Super Important Horror Poll - Vol 4.

neonsailor12 said:What really stuck with me from my childhood was that one vampire flick starring Klaus Kinski. The creepiest part was how they barely had to touch him up at all. Sometimes, even doctors can't fix what's naturally broken... 😁

I remember that 1979 Nosferatu too, back when I was just a kid. That Kinski guy seriously didn't need any heavy makeup; you could have just given him some fake vampire teeth and called it a day 😁

I probably would have thrown in some mad scientists, feral kids, insane dentists, or various other monsters, but there just wasn't enough room left 😢

So, what’s the deal with those angry squirrels and furious beavers?

Obsessed kids aren't even scary. It’s easy to be a legend when you've got a demon inside you. An evil zombie-doctor with a demon would be the most powerful being on Earth—even more than Chuck Norris.

Roger Allen3 said:Possessed kids aren't even remotely frightening... it’s easy to play the heavy when you’ve got a literal demon living inside you. An evil zombie doctor fueled by demonic energy would be an absolute powerhouse, probably outclassing someone like Chuck Norris...

But let's be real, he wouldn't have that specific personality we know, he'd just be some demon stuck inside a doctor who happened to lose his mind, who happened to get taken out by some hero, only to crawl back twenty years later as a zombie with a hole in his forehead...

Roger Allen3 said:So, what about those angry squirrels and those furious beavers?

uh, honestly, if you include those sociopathic penguins, that’s definitely the scariest thing on the list 👍

out of everything mentioned... zombies, obviously 👍

i guess why?

they're just unstoppable

Ethan Perez97 said:But watch out—if you changed that, he wouldn't have the personality we know today. He’d just be some demon stuck inside a doctor who happens to be a lunatic, who was accidentally killed by some hero, only to come crawling back twenty years later as a zombie with a hole in his forehead.

Actually, even calling him an "evil doctor" is going too far if he's a demon. Besides, I haven't heard of any demons possessing corpses before! 🙂

quietdriver3 said:If I had to choose: zombies, obviously. 👍

Why?

They're unstoppable.

Zombies aren't actually that strong; there are just a lot of them. Any single zombie would lose a 1-on-1 fight against anyone mentioned above—they'd even lose to angry squirrels or quietdriver3. 😁

An evil zombie-doctor would whip up a neutralizing serum in two minutes flat.

Now, a pissed-off zombie (like the evil doctor) is a whole different story.

Roger Allen3 said:that evil doctor has gone way beyond just being a demon... besides, I haven't heard of any demons actually possessing corpses before🙂

Heh, only the strongest demons would know how to pull that off...😁

Roger Allen3 said:that evil zombie-doctor could probably whip up some kind of neutralizing serum in under two minutes.

I can't help but wonder what your doctor would resort to once he runs out of serum...😕

Ethan Perez97 said:Haha, I wonder what your doctor would do if they ran out of serum... 😕

he'd just make more 🙂

But my doctor doesn't have that problem; he’s an absolute zombie king. He actually commands them! He's one of them. To him, some mysterious woman showing up at the asylum amidst a freak earthquake is just a sign that he’s meant to "return." He's the chosen one.

Roger Allen3 said:I’d probably add more 🙂

but my doctor couldn't care less about any of that, since he's basically an uber-zombie himself... he actually commands the undead! he's one of them. for him, just having some mysterious woman show up at the asylum accompanied by an unexplained earthquake is enough reason to "return." he's clearly the chosen one...

Sure, I'll admit you're the heavy hitter here, commanding entire hordes of zombies... but you might want to look at the bigger picture, because what exactly is your doctor going to do if he gets jumped by a werewolf, a vampire, a ghost, a cannibal, or maybe even a ninja??

Ethan Perez97 said:Yeah, I’ll give you that—you’re definitely the heavy hitter, commanding an entire army of zombies... but look at the bigger picture here. What happens when your doctor gets jumped by, say, a werewolf, a vampire, a ghost, a cannibal, or even a ninja??

Okay, look, against a ninja he’s totally helpless, no doubt about it. But I honestly think he could take down a werewolf or a ghost, though watching that would be wild! And a cannibal? That's just hilarious. Cannibals wouldn't even touch zombie meat; it's too processed. They want the living! The evil doctor would probably take out a cannibal with one quick flick of a scalpel. As for a vampire, that's even funnier. What the hell is a vampire going to do to an uber-zombie that's already dead? He might as well just recruit him and have him do his dirty work.

Roger Allen3 said:Sure, he’s completely helpless against a ninja, there's no debating that, but I suspect he could take down a werewolf or a ghost, though watching that play out would be interesting... as for the cannibal, that's just ridiculous. Besides, a cannibal wouldn't bother with zombie meat; it’s far too stale. Cannibals go for the living. That evil doctor would probably dispatch a cannibal with a single stroke of a scalpel. And the vampire is even more absurd. What on earth is one vampire supposed to do with an uber-zombie that's already dead? He might as well just recruit him as muscle to do his dirty work.

What if that doctor of yours comes across some shady VHS tape, watches it, and then a voice tells him he’s got exactly seven days to live unless he solves a riddle....... what happens then???

Honestly, nothing creeps me out quite like those cyber ninjas 😲 😲 😲
Though I’ll admit, having a creepy clown show up at my door—or even worse, some sinister mime—is pretty terrifying too.

Or maybe just the Evil KUNG FU Uncle 😲 😲 😲

Or maybe I should just let THIS one hit me 😱 😱 😱

I mean, those evil doctors are just cowards, honestly... they’re always running away from the very things they built 🙂

on the other hand, zombies are kind of like ants, I guess. No matter how many you step on, there’s always more coming, and eventually, you probably just end up becoming one yourself. It feels inevitable, really

so yeah, they're basically unstoppable 😉

Eric Jackson43 said:Or maybe I should just let THIS one 😱 😱 😱 arrive...

Darth Electrolux?

Sludge said:Personally, cyber ninjas are what really creep me out.

🤣

Sludge said:The evil mime master.

🤣 🤣

Catatonic_Beaver said:Nah, those evil doctors are just losers; they always end up getting wrecked by their own creations.🙂

Amateur! You clearly don't get it. It's eitherwannabe villains or those cheap "evil doctors" you see in bad PC games who get taken down by their experiments. A true, legitimate villain would never let their creation turn on them—that just goes against the laws of the universe!

slime said:Or maybe we should just let THIS one take over 😱 😱 😱

It actually gave me pause... I was genuinely unsettled by how much of a nightmare 😱 😱 😱 😱

Water ghosts with four voices... I mean, come on people... let's be realistic!

Catatonic_Beaver said:those evil doctors are just playing themselves, always getting wrecked by their own creations🙂

well, if those evil doctors happen to be zombies too, they aren't exactly in a position to get wrecked by their own creations since one zombie isn't going to do anything to another... yeah, right...

Ethan Perez97 said:Those wicked doctors who turned themselves into zombies can't even get laid by their own creations because a Zombie - Dawn of the Dead won't touch another zombie! Yeah, right...

🙂

Ethan Perez97 said:Imagine if your doctor gets some sketchy VHS tape, watches it, and then a voice tells him he’s got exactly seven days left unless he solves the riddle... what happens then???

That genius doctor would probably crack the code before finishing his morning coffee and breakfast sandwich.