If you could cast any 8 actors in your own movie, who would they be?

George Newman58 said:1. Monica Bellucci
2. Jessica Alba
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Jennifer Connelly
5. Edward Norton
6. Robert De Niro
7. Dolph Lundgren
8. Steven Seagal

Genre: Action thriller with plenty of everything else

It’s got Dolph and Steven chasing them down while the women dash about in bikinis, all while Robert and Edward sit in some corner shop having a chat—very much in the vein of the first "Shopkeepers" film.

I think a much weirder and better-written conversation would be if Seagal sat down with Norton to discuss combat, nothingness, and the passage of time through the lens of modern plastic surgery...

Actors: Robert De Niro, Al Pacino, Anthony Hopkins, Morgan Freeman
Actresses: Meryl Streep, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Michelle Pfeiffer, Kate Winslet
Director: Martin Scorsese
Genre: thriller

Looks like everyone just threw their favorite actors into a movie directed by their favorite director. I’d prefer a bit more actual thought behind that...

No offense to electricstag2, but she listed Robert De Niro, Al Pacino, Anthony Hopkins, and Morgan Freeman. If I had to guess what kind of roles these old geezers would play? None of them are under 60...

Jerry Martin19 said:Looks like everyone just threw their favorite actors into a movie directed by their favorite director. I’d prefer a bit more actual thought behind that...

No offense to electricstag2, but she listed Robert De Niro, Al Pacino, Anthony Hopkins, and Morgan Freeman. If I had to guess what kind of roles these old geezers would play? None of them are under 60...

I could totally see a movie about four guys in an assisted living facility sharing life stories😬. Honestly, those actresses would fit right in there. Think along the lines of a low-key indie flick like "Sideways." The only things that don't click for me are the genre and the director😁.
But hey, everyone’s entitled to their own dream movie.

Linda Gonzalez16 said:I could totally see a movie about four guys in an assisted living facility sharing life stories😬. Honestly, those actresses would fit right in there. Think along the lines of a low-key indie flick like "Sideways." The only things that don't click for me are the genre and the director😁.
But hey, everyone’s entitled to their own dream movie.

aha. since you brought up assisted living, I bet Anthony Hopkins and Morgan Freeman would be perfect for that role.
Can't picture this Jones in this movie at all, especially since it's a thriller...

Genre: Action-packed erotic thriller (and let’s be honest, the viewers are getting off just as much as the characters are 😁 )
Cast: Monica Bellucci, Sharon Stone, Paris Hilton
Leading Man: David Caruso
Director: Quentin Tarantino

The film kicks off with an intense, heavy-hitting sex scene between Monica and Sharon—think classic Hollywood glamour meets raw grit. It’s high-quality stuff. Once the sophisticated audience has had their fill and settled in, David Caruso strides onto the screen, slides his sunglasses down, and delivers the line, "And now"—he snaps the glasses back up—“I'm going to put my dick in your ass"😎 Meanwhile, while they’re busy being scandalous, Paris Hilton meets a gruesome end, choking to death during some extreme deep throat action😁 Throw Tarantino’s signature directorial style into this chaotic mix, and you’ve got a potential blockbuster that’s actually worse than *Rocky*—because at least *Rocky* eventually knows when to stop coming back😬

blueranger12 said:Maybe Taylor would just be some quiet girl that Alec Baldwin refuses to touch because she looks too innocent. That’s his only redeeming quality. He won't touch anything pure. But Alec Baldwin? He'd definitely go after Taylor, and that's exactly why he secretly hates her. And Taylor? She’d probably want him to marry her.

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"Screw both of them, honestly."

Posted by: Steven Spielberg
Cast: Jack Nicholson, Tom Hanks, Robert De Niro, Anthony Hopkins, Sean Connery, Angelina Jolie, Catherine Zeta-Jones, and Pamela Anderson (who gets snatched up by the little green guys in the very first scene)
Genre: Sci-Fi / Horror / Thriller 🤣

Jerry Martin19 said:aha. since you brought up assisted living, I bet Anthony Hopkins and Morgan Freeman would be perfect for that role.
Can't picture this Jones in this movie at all, especially since it's a thriller...

