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What’s your take on Peter Sellers and the Pink Panther movies? I honestly don't even know where to start with this series. To me, the Pink Panther series is probably some of the funniest stuff I've ever watched. Peter Sellers as Inspector Clouseau—with that accent and those facial expressions during interrogations—was just one of a kind. 🤣 🤣 Even now, I'm dying laughing just thinking about it. I remember when they used to air them on CNN; we couldn't even sit through a single movie without losing it because it was just too ridiculous. 🙏 Man, just thinking about that 20-minute interrogation in Pink Panther Strikes Again, which is basically legendary in comedy history...
'Clouseau: "Ah yes, this reminds me of my younger days at the academy. I was known as the star pupil on campus... ah yes, yes, it's all coming back to me now... ah yes, I remember..." (he falls off a ladder like a total idiot) 🤣 He wrecks half the room before the interrogation even starts... he destroys a metal knight and spends ten minutes trying to put it back together while everyone watches, only to end up holding a useless hunk of metal in his hand, haha. 🙏 And he says: "It is obvious that the knight who bought this south did not last very long." 🤣
Clouseau: "There is no need for you to speak unless I ask you a question... What is your name?"
"I am Shock, the gardener..."
Clouseau: "And what is it that you do?"
Shock: "I am a gardener..."
Clouseau: "Then why didn't you say that in the first place?"
Shock: "I did!"
Clouseau: "Look, don't try to be funny with me. This is a very serious matter, and everyone and everything in this "room" is under suspicion... What, what was it that you said?"
Someone: "You said room?"
Clouseau: "Yes, I know that, and there is a very good chance that someone in this room knows more about the murder than they are telling..."
A woman: "Murder?"
Clouseau: "What was it that you said?"
Woman: "You said murder?"
Clouseau: "What murder?"
Woman: "I don't know, you said murder?"
Clouseau: "I said murder, you said murder?"
Woman: "I said murder? I said murder because you said murder..."
A third person chimes in: "You said that someone in this room knows more about the murder than they are telling..."
Clouseau: "What is your name?"
"Shock!"
Clouseau: "The cook?"
Shock: "Gardener!"
Clouseau: "Aaaaah, now we're getting somewhere!!" Hahaha. 🤣
Clouseau: "You?" (he knocks the woman's head with the metal hunk) Hahaha.
Clouseau: "Who is this man?"
Some guy: "That's Mr. Statterstat..."
Clouseau: "I see. What is your job, Mr. Stukerstaff?"
Some guy: "He is a beekeeper..."
Clouseau: "I am not asking you, I am asking Mr. Stuffsucker..."
Some guy: "He said that he lost his voice..."
Clouseau: "I lost his voice?? A beekeeper who has lost his voice, a cook who thinks he's a gardener, and a witness to a murder... Ah yes, it is obvious to my trained eye that there is much more going on here than meets the ear..." (he stares blankly the whole time and, like an idiot, smashes an expensive piano with the metal object) Hahaha. 🙏 🙂 I was actually rolling on the floor here and had to pause the movie. 🙏
Clouseau: "Before you are dismissed, Mr. Stiffsticker, I suggest that you "kount# your bees; you may find that one of them is missing..."
Mrs. Livelilly: "You actually destroyed that piano??"
Clouseau: "What's the cost of a single piano compared to the horrific crime being committed right here?"
Mrs. Livelilly: "But that's a priceless Steinway..."
Clouseau: "Well, not anymore... what was your name again?"
Me: "Mrs. Livelilly"
Clouseau: "Mrs. Liveliver, if I recall correctly, you're the housekeeper?"
Mrs. Livelilly: "I've worked for Professor Housbender for forty years..."
'Clouseau: "Ah yes, this reminds me of my younger days at the academy. I was known as the star pupil on campus... ah yes, yes, it's all coming back to me now... ah yes, I remember..." (he falls off a ladder like a total idiot) 🤣 He wrecks half the room before the interrogation even starts... he destroys a metal knight and spends ten minutes trying to put it back together while everyone watches, only to end up holding a useless hunk of metal in his hand, haha. 🙏 And he says: "It is obvious that the knight who bought this south did not last very long." 🤣
Clouseau: "There is no need for you to speak unless I ask you a question... What is your name?"
"I am Shock, the gardener..."
Clouseau: "And what is it that you do?"
Shock: "I am a gardener..."
Clouseau: "Then why didn't you say that in the first place?"
Shock: "I did!"
Clouseau: "Look, don't try to be funny with me. This is a very serious matter, and everyone and everything in this "room" is under suspicion... What, what was it that you said?"
Someone: "You said room?"
Clouseau: "Yes, I know that, and there is a very good chance that someone in this room knows more about the murder than they are telling..."
A woman: "Murder?"
Clouseau: "What was it that you said?"
Woman: "You said murder?"
Clouseau: "What murder?"
Woman: "I don't know, you said murder?"
Clouseau: "I said murder, you said murder?"
Woman: "I said murder? I said murder because you said murder..."
A third person chimes in: "You said that someone in this room knows more about the murder than they are telling..."
Clouseau: "What is your name?"
"Shock!"
Clouseau: "The cook?"
Shock: "Gardener!"
Clouseau: "Aaaaah, now we're getting somewhere!!" Hahaha. 🤣
Clouseau: "You?" (he knocks the woman's head with the metal hunk) Hahaha.
Clouseau: "Who is this man?"
Some guy: "That's Mr. Statterstat..."
Clouseau: "I see. What is your job, Mr. Stukerstaff?"
Some guy: "He is a beekeeper..."
Clouseau: "I am not asking you, I am asking Mr. Stuffsucker..."
Some guy: "He said that he lost his voice..."
Clouseau: "I lost his voice?? A beekeeper who has lost his voice, a cook who thinks he's a gardener, and a witness to a murder... Ah yes, it is obvious to my trained eye that there is much more going on here than meets the ear..." (he stares blankly the whole time and, like an idiot, smashes an expensive piano with the metal object) Hahaha. 🙏 🙂 I was actually rolling on the floor here and had to pause the movie. 🙏
Clouseau: "Before you are dismissed, Mr. Stiffsticker, I suggest that you "kount# your bees; you may find that one of them is missing..."
Mrs. Livelilly: "You actually destroyed that piano??"
Clouseau: "What's the cost of a single piano compared to the horrific crime being committed right here?"
Mrs. Livelilly: "But that's a priceless Steinway..."
Clouseau: "Well, not anymore... what was your name again?"
Me: "Mrs. Livelilly"
Clouseau: "Mrs. Liveliver, if I recall correctly, you're the housekeeper?"
Mrs. Livelilly: "I've worked for Professor Housbender for forty years..."
