CheckEmoji Community · the emoji forum
🏠 Home 🆕 What's new ❓ Unanswered 🔥 Popular 📡 RSS Members 👥 0 online log in · register
Home › Culture & Entertainment › Movies › Eragon

Eragon

Started by steelviper6 · · 👁 11 views · 128 replies

📡 Subscribe to replies

Participants steelviper6Melissa Moore32brisksailor3Larry Martin11cosmicraven2Austin Roberts8redowl90wanderingowl94Daniel Watson5Sarah Lopez6Chloe Palmer2Richard Carter59Walter Taylor6driftingtinker822Samuel Ortiz3Jeremy Flores10Elizabeth Patel67Nancy Lewis8Brandon Ortiz88rowdybadger41Melissa Price6shadowgardener12Brian Williamsslyowl9 …
Jeremy Bishop5 Jeremy Bishop5 Member
31 messages
joined Jul 2005
#101 ·
1. Honestly, you can't even claim to know what makes a movie good if you haven't sat through LOTR.
2. Let's be real, every single fucking movie has decent special effects these days, so that’s never really my deciding factor when I'm picking something to watch.
3. Sure, a movie might be fun, but only if you’ve never actually heard of HP, LOTR, or SW...
Jack Wright4 Jack Wright4 Newcomer
1 message
joined Jan 2007
#102 ·
My mistake, too.... I really shouldn't have stepped foot in a theater that day.
Weak plot, desperate acting, mediocre effects, and a total disaster when it comes to costume design.
It might have actually worked if the Fantasy genre hadn't already established its absolute megaclassics.
As it stands, it’s just another film aiming for blockbuster status while being nothing more than a B-production (though perhaps not in terms of budget)
Nicholas Walker3 Nicholas Walker3 Active Member
71 messages
joined Mar 2009
#103 ·
PitBu said:A book?
Durza and Eragon are locked in combat—and suddenly, Eragon starts seeing flashes of Durza's infamy... Harry Potter
That evil king—Gandalf, as it turns out—well, he definitely is... I mean, okay, fine, but others have pointed that out too.
Oh man, seriously... just ugh.

Since I see Eragon was written quite a while ago—so, yeah—it really makes you wonder who’s actually copying whom.🤣

So, basically, all those fantasy books are just ripping off older myths. You could totally link someone like Aragorn to William Wallace from Braveheart—or maybe El Cid, if you're familiar with that history—and just keep going like that! It really just depends on what you happen to know.🙂
Samuel Ortiz3 Samuel Ortiz3 Active Member
57 messages
joined Apr 2007
#104 ·
Man, even just looking at the names... you've got Aragorn, then there's Aragon, then Eragon, Eragorn, Grogrrngragrrrr... it's a total mess.🙂
Brandon Ortiz88 Brandon Ortiz88 Member
23 messages
joined Mar 2007
#105 ·
Honestly, Galbatorix reminds me way too much of those characters from Asterix and Obelix, it’s almost impossible to take him seriously sometimes :-DD
Nancy Harris50 Nancy Harris50 Member
12 messages
joined Mar 2005
#106 ·
steelviper6 said:It even features some big-name actors... like John Malkovich... ☕

LOL, he shows up for like one whole minute... or maybe two, if you're counting slow...
Kenneth Hayes10 Kenneth Hayes10 Newcomer
9 messages
joined Aug 2006
#107 ·
The book has a really solid story... even if it feels a bit derivative, though let's face it, we weren't exactly expecting a groundbreaking masterpiece. So, the potential for a great movie was definitely there... if only they hadn't targeted such a young audience. They crammed everything into about 90 minutes just because kids under nine can't sit still for much longer than that. It all felt totally unbelievable. I was honestly hoping for something more from the final battle... but it just fell flat. By the end, I could barely keep a straight face in the theater...
I honestly think someone who hasn't even read the book might actually enjoy the movie... I guess it all just comes down to personal taste...
Austin Roberts8 Austin Roberts8 Member
34 messages
joined Nov 2006
#108 ·
This movie is absolute garbage. If anyone actually thinks this flick is good, they honestly shouldn't be allowed to call themselves a cinephile or a film buff or whatever else. Scheisse !!!!!!!!!!
steelviper6 steelviper6 MemberOP
25 messages
joined Sep 2003
#109 ·
So, I'm actually kind of glad I skipped seeing it. 😬
Austin Roberts8 Austin Roberts8 Member
34 messages
joined Nov 2006
#110 ·
Seriously, best decision you ever made—trust me on this one.
Samuel Ortiz3 Samuel Ortiz3 Active Member
57 messages
joined Apr 2007
#111 ·
steelviper6 said:Honestly, it’s probably a good thing I skipped seeing it. 😬

