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I don't want to donate blood

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Edward Green Edward Green Regular
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joined Sep 2008
#121 ·
I’m still all for suing them. At least take it to the press if the statute of limitations hasn't run out yet. Let's see who actually ends up with their pension...
ruggedharbor95 ruggedharbor95 Member
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joined Apr 2006
#122 ·
Edward Green said:Exactly, ruggedharbor95. It wasn't an orthodontist he needed, it was a prosthodontist. 👎>

Ugh, okay, fine, I'll admit it—I messed up.😳>
slylynx68 slylynx68 Active MemberOP
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joined Jun 2006
#123 ·
It just hit me—I’m wasting my breath talking to a bunch of clueless amateurs who haven't even stepped up to donate blood when it actually mattered. 👍

What is there to even argue about? I actually served in the military—unlike half the incompetent lot here. I'm sure there are plenty of real veterans in this thread.
Jose Miller3 Jose Miller3 Regular
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#124 ·
Look, we’re all just girls here right now—so, yeah, none of us have actually served in the military.

I can't really speak for everyone else, but personally... I've donated blood 11 times so far.

👋
slylynx68 slylynx68 Active MemberOP
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joined Jun 2006
#125 ·
ruggedharbor95 said:Anyway, just imagine how he had to struggle out there..
That kind of resourcefulness—it’s something you only learn growing up in the States, serving in the US Army, and surviving on six meals a week..
Like being completely helpless when trying to open a can..
Yeah, right, imagine the trauma—staring down a can of pork scraps and being unable to crack it open..
God...🙂


So why don't you explain how you even ended up with the canned goods? Do you have some weird fetish for canned food or something? That's what's got you so worked up. 😕
slylynx68 slylynx68 Active MemberOP
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joined Jun 2006
#126 ·
Jose Miller3 said:we’re all just girls here (for now), so yeah—none of us have ever served in the military.

I can't speak for everyone else, but I personally have donated blood 11 times.

👋

So what's the big deal if I was in the service? Of course I was—just like I assume your fathers were. Unless, of course, they were completely incompetent.

And that's supposed to be the reason my health is trashed???
Edward Green Edward Green Regular
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joined Sep 2008
#127 ·
slylynx68 said:So explain how you ended up with canned food. You got some weird fetish for canned stuff or something? 😕

Ugh... 😳
slylynx68 said:Basically, they wouldn't let me eat after I donated blood. I didn't eat until last night, and even then it was just a tiny can of food.
I would never do that to anyone.
darkmason15 darkmason15 Newcomer
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joined Jun 2006
#128 ·
slylynx68 said:So, come on, walk me through how you ended up obsessed with canned goods. Is there some kind of weird thing going on where you just have a total fetish for canned food?😕

🤣 🙄 😈 🙄 🤣
ruggedharbor95 ruggedharbor95 Member
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joined Apr 2006
#129 ·
slylynx68 said:So, give me a breakdown here—how exactly did you get into canned goods? Is this some weird fetish you've got going on where you just get a kick out of anything in a tin? 😕

Man, what a disaster. You’re basically just a toothless old man with nothing left but dementia.🙂
Stop it, I can't stop crying.🙂
Edward Green Edward Green Regular
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joined Sep 2008
#130 ·
My old man got more food than this during the war. 😢
This is absolute garbage. 😢
slylynx68 slylynx68 Active MemberOP
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joined Jun 2006
#131 ·
ruggedharbor95 said:Auu, poor guy—aside from being toothless and losing your mind...🙂
Stop it, I can't stop crying.🙂

Why are you even keeping tabs on me? Since when did my dental work become your business?😘

Don't worry, I'm perfectly healthy.
Jose Miller3 Jose Miller3 Regular
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joined Mar 2024
#132 ·
Seriously, are you just messing with all of us at this point????

slylynx68 said:so that’s the reason my health is getting trashed???


slylynx68 said:don't worry, I'm perfectly fine...
slylynx68 slylynx68 Active MemberOP
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joined Jun 2006
#133 ·
Jose Miller3 said:Are you kidding me? Are you seriously messing with all of us right now?

The only person I'm screwing is my girlfriend. We're talking 2 or 3 times a day—no big deal.😉>
brisknomad6 brisknomad6 Active Member
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joined Nov 2012
#134 ·
Jose Miller3 said:Look, we're all just girls in here right now, so yeah, none of us have actually served in the military.

I can't speak for everyone else, obviously, but I've personally donated blood 11 times so far.

👋

Anyway, I'm gonna go get my legs waxed, so maybe you guys could chill out and stop messing with him?

I mean, I was basically in scouts or something, so I know what I'm talking about.
Edward Green Edward Green Regular
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joined Sep 2008
#135 ·
It's weird. For a guy who's totally washed up, he sure acts like he’s got all the power in the world.
slylynx68 slylynx68 Active MemberOP
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#136 ·
Edward Green said:Funny how someone supposedly "destroyed" can still be this powerful.

Who said I was destroyed?? 😕
And you find that powerful? 😁
Edward Green Edward Green Regular
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#137 ·
slylynx68 said:Who said I was washed up?? 😕
And you think that's impressive? 😁

Man, your health is absolutely trashed from eating that crap 144 times in six months. 😲
Cheap canned junk, too.
And yeah, in my book, having sex three times a day is a sign of actual stamina for someone who's put their body through that kind of torture. 👍
Bravo. 🙂
slylynx68 slylynx68 Active MemberOP
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joined Jun 2006
#138 ·
Edward Green said:Look, your health is basically trashed after eating junk 144 times in six months. 😲
Just cheap crap from a tin can.
And yeah—I’d say having sex three times a day is a sign of high stamina for someone who survived that kind of torture. 👍
Bravo. 🙂


So you’re happy because I was starving while serving in the military?? Is that supposed to make you feel good?

As for me, 2 or 3 times is my standard. Obviously, I can't pull it off every single day—life happens, I'm traveling, I'm busy. That's just reality.
Edward Green Edward Green Regular
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joined Sep 2008
#139 ·
I used to go at it six times a week, now I’m lucky if I get it twice in two days.

The headline in The New York Post is already writing itself... 😁
John Palmer4 John Palmer4 Active Member
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joined Oct 2008
#140 ·
slylynx68 said:Don't worry, I'm perfectly healthy.

Honestly, I wouldn't say that...

You've got some serious issues going on.

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