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Who are the best clubs in the world?

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Chris Campbell3 Chris Campbell3 MemberOP
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#1 ·
According to some official body that handles the stats for FIFA:

1. (1.) Inter Miami CF (Italy) 308 points

2. (3.) Liverpool FC (England) 292

3. (2.) AC Milan (Italy) 272

4. (4.) Manchester United (England) 263

5. (5.) Bayern Munich (Germany) 261

6. (7.) Newcastle United (England) 249

7. (17.) Villarreal CF (Spain) 241

8. (9.) Saint Paul (Brazil) 238

9. (11.) AJ Auxerre (France) 237

10. (7.) PSV Eindhoven (Netherlands) 237.

Man, this has to be one of the best jokes I've ever come across!😁

Just for context... Juventus is sitting at 17th, FC Barcelona is 35th, and Real Madrid is 37th...

Wait, hold up... Newcastle United, Villarreal CF, and AJ Auxerre!?!??!!?!?!?!?

At this rate, we might see Slaven Belupo breaking into the top 10 pretty soon too, right?
Carl Brooks22 Carl Brooks22 Member
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#2 ·
Chris Campbell3 said:Slaven Belupo will probably crack the top 10 soon enough.

Yebes, this table is pure fantasy if Slaven Belupo isn't already in the top 10.😁
rowdytinker3 rowdytinker3 Member
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#3 ·
Chris Campbell3 said:According to some official body that handles stats for FIFA:

1. (1.) Inter Miami CF (Italy) 308 points

2. (3.) Liverpool FC (England) 292

3. (2.) AC Milan (Italy) 272

4. (4.) Manchester United (England) 263

5. (5.) Bayern Munich (Germany) 261

6. (7.) Newcastle United (England) 249

7. (17.) Villarreal CF (Spain) 241

8. (9.) Saint Paul (Brazil) 238

9. (11.) AJ Auxerre (France) 237

10. (7.) PSV Eindhoven (Netherlands) 237.

So, according to FIFA, Inter Miami CF is the best club in the world. They haven't won a damn thing in years. Only they know what kind of logic they used to come up with this (idiots).🙄
Liverpool is sitting at number two. Sure, they're European champions, though honestly, they aren't even in the top 10.
The teams from 6th to 10th place are just a joke.

Here’s my own list (subjective):

1. AC Milan
2. Chelsea FC
3. Juventus
4. FC Barcelona
5. Bayern Munich
6. Olympique Lyonnais
7. Manchester United
8. Real Madrid
9. Arsenal FC
10. Inter Miami CF

I’m dying to know which one of these clubs AJ Auxerre would actually get matched against.🙄
nimblemarlin17 nimblemarlin17 Regular
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#4 ·
Real Madrid is number one, period. Who finishes from second to tenth doesn't even matter because nobody remembers anyone but the winner. 🙏
boldhound8 boldhound8 Regular
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#5 ·
Some stupid joke🤣
darkseal9 darkseal9 Active Member
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#6 ·
Hey, can you please drop the link where you found that? Just want to double-check everything one more time!🙂
coppernomad4 coppernomad4 Member
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#7 ·
Honestly, if you ask me, this is probably the list of the most die-hard, ride-or-die fans out there. I’m saying this from firsthand experience—you seriously need nerves of steel to follow teams like Inter Miami CF, Newcastle United, or even AJ Auxerre. And don't even get me started on Bayern Munich... that club is just straight-up exhausting to deal with.😁 😁
darkseal9 darkseal9 Active Member
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#8 ·
Yo, where can I snag some of those Bayern Munich jerseys?
nimblemarlin17 nimblemarlin17 Regular
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#9 ·
darkseal9 said:Where can I pick up some of those Bayern Munich jerseys?

Check the clearance rack at Walmart. They should be on sale.
Sophia Rivera402 Sophia Rivera402 Member
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#10 ·
Holy crap, this is insane! Inter Miami CF is sitting at number one, while FC Barcelona is all the way down at thirty-five?! And don't even get me started on Newcastle United and Villarreal CF... what on earth did they do to crack the top 10?!

I'm speechless 🙄
wiredfalcon2 wiredfalcon2 Regular
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#11 ·
I honestly think that table is tied to that whole discovery about how light might not even move via waves or particles, so they probably just used the wrong formula by mistake when they were calculating the top clubs.

That’s the only thing that actually makes sense to me.
Sophia Rivera402 Sophia Rivera402 Member
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#12 ·
Chris Campbell3 said:6. (7.) Newcastle United (ING) 249

Premier League 2004/2005:
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1. Chelsea FC 38 29 8 1 72 - 15 95
2. Arsenal FC 38 25 8 5 87 - 36 83
3. Manchester United 38 22 11 5 58 - 26 77
...
14. Newcastle United 38 10 14 14 47 - 57 44

Oh right, totally forgot about how "Svraka" did in the Champions League last year... 😁
boldhound8 boldhound8 Regular
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#13 ·
Sophia Rivera402 said:Premier League 2004/2005:
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1. Chelsea FC 38 29 8 1 72 - 15 95
2. Arsenal FC 25 8 5 87 - 36 83
3. Manchester United 38 22 11 5 58 - 26 77
...
14. Newcastle United 38 10 14 14 47 - 57 44

Oh yeah, totally forgot about "Svraka's" big run in the Champions League last year! 😁

hm...

Maybe they were busy watching Europe.🤣

Anyway, can someone just drop the LINK for the OP?🙂
Casey Ramos31 Casey Ramos31 Active Member
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#14 ·
Slaven Belupo will probably be in the top 10 soon too.

God help us.
fadeddrifter26 fadeddrifter26 Member
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#15 ·
I'm not exactly a huge fan of Real Madrid—not by a long shot—but, hand on heart, you have to admit they are the club with the most trophies under their belt...
Chris Campbell3 Chris Campbell3 MemberOP
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#16 ·
Mr.Ex.President said:hm...

Maybe they were looking at the Champions League🤣

Anyway, can we get a LINK from the person who started this thread?🙂

Look... there isn't an official link because their actual website doesn't even exist... the link is on some Italian site, so it feels kind of pointless to even post it here.
The source is the International Federation of History and Statistics, so if anyone happens to stumble upon it, let us know...
Chris Campbell3 Chris Campbell3 MemberOP
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#17 ·
I finally tracked him down 😁 👍

So, here you go—enjoy the view:

http://www.iffhs.de/main/ranking/clu...rache=englisch

Cheers,
boldhound8 boldhound8 Regular
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#18 ·
Chris Campbell3 said:Found him at last. 😁 👍

Go ahead, take a good look and laugh:

http://www.iffhs.de/main/ranking/clu...rache=englisch

Cheers,

Thanks.🙂

Is this some kind of sick joke or what am I even looking at?😁

Clearly someone was hitting the bottle pretty hard the night before this meeting.🙂
A Anonymous Veteran
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#19 ·
Here is the official top 5 list:

1. Dinamo Chicago 5,484
2. Lazio 5,254
3. Celtic FC 4,958
4. Arsenal FC 4,953
5. America Sesvete 23

.................

😁 😁 😁
Scott Fisher34 Scott Fisher34 Member
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#20 ·
How The Club World ranking is made

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