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J.C.V.D. (2008)

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granitehound19 granitehound19 Member
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#41 ·
Anthony Smith3 said:JCVD (2008) 4.5/5 - TRAILER
Look, I’ll just come out with it right away because I know some of you probably already get it... I’m a total Van Damme fan. I grew up on his movies, loved them as a kid, and honestly, I haven't outgrown them one bit—just like the "Goonies," "Conan," "Flash Gordon," and all those other flicks from my childhood. I've always felt he was underrated, both as an action icon and an actor, especially compared to the big names everyone hypes up like Stallone, Willis, or Schwarzenegger. In my book, his movie quality held its own against theirs, and he definitely had more acting ambition (and looked better than most, excluding Stallone). This movie proves it, too; it won over the critics and even a good chunk of the general public who usually can't stand him. I'll try to keep this objective, but don't blame me if I get a little carried away.
Basically, the film blurs the lines between reality and fiction. It uses this half-comedic, half-serious, almost "documentary" style to show the highs and lows of a washed-up action star's life—specifically Jean-Claude Van Damme. It touches on his rise and fall, the baggage he carries (drugs, legal battles over kids, terrible roles, and bad movies), most of which were his own fault. Then there's this fictional setup where he's a celebrity suspected of a bank robbery, leading to a hostage situation that isn't what it seems. The movie is packed with quality, from the technical side to the direction and acting. To me, it feels like a mix of Tarantino and the French New Wave, with a heavy dose of "Being John Malkovich" and "Dog Day Afternoon." If I'm wrong, correct me, but I think "JCVD" pulls from multiple styles—the editing, the cinematography, the framing, and the non-linear storytelling that shows different perspectives, which is classic Tarantino. Even the music choice fits perfectly.
The film kicks off with a long action sequence shot in one continuous take lasting about three and a half minutes, set to that great "Hard Times" track by Baby Huey. One thing to note: during that sequence, some of the villains Van Damme is tossing around are speaking American. At one point, you can actually hear a famous line from his old movie "Lionheart" — "First I'm gonna beat you, then I'm gonna screw you" LOL, a great little Easter egg that only real fans will catch. But moving on. That opening is exciting, funny, and a bit trashy all at once. It's the perfect way to show how tough and thankless it is to be a faded B-movie action star in an industry where everything is mass-produced just to make a quick buck. Don't let the action fool you, though; this isn't just another mindless shoot like his 80s and 90s stuff. Most of the action you see here isn't even the point of the movie.
"JCVD" is really a commentary on Van Damme's career and the entire action genre from the 80s and 90s. It name-drops pretty much every star from that era... Stallone, Schwarzenegger, Seagal, Chuck Norris, even Rutger Hauer. It even brings up John Woo, one of the absolute masters of the genre behind cult classics like "Hard Boiled" and "The Killer." It highlights how Van Damme’s persistence helped break into a Hollywood that barely knew who Woo was back then, even though the director was a massive star overseas. One of the characters even points this out. He says,"Man would probably still be throwing clay pigeons in Hong Kong if it wasn't for Van Damme". Would he? Who knows, but honestly, it doesn't even matter.
The movie shows just how much Van Damme hates his own career—the flicks he’s made and the mess he’s in now, basically "stuck" filming cheap action movies produced in Eastern Europe. He actually makes fun of himself for it. After Seagal snatched a role from him just because he trimmed his goatee, Van Damme took a gig in some low-budget trash without even reading the script, simply because he needed the cash. As funny as that sounds, it’s pretty close to the truth. It’s no secret that Van Damme hasn't been happy with his filmography; very few projects ever met his standards, which is likely why he decided to shake things up and try to hit the reset button on his career.
A young director and one of the writers, Mabrouk El Mechri, did a Lionheart job here. By managing to pull the best out of Van Damme—that raw acting talent that’s been buried for years—he crafted a film that's entertaining, sad, nostalgic, and genuinely smart. The great (and occasionally long) shots, expressive camera angles, washed-out cinematography, the color palette, and an incredible soundtrack are all tools he uses to bring his vision to life. It’s worth noting the director isn't some huge Van Damme fan; he only saw a couple of his old movies growing up, so this isn't some "fan tribute" to a fallen star like some might think. The direction is also super sharp, using a sort of Tarantino-style approach to the storytelling that works for a few reasons. First, it keeps the director from showing all his cards upfront; he toys with the audience and the direction of the plot, even if we don't necessarily buy everything we see. Second, it breaks up any potential monotony that would have come from a strictly linear story. What I mean is, the director pulls us away from the hostage situation at the bank—which can get a bit slow—to give us glimpses through flashbacks into the lead character's life, showing us problems that make the bank heist look minor by comparison.
I already mentioned the music, but it bears repeating. Not just the song choices that fit perfectly, but the instrumental score by Gast Waltzing, which sounds like something Lalo Schifrin would compose. All of it builds an amazing atmosphere. The songs used, specifically "Hard Times" by Baby Huey at the start and "Modern Love"—originally by David Bowie, but covered by Maria Mazziotti at the end—feel like they're narrating the actor's life story. "Having hard time in this crazy times" says one, while the other goes "Its not really work, Its just the power to charm, Im still standing in the wind, But I never wave bye bye...But I try, I try". It's not just Van Damme's career that mirrors those lyrics; sometimes it feels like us, too.