Look, I already said the genre isn't really my thing. But if you're dead set on a lead, swap Zeta-Jones for Virginia Madsen instead 😁 .
Picture it: Hopkins and Freeman are residents, Al Pacino is the administrator, and Robert De Niro plays the wealthy buyer who decides to tear the place down to build a luxury hotel 😁 . Everyone’s got a deep backstory linking them together—plenty of romance and sharp, witty dialogue... none of that mindless violence or swearing, just top-tier acting from an incredible cast.
By the end, De Niro makes friends for life, even though the facility still goes under. In the final scene, some billionaire mogul buys up the land and sits back waiting for the local zoning laws to change.

ruggedjackal46 said:🤣 🤣



"Screw both of them, honestly."

😁

Legendary line:

"After watching Alec go at it with Velveta, he marched straight into Paris's room, kicked out some random guy who was halfway undressed, and said:

Now I'm gonna fuck you hard."

Linda Gonzalez16 said:Look, I already said the genre isn't really my thing. But if you're dead set on a lead, swap Zeta-Jones for Virginia Madsen instead 😁 .
Picture it: Hopkins and Freeman are residents, Al Pacino is the administrator, and Robert De Niro plays the wealthy buyer who decides to tear the place down to build a luxury hotel 😁 . Everyone’s got a deep backstory linking them together—plenty of romance and sharp, witty dialogue... none of that mindless violence or swearing, just top-tier acting from an incredible cast.
By the end, De Niro makes friends for life, even though the facility still goes under. In the final scene, some billionaire mogul buys up the land and sits back waiting for the local zoning laws to change.

That's the pitch. 🙏

During that whole standoff, vividharbor75 was just staring down Sheriff Alec, practically daring him to act. She didn't even have to utter a single word—not that she could, given she’s mute, right?—but one look from her said everything that needed to be said. Alec hesitated for a beat, clearly weighing his options, before finally muttering, "To hell with it," and diving headfirst into the fray...

http://velaluka.us/images/Dica/Jelena-VeljacaWeb.jpg - vividharbor75 finally drops the act of being some innocent little girl

http://www.vidiocy.com/baldwin.jpg - Sheriff Baldwin decides it's time to take matters into his own hands

I mean, just look at this lineup: Sean Penn and his wife, Morgan Freeman, Clint Eastwood, Meryl Streep, Susan Sarandon, Nicole Kidman, Tommy Lee Jones... oh, and Anthony Hopkins too!
genre: psychological thriller

blueranger12 said:😁

Legendary line:

"After watching Alec go at it with Velveta, he marched straight into Paris's room, kicked out some random guy who was halfway undressed, and said:

Now I'm gonna fuck you hard."

Honestly, maybe Ivy prefers this version more.

Ivo is a joke ☕

Jason Gonzalez7 said:I think a much weirder and better-written conversation would be if Seagal sat down with Norton to discuss combat, nothingness, and the passage of time through the lens of modern plastic surgery...

You know, you have a point there—that wouldn't be half bad!

Jerry Martin19 said:Ivo is a joke ☕

Every lead actor is... ☕ 😬

Jason Gonzalez7 said:Every lead actor is... ☕ 😬

but Ivo is built different... 😁

Jerry Martin19 said:Ivo is a joke ☕

Pull back. ☕ I can't believe we're still talking about this. It's ridiculous. Total nonsense. We need to get our heads wrapped around the facts here. Stop wasting time. Just look at the reality of the situation. Period.

Update: Miller ends up killing Vance. 😁 Rainy day.

Genre: Erotic
Leading ladies: Monica Bellucci, Jane Connely, and Angelina Jolie
Lead actor: Me
Screenplay: Written by yours truly
Director: Some cheapskate director from Budapest
Set design: Minimalist (the whole thing takes place in one single bedroom)
Costumes: Non-existent
My paycheck: Absolutely massive