Dogma

Nobody even brought up the Movie forum when we're talking about hens.

Aha.. okay.. if that's how you look at it.. I guess they're all 'hens' 😉 ... though I thought Maristellin's comment was a little more subtle... 😁

Jessica Nguyen85 said:Aha.. alright.. if that's how you want to play it.. I guess they're all just 'chicks' then.. 😉 ... though personally, I felt Maristella's take was being a bit more subtle... 😁

I'd definitely put my money on her being the more subtle one here, too. 😎

..back to Maristella 😈

Just more typical Christian propaganda.
I mean, someone said a long time ago that even if it's bad advertising, it's still advertising. I guess...

maristella69 said:My favorite would be whoever manages to kick all the chickens out of the movie.😠

Oh boy, here comes a little chick charging at the hens for no reason at all.
🙄
Given how much attitude is being thrown around, there's really no point in picking a fight with Gary Sanchez; she actually seems quite charming to me now.
Besides, the conversation is drifting further away from Ben Affleck and Dogma (remember how this whole thing even started?)
If I may return to the film itself, my absolute favorite is Rickman throughout the entire thing, followed closely by Jason Lee.
If anyone else had delivered those lines instead of Rickman, it would have been a total disappointment. His expressions, that deadpan delivery... he's just the king.

kva kva kva

...I’m done posting about anything that isn't strictly about movies. Because I refuse to back down from my opinions
I can never seem to stop myself in time,
and that’s exactly why this thread turned into what 👎

...and as for Gregory Smith4, he has absolutely no right calling me stupid based on a few posts and the tiny amount of time he's even been on this forum.

..As far as I'm concerned, the moderator can just shut this whole thing down since it's drifting way away from the point of the topic.

..Unless we actually stick to the subject matter this thread was created for.

the witch said:if I can pivot back to the movie, my favorite is definitely Rickman, followed by Jason Lee.
If anyone else delivered those lines instead of Rickman, it would be a total letdown. His face, his deadpan delivery... the man is a king.

...thanks, witch.

Alright folks, let's try to tone it down a bit... if we want to keep this sub from turning into a total circus, we just need a little basic decency and fewer personal jabs. It won't be that hard.

Gary Sanchez said:...it's just that I want to tell Gregory Smith4 that he has absolutely no right to call me stupid based on his handful of posts and the tiny amount of time he's spent on this forum.

Read between the lines, honey.
I never actually called you stupid—that was your own conclusion to draw.

And please, do me a favor and stop commenting on my posts... Honestly, my 300 posts have more artistic merit than your entire flimsy little body of work combined.
🙄

Gregory Smith4 said:Read between the lines, sweetie.
I never called you stupid. You just reached that conclusion on your own.

And please, stop commenting on my posts... My 300 random thoughts have more artistic merit than your entire shaky little body of work.
🙄

..Jesusss,
is an alphabet smarter than you? 🙄
...seriously, stop fighting me.

...you can "read between the lines" too. Nobody was commenting on my posts; I just pointed out that since you haven't even been on this forum for long, you can't possibly weigh in on a guy you don't even know.

...so, can we just end this, please?

🙂

...if I watched Dogma five times, it’d probably just keep getting better every single time. The facial expressions, the hair, the irony, the constant self-deprecation—it's all there in those subtle and loud jokes.

Personally, Chasing Amy is my top pick, but Dogma is seriously good too.

The casting is spot on. You've got Ben Affleck playing the idiot perfectly, leaning right into the shooting and the endless talk about sex.

Alan Rickman is just cool, and that guy falling from the sky who some other version of Jesus owes money to? Pure comedic gold.

Having Alanis Morissette play God is a vibe. If there actually is a God out there, I hope she's female and as cool as Alanis.

But honestly, the absolute best part of the whole movie is the divine, sexy voice and those small breasts—the incredibly sultry and brilliant Linda Fiorentino.

Anyone who's seen Jade or The Last Seduction knows exactly what I'm talking about. Ugh!

For me, Jay and Silent Bob are absolute legends... 🙂

Emily Torres2 said:Alanis Morissette is basically my God—if there actually is a deity out there, I really hope she's as cool as Alanis.