To Be Continued...

I've been here three days straight just listening to Baby Huey's album "The Living Legend: The Baby Huey Story," which features the track mentioned above🙏
I went looking for the actual soundtrack, but since I couldn't find it, I just downloaded this album instead—and honestly, I'm kind of obsessed with it...
If anyone happens to stumble upon the official OST, please shoot me a link via PM👍

As for the movie itself... it's excellent, though it left me feeling a bit heavy-hearted. It hits hard because Jean-Claude Van Damme was my childhood hero, and seeing him navigate such brutal moments in his life is tough to watch. That one monologue, in particular, really got to me; it was absolutely stunning and caught me completely off guard...
👍
Andrew Hill28 Andrew Hill28 Member
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#42 ·
Great movie. It’s a shame he turned down The Expendables. Imagine the spectacle—Stallone, Statham, Jet Li, Lundgren... if you threw in Schwarzenegger and Van Damme, it would easily be the greatest film ever made.🙏
Andrew Hill28 Andrew Hill28 Member
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#43 ·
The best lines are definitely in the Intro scene 🙏🙏

Come here! I’m going to destroy you, you piece of trash! You're about to see—first I'll beat the hell out of you, then I'm coming for you!

I'll rip your guts out!

I'll burn you alive!

Hahahaha
Anthony Smith3 Anthony Smith3 RegularOP
511 messages
joined May 2009
#44 ·
JCVD is coming to theaters here... 🙏🙏🙂🎉 🙂 🙂👏



Since Universal Soldier dropped back in '99, this is actually going to be the first Van Damme movie to hit our local theaters... and honestly, he earned it. 👍
Melissa Wilson2 Melissa Wilson2 Member
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joined Mar 2009
#45 ·
JEA, this is it. Jean-Claude Van Damme is finally back on top. I’ve been waiting forever for a movie that hits like Bloodsport or Lionheart did when I was a kid. Now, I can honestly say... Jean-Claude Van Damme is hands down the greatest action star ever.

The intro scene is absolute madness—it’s like a mashup of JCVD, Thief Killer, and Gun. And man, that soundtrack...🙏What can I even say?👍👍Man, that dream sequence blew me away. For the rest of the movie, JCVD just completely owns it. He’s basically making fun of himself, showing everyone exactly who he is... a total legend.
Jesse Torres4 Jesse Torres4 Newcomer
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joined Jun 2009
#46 ·
Hands down one of the best movies from 2008. To be honest, since it was a Van Damme flick, my expectations weren't exactly sky-high. I'll admit, back in the day, I was obsessed with his action and martial arts movies, though looking back now, I realize just how rough some of them were—even if they’ve somehow earned cult status over the years.

I hadn't read a single thing about this project beforehand; the movie just popped up, and I downloaded it expecting the usual predictable plot and cliché ending. Who could have guessed we'd get an experimental piece where Jean-Claude actually delivers a real performance (even while playing himself)? He's genuinely good in a film that feels reminiscent of Being John Malkovich. Perhaps, just perhaps, this is the direction he should take.
Chris Ruiz10 Chris Ruiz10 Active Member
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joined Oct 2005
#47 ·
Jesse Torres4 said:Hands down one of the best movies from 2008. To be honest, since it was a Van Damme flick, my expectations weren't exactly sky-high. I'll admit, back in the day, I was obsessed with his action and martial arts movies, though looking back now, I realize just how rough some of them were—even if they’ve somehow earned cult status over the years.