Look, I’m not really going to dwell too much on what Austin Roberts8 is saying—honestly, he’s so completely repulsed by this movie that if you just listened to him, you'd think it was the biggest pile of trash ever put to film. It’s almost overkill, you know? My advice? Don't go in expecting anything life-changing, but hey, if you're curious, just give it a watch. At the end of the day, you can't exactly call it total garbage.
hollowrider17 hollowrider17 Newcomer
2 messages
joined Dec 2011
#112 ·
I'm with Samuel Ortiz3 on this one. Everyone’s got different tastes, so whatever... But honestly, I don't think anyone's topping Lord of the Rings. It's basically the gold standard for the genre, so we shouldn't expect too much from Eragon either...👎
steelviper6 steelviper6 MemberOP
25 messages
joined Sep 2003
#113 ·
Samuel Ortiz3 said:I probably wouldn't take Austin Roberts8 too seriously on this one—he's so disgusted by the movie that you'd think it was the worst thing ever made. I mean, don't go in expecting anything huge, but you could still watch it if you're curious. At the end of the day, it's not actually total garbage.

Well, I heard some things from a few friends too, so I gave up on it pretty fast. One buddy of mine—who's a huge movie buff, by the way—says it's basically a massive rip-off of Star Wars (talking about the movie, not the books), and another friend mentioned how half the scenes feel totally cut short, so you're left feeling confused when it jumps to something else mid-action... 😬
Dana Allen3 Dana Allen3 Member
10 messages
joined Jun 2004
#114 ·
So... if you've actually read the book—though I personally listened to it; there are two files available for download, about 100 MB each, totaling roughly 16 hours of content
...
Whatever you do, do NOT watch the movie... it's absolutely nothing special... you just can't cram everything from the book (which is fantastic, by the way) into a ninety-minute runtime
...
I'm telling you, you're better off just downloading those two files (Audiobook - Eragon is what you're looking for) and giving that a listen😉
...
...
...
The movie is a total disaster... I tried watching it three different times and gave up every single time... I honestly can't force myself to sit through more than twenty minutes of it... everything feels rushed and completely unexplained... it's just bad, plain and simple
...
Oh, did I mention the movie was terrible? 😬
Taylor Sanchez11 Taylor Sanchez11 Newcomer
1 message
joined Jan 2007
#115 ·
There aren't any dragons here, but there's something that reminds me of Eragon, especially when you think about Lord of the Rings! It's like a total Hollywood movie! Do you guys have a thread above for this topic?😕 😕 😕
Andrew Brown7 Andrew Brown7 Newcomer
1 message
joined Jan 2007
#116 ·
I was watching it yesterday and honestly—I just lost it. I was cracking up.
The movie itself is pretty mediocre, but man, there were some moments...🤣

Like at the beginning when he says Galbatorix—just totally deadpan.
"I miss my stone." Honestly, I was laughing like a complete idiot.

And then there’s that part where Durza pulls Ra'Zake out of the ground with that whole exorcism thing.
Plus Brom's sarcasm—hehe.
I mean, it's just a movie—good for relaxing for a bit, I guess.
Angela Sanders74 Angela Sanders74 Newcomer
2 messages
joined Aug 2008
#117 ·
Does anyone happen to know if a sequel has been filmed yet, and when we might actually see it hit theaters?
..I think it's called 😁Eldest
...
thanks!
briskbison41 briskbison41 Active Member
145 messages
joined Sep 2009
#118 ·
Angela Sanders74 said:Does anyone happen to know if a sequel has been filmed yet, and when we might actually see it hit theaters?
..I think it's called 😁Eldest
...
thanks!

I heard they're actually working on both parts two and three, but I haven't found anything listed under the name Elden.🤷
Chris Palmer3 Chris Palmer3 Member
12 messages
joined Aug 2008
#119 ·
briskbison41 said:I heard they're actually working on both parts two and three, but I haven't found anything listed under the name Elden.🤷

Well, the second book is actually titled Eldest, so if you were searching under "Elden," you weren't going to find anything at all. 🙂

To be perfectly honest, the movie was a total dud. It just didn't work. The book is certainly better, though let’s be realistic—it isn't exactly a literary masterpiece either. ☕
Gary Patel Gary Patel Active Member
74 messages
joined Jul 2022
#120 ·
Personally, I’m a firm believer that a dragoness should have wings—you know, bird-like, maybe even feathered at the tips. It feels more angelic—less like those oversized, typical bat wings we always see. As for the acting? Honestly, it was subpar—even some veteran actors managed to let me down here. The plot was just okay—nothing to write home about—and since I haven't read the book, I can't say for sure how it compares. Regarding Eragon, there isn't much groundbreaking about it—it feels like a lot of stuff we've seen before—a bit too much in the Tolkien vein, which is pretty common for most Fantasy works—though I actually loved seeing Black elves—it's a refreshing change since I don't get to see them portrayed that way very often. Of course, it's clearly not a bigoted production—since White actors always seem to snag the roles of being "perfect, beautiful, and brilliant."

You must log in or register to reply here.

Log in Register