I'm with you on that, amigo, though I've always pictured God looking more like Lara Flynn Boyle back before she dropped down to like 80 pounds 😎 .. what do you think?

Buddy, listen
I feel your pain on this one 😬 😬 😬
but before she went and got that breast augmentation and ruined them forever
and after Jack Nicholson—man, I am not a fan, dude!

Seriously, think about it again 😁

http://www.hqcelebsite.com/lindaFior...es/image11.htm

Emily Torres2 said:Check this out: http://www.hqcelebsite.com/lindaFior...es/image11.htm

Well, that's just great... 🙂 🙂 You're totally tripping, amigo... Linda is just the last (well, second to last) descendant—basically Jesus's cousin, not God. 😎

Gary Sanchez said:...you can read between the lines, too—nobody has actually commented on your posts. I was simply pointing out that, given how little time you've spent on this forum, you really can't claim to have an opinion on someone you don't even know.

Listen, honey, I was already typing out essays here while you were still in diapers.

And yet, somehow, it still isn't clicking for you.

One doesn't "chat" with me—one listens...

🙂 🙂

Eric Jackson43 said:You simply cannot stop this momentum. *cactus*, please—do bow your head in humility, offer a sincere apology to the highly esteemed Mr. Gregory Smith4, and express your deepest gratitude for the way he enriches this forum by radiating such magnificent intelligence and invaluable wisdom. In his mere 300 posts, he has fundamentally transformed our very existence; honestly, before his arrival, we didn't even truly understand what life was! And so, Gregory Smith4, glory be to you, and thank you for allowing us the privilege of walking in your shadow.
🙂

Precisely so.
I have plucked you all from the dim light of an unreachable abyss of consciousness and established entirely new criteria for continuing these revolutionary doctrines...

Kneel, you insignificant beings, for God is finally among you... 😁

🙂 🙂

Douglas Edwards2 said:hey .. 🙂 🙂 but you're tripping, amigo .. Linda is just a distant relative of Jesus, not God 😎

Now you're really getting on my nerves: this is exactly why I can't stand Mel's Passion, but I dig something like The Last Seduction, where a guy actually gets to marry, hook up, and have kids (check out how gorgeous she is, like Linda Fiorentino, not Lovelace😁 )

I know who's who in Dogma, but you won't find anyone better than Alanis, even if it has to be sexless, comprende?

But man, I'd take Jesus's relative any day. Ugh.

Gregory Smith4 said:Man, I was already typing stuff out on these boards while you were still wetting your diaper.

Honestly, you really let me down this time. I actually thought you managed to pull all this off in just 300 posts, but now I see you've been hanging around the scene way longer than that. You've officially lost my respect, man. Now how am I supposed to tell my kids about the legendary, brilliant Gregory Smith4? HOW? 😢 🙂

Emily Torres2 said:Well, since you're really twisting my words now: that’s exactly why I can't stand Mel's Passion, whereas I actually dig The Last Seduction, where a guy gets to get married, sleep with someone, and have kids (look at how gorgeous she is, like Linda Fiorentino, not Lovelace😁 )

I know who everyone is in Dogma, but honestly, you aren't going to find anyone better than Alanis Morissette (it's gotta be sexless, comprende?)

but man, I would do Jesus's cousin soooooo badly. Ugh.

Look, Scorsese gets Jesus... Mel is just weak. 😎

http://www.platinum-celebs.com/actre...ctures_01.html

Look, pick one from the window on me. My treat.
Honestly, looking at Linda Fiorentino, I’d be shouting "Jesus!" any second now.😁

Eric Jackson43 said:Well, now you’ve gone and truly disappointed me. I honestly believed you had managed to pull all of this off in a mere 300 posts—quite an achievement, wouldn't you say? But looking at the facts, it turns out you've been on the scene much longer than that. You have fallen in my eyes; you have fallen.

You—you mere mortal! How do you even dare to speak with such a servile yet arrogant tone toward the very incarnation of battle?!?!

🙂 🙂