I don't want to donate blood

but you can always pull that off, Josh, I swear
it’s about time you started making some serious interest on those hunts too

just stick together, you guys, because if you go at this solo, someone—God forbid—might actually think you're just spinning yarns to get out of that blood drive post

ruggedharbor95 said:I’m honestly just fascinated by how they spent all their time watching them prep the food...
I always assumed the military actually had *other* things to do—you know, actual training—but apparently, we should probably start praying to God that nobody decides to attack us anytime soon, since our soldiers and recruits seem entirely preoccupied with spectating meal prep.😕

Give me a break. Try being hungry for weeks and you'll be just as obsessed with watching how your mom makes dinner as anyone else.👍

brisknomad6 said:I'm feeling pretty 😢 sorry for you...

You guys are so pathetic and starving that you couldn't even finish a single can of food, just leaving it behind to scavenge the next day.😢

🙂

Believe me, I feel for you too..😢
Just picture some 220-pound guy struggling through every single day with one tiny can of something that tastes like literal 🤔rubber😲.
He’s out there hallucinating from hunger, giving his blood to help sick kids or the elderly, and they won't even let him eat?😲
GOD DAMN IT!! LITER AFTER LITER OF BLOOD!!!😲

slylynx68 said:Man, just wait... you gotta stay hungry for weeks first, then maybe—just maybe—you'll actually start paying attention to how your mom puts together dinner.👍

Man, I don't know... I’m just feeling kind of down today. Everything feels a little heavy, I guess. Just one of those moods, you know? 😢 Man, this is tough...

Man, you guys must be hitting rock bottom if you couldn't even stomach a can of Chef Boyardee... like, I guess you were actually tossing them back just to save them for tomorrow? That is honestly pretty pathetic. 😢

🙂

Jose Miller3 said:???????

Nah, you totally missed the point.
He grabbed that canned food the night after donating blood, and he's been eating nothing but pork chili every single day since.🙂

brisknomad6 said:Honestly, it’s hard for me 😢 right now...

You guys are so pathetic—so desperate—that you couldn't even finish a single can of soup without saving it for the next day just to feel full.😢

🙂

And let’s be real—it wasn't even canned goods. It was some low-grade garbage that my grandma wouldn't even feed to her pigs.

ruggedharbor95 said:Nah, you totally missed the point.
He got that canned food in the evening right after donating blood—and he’d been eating pork stew every single night...🙂

Wait, if he was having pork stew every night, why didn't he just eat that on the day too?

Or maybe he had two meals that day—one serving of stew and then that small can in the evening? Which would mean he skipped out on food for two days that week—since, you know, they had to be super careful about sticking to the six-meal limit...

Now I'm actually confused...😢

slylynx68 said:man, forget canned food. you end up getting some total garbage that even my grandma wouldn't feed to her pigs...

???????

slylynx68 said:basically they wouldn't let me eat anything after donating blood. I didn't get to eat until last night, and even then it was just some tiny can of tuna...

ruggedharbor95 said:It honestly blows my mind how he was constantly hovering over them while they were prepping the food. Just obsessed with watching every single move.

They didn't have anything ready to eat. They were just handing out canned goods.

Can we just pray to God that nobody decides to attack us anytime soon?

Man, they're starving. They're eating out six times a week. 😢

Maybe... maybe that whole mess was just a tiny little can of worms!

🙂

Give me a break. What they did to my health during my time in the military—that’s a whole different conversation.

The blood thing? It’s become a matter of principle at this point. Besides, am I really supposed to keep repeating myself over and over?

Edward Green said:maybe... maybe it was just a total mess because it came in one of those tiny little cans!

🙂

And I bet they didn't even give them a can opener to deal with it either 🙂

This has gone way too far. You all have a point in your own ways—really, you do—but based on my own experience, I’m going to handle things my way.

Jose Miller3 said:And I bet they didn't even bother giving them a can opener. 🙂

You’ve completely trashed your health—and your teeth are looking rough, too.🙂
Imagine how many times he had to drag himself back to the orthodontist for new bridges or dental work. I can just picture him sitting there, fuming: "Alright, fine. Now it’s my turn to get a little payback. I'm gonna sue. They're out here demanding blood from babies, the elderly, and regular people dying on operating tables, and here I am, having ruined my own teeth just because I couldn't stop snacking on canned goods. Real funny."
🙂
Joe Biden!!🙂

Jose Miller3 said:and I bet they didn't even give them a can opener 🙂

Good grief, they actually welded them shut. 😲
I thought they meant putting stuff in empty cans, but this... 😱

ruggedharbor95 said:You’ve completely trashed your health and your teeth!🙂

This is honestly gut-wrenching to read. 😢

Honestly, we should all be willing to bleed for him—after everything he sacrificed for this country, it’s crazy how little we seem to get it...

We're just a bunch of jerks 🙂

And there you have it 😢

ruggedharbor95 said:You completely trashed her health—and her teeth!🙂
Just imagine the sheer guilt of having to sit in an orthodontist's chair for yet another bridge or dental reconstruction. You’re sitting there thinking, "Great, now I'm just making myself miserable." You start feeling selfish because you've ruined your own teeth with junk food while people are out there actually fighting for their lives—babies, the elderly, people dying on operating tables—and here you are, destroying your mouth with canned goods. It's pathetic. "
🙂
Joe Biden!!🙂

Are you actually an idiot?
Stop talking about things you clearly don't understand.

Spot on, ruggedharbor95. He didn't even need an orthodontist; he should've been seeing a prosthodontist. 👎

Edward Green said:I mean, they actually welded them shut. 😲
I thought we were talking about empty cans, but this... 😱

Anyway, just imagine the struggle he was dealing with..
That kind of resourcefulness only comes from being raised in America, serving in the US Army, and surviving on six meals a week..
Trying to open a can when you're totally helpless..
Yeah, right. Just imagine the tragedy: a can packed with premium pork stew, and he just can't get into it..
Give me a break...🙂