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Google: 10 most historically inaccurate movies

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Tyler Ruiz4 Tyler Ruiz4 Newcomer
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#61 ·
braveheart:
In the 13th century, you wouldn't have seen anyone wearing kilts—those didn't show up until the 1700s. Plus, Isabelle of France (played by Sophie Marceau, who basically disappears from the plot halfway through) was only three years old when Wallace messed up at Falkirk.
And that term "arse"? I think that didn't even enter the lexicon until the 15th century.😁

Still, I guess you can't deny the movie had a massive impact on sparking Scottish nationalism. Two years later, they managed to secure their own parliament. I'm not saying it was the sole reason, but the film definitely helped move the needle.
Jason Sullivan91 Jason Sullivan91 Newcomer
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#62 ·
The way they handled everything back in 2001 was just pure genius...
Raymond Cruz42 Raymond Cruz42 Member
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#63 ·
I remember when this list first dropped on IMDb; people were losing their minds over it, but honestly? It’s absolute garbage.

For me, the biggest historical disaster on here has to be: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109813/
Andrew Kim87 Andrew Kim87 Member
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#64 ·
goldeneagle2 said:If I can jump in here, dear Woody—*Gladiator* is absolute garbage because it completely butchers how people actually acted back in ancient Rome. Take that opening battle between the Romans and the Germans, for instance; it’s a total disaster. The Roman army looks less like a disciplined force and more like an undisciplined mob of street thugs. If you actually want to see what military discipline looked like, go watch the HBO series *Rome*. The Roman legions fought shield-to-shield; nobody was allowed to just break formation and charge out into a field to fight one-on-one against the enemy without permission. What were they, musketeers or something? In a real unit, their own centurion would have taken their head off after the battle for that, and during the fight, the line of legionary shields would have just closed up over them—they’d be written off as dead, and a soldier from the second rank would just step up to fill the gap. And then, after the fight, they’re all dancing around and rolling on the ground with joy? What is this, some kind of festival? It’s like watching a chaotic riot break out in Memphis. That level of breakdown in discipline would have been met with death. They should only have been allowed to celebrate if they were actually permitted to, not every time a soldier gets a little rush of adrenaline. And that’s just the first few scenes—after that, the Hollywood stupidity just keeps piling up for the rest of the movie. For a real look at Rome, watch *ROME*.

Listen to this 😂. Why are you bringing up those thugs so much? About 90% of the audience expects a massive historical spectacle when a movie about old battles gets made. Those 90% don't care about historical accuracy; they just want to have a good time watching the film. Then you've got that other 10% who act like amateur historians—including you—claiming the movie is garbage because it depicts certain customs incorrectly. That’s not even the point; you shouldn't take it that seriously. The movie won a ton of awards and praise, and then a few years later, some "historians" show up🤣😂 spitting on the film just because it portrays the Roman army "wrong." I wouldn't be surprised if you imagine the Roman army as some group of soldiers in polished, shiny armor, looking exhausted and bloody while still trying to maintain perfect formations against hundreds of barbarians🙄
Gary Patel Gary Patel Active Member
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#65 ·
Joshua Morales38 said:http://movies.google.com/feature/10mo...naccurate.html

..and just as you all suspected—here they are:

10,000 B.C.
Gladiator
300
The Last Samurai
Apocalypto
Memoirs of a Geisha
Braveheart
Elizabeth : The Golden age The patriot 2001 : a Space Odyssey
The Patriot
2001: A Space Odyssey

10,000 B.C. (I mean, obviously; half those species were already extinct, and the pyramids hadn't even been built yet.)
rustycrane23 rustycrane23 Newcomer
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#66 ·
Just finished watching Kingdom of Heaven and spent some time falling down a rabbit hole online, only to realize the movie is pretty much pure fiction—especially when it comes to the main guy. Honestly? Knowing how far off it is from actual history kind of ruined the whole experience for me. 👎👎
Raymond Cruz42 Raymond Cruz42 Member
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#67 ·
rustycrane23 said:Just finished watching Kingdom of Heaven and spent some time falling down a rabbit hole online, only to realize the movie is pretty much pure fiction—especially when it comes to the main guy. Honestly? Knowing how far off it is from actual history kind of ruined the whole experience for me. 👎👎

I felt the exact same way after watching The Flintstones and realizing humans and dinosaurs didn't hang out together, and they definitely didn't have pedal-powered cars, remote control TVs, or vacuum cleaners back in the Stone Age...

I just couldn't get over it... 😱

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