I hadn't read a single thing about this project beforehand; the movie just popped up, and I downloaded it expecting the usual predictable plot and cliché ending. Who could have guessed we'd get an experimental piece where Jean-Claude actually delivers a real performance (even while playing himself)? He's genuinely good in a film that feels reminiscent of Being John Malkovich. Perhaps, just perhaps, this is the direction he should take.

So the movie just "showed up online," huh? And you're just some innocent bystander who happened to download it. 😂

If only you had to actually live off your own hard work while others just shamelessly steal it and enjoy it for free (there's that "showing up online" bit again) while you're just trying to make ends meet. 👎
Anthony Smith3 Anthony Smith3 RegularOP
511 messages
joined May 2009
#48 ·
So you want to see this movie in theaters but can't be bothered to shell out for a ticket... well, maybe you'll get lucky because...

Van Damme's giving you a break

👍😁
nimblemarlin6 nimblemarlin6 Active Member
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joined Aug 2012
#49 ·
Caught JCVD at the theater this past Saturday. What Van Damme pulled off there is just wild—totally insane, but honestly pretty fascinating. This could easily be the turning point he needs for his career. The ticket Seller I talked to after the credits rolled thought the movie was an absolute comedy failure, though. The thing is, the program lists it as a comedy, which is just wrong—it’s more for those folks who dig those slightly "offbeat" movies that you never quite know where to categorize. It feels much more aligned with something like Spike Jones' Being John Malkovich.

There were maybe four people in the whole Movieplex theater. I guess everyone was out on a weekend trip or something...
David Price5 David Price5 Regular
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joined Jul 2012
#50 ·
nimblemarlin6 said:Caught JCVD at the theater this past Saturday. What Van Damme pulled off there is just wild—totally insane, but honestly pretty fascinating. This could easily be the turning point he needs for his career. The ticket Seller I talked to after the credits rolled thought the movie was an absolute comedy failure, though. The thing is, the program lists it as a comedy, which is just wrong—it’s more for those folks who dig those slightly "offbeat" movies that you never quite know where to categorize. It feels much more aligned with something like Spike Jones' Being John Malkovich.

There were maybe four people in the whole Movieplex theater. I guess everyone was out on a weekend trip or something...

🙏 😂
Michael Ortiz68 Michael Ortiz68 Regular
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joined Oct 2018
#51 ·
When I first heard that Jean-Claude Van Damme was up for Best Actor at the Sundance Film Festival, I honestly wasn't sure how to feel about it. But after sitting through JCVD, there wasn't even a question: that nomination is well-deserved. It’s genuinely refreshing to see this level of creativity and originality popping up in Hollywood lately. The film hits all the right notes—plenty of humor, solid action, tension, and touches of drama—yet everything flows together perfectly. The direction is nothing short of brilliant. I haven't come across this director before (this is only his second feature film), but you'll definitely want to keep an eye on him.🙂 One of the most original films released back in 2008. 9/10
P.S. That Intro scene set to Baby Huey's music is easily one of the best openings in cinema history.
Zachary Barrett4 Zachary Barrett4 Member
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joined Jul 2010
#52 ·
Has anyone else actually sat down and watched this movie?

It’s essentially a semi-autobiographical piece, where Jean-Claude Van Damme plays a version of himself—an actor who’s run out of both roles and money, and finds himself losing a bitter custody battle over his daughter in court. He heads back home to Brussels, where people still look at him like some kind of local hero, and stops by a post office to sort out a wire transfer... and that's where everything starts to spiral out of control...

What really caught me off guard about this one was Van Damme's dramatic performance. Look, I get it, we're all used to those hollow, mindless action flicks filled with his shaky English and those tired old clichés, but since this film is in French, it feels much more like a private, deeply personal confession from Van Damme as he portrays an older, somewhat weary actor. It’s actually quite fascinating how he uses the story to explain why he took all those specific roles in the first place, giving us a glimpse into how his career even happened.

Here is a little trivia to wrap things up: this is actually the only film starring Van Damme that holds a "Certified Fresh" rating on Rotten Tomatoes, sitting pretty at 85%.👍

If you haven't seen it yet, you really should; even my best friend, who is a total JCVD hater through and through, ended up being more than pleasantly surprised.😉
John Cooper31 John Cooper31 Newcomer
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joined Jul 2009
#53 ·
Man, this movie is fantastic, especially if you happen to know the biography of Jean-Claude Van Damme. It’s got so many cool moments, great acting, and a killer script...
Basically, it's his best performance to date. Not even exaggerating—just a truly great film.🙂

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