it was definitely a highlight
those aggressive roses were really getting on my nerves
true, and as much as I love how good Colin looks, he was playing it a little too dramatic, just a tiny bit too much
Jesse Kern6 Jesse Kern6 Newcomer
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joined Mar 2003
#37 ·
ruggedjackal46 said:I honestly thought the movie would be just okay, but man, I was stunned... I haven't seen anything quite this naive since I was a kid watching Power Rangers on Saturday mornings!
The whole thing is so predictable that you can basically guess every single scene before it happens, and honestly, every beat feels like something you've already seen a million times before.

And the plot? Gosh, it’s just so incredibly imaginative... I mean, not really, haha. 🙄
It's super obvious they just followed a basic formula—you've got your good guy (Daredevil), his "witty" sidekick, the girl next door, a priest, a nasty killer, and then the big bad boss at the end.

Look... I mean, it's based on a superhero comic book, right? You can't really expect it to bend reality or anything... I guess it's just one of those movies you watch for pure fun without actually thinking about it too much...
ruggedjackal46 ruggedjackal46 Regular
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joined May 2007
#38 ·
Jesse Kern6 said:Look... the movie is based on a superhero comic book. Don't act surprised if you weren't expecting it to bend reality or anything... it's just a popcorn flick meant for pure entertainment without any deep thought involved...

Sure, but the comic was actually engaging—it had style and some actual substance. This? It’s just mindless. The costume is garbage, and every single scene is so laden with clichés it hurts; you could predict the whole thing without even using your brain. I went in looking for "pure entertainment" without overthinking it, but honestly, this movie didn't even manage to deliver on that simple promise. What a waste.
Amanda Cruz68 Amanda Cruz68 Member
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joined Apr 2003
#39 ·
ruggedjackal46 ~ don't sweat the clichés too much. Look, the comic is super old school (honestly, I have no clue how many decades we're talking about—blame my lack of trivia knowledge 😁), so there was no way the movie could have reinvented the wheel. I’m only mentioning the age thing because it's not like this is some modern blockbuster churning out tired tropes; it's actually the source material that helped invent those exact clichés decades ago. Calling it "old" feels like a bit of an excuse, if you ask me 😁, but you get the gist of what I'm saying.

Besides, didn't I already mention in my first post that I'm just waiting for this to hit streaming? 😉
Amanda Cruz68 Amanda Cruz68 Member
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#40 ·
Oh, I totally forgot to mention this—don't even think about walking out of the theater when the fight scene kicks off. Stick it out until the very end. Seriously, there’s this one incredible scene right after the action dies down that you absolutely can't miss! 👍 😉 🙂

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