Soccer Club Kits, Vol. 1

I’m totally with Kimberly Gomez34 on this one—how are we even supposed to call the Frenchies "Unicolors" now? They're the tricolors, period, and this jersey is just straight-up retarded... Honestly, I can't stand those dragons or any of that nonsense (Inter Milan 🤦) and I absolutely live for Adidas and the way they handle their designs... Nike's designs are just a complete disaster...

The French kits will feature a blue jersey paired with white shorts and red socks, or whatever you call those things at the bottom. So, there's really nothing to complain about...

Ronald Gomez3 said:The French kits will feature a blue jersey paired with white shorts and red socks, or whatever you call those things at the bottom. So, there's really nothing to complain about...

I'm with you on that. By the way, it's "a blue kit," not "a blue kits." Grammar, people! 😉

coppernomad4 said:I’m totally with Kimberly Gomez34 on this one—how are we even supposed to call the Frenchies "Unicolors" now? They're the tricolors, period, and this jersey is just straight-up retarded... Honestly, I can't stand those dragons or any of that nonsense (Inter Milan 🤦) and I absolutely live for Adidas and the way they handle their designs... Nike's designs are just a complete disaster...

They're still the tricolors regardless. Honestly, I don't get how anyone could actually like that 98' kit where the sleeves looked like something a wizard would wear. The next jersey will definitely have red accents. Not to mention, the French team went decades without any red details on the shirt, so this current look isn't breaking any sacred rules

Here's an example, wiredfalcon2 brings up Adidas..



...and nobody in France is going to start calling their national team the "tricolors," they'll stick with Les Bleus 😉

Since we've already been drinking with the Frenchman, here's another shot clearly showing what happens to the jersey when you roll up the sleeve

Do they even have some random Frenchman in their rap crew?

Patrick Martin said:Do they even have some random Frenchman in their rap crew?

23

Number 23?

Patrick Martin said:Number 23?

haha

What a total trend!

Carol Lewis50 said:Since we've already been drinking with the Frenchman, here's another shot clearly showing what happens to the jersey when you roll up the sleeve

Ronald Gomez3 said:The French kits will feature a blue jersey paired with white shorts and red socks, or whatever you call those things at the bottom. So, there's really nothing to complain about...

It seems my intuition was correct after all. These new jerseys are quite striking... especially seeing how well they suit Florent Malouda...

Malaluda looks great, but he’s a bit of a little guy, honestly.

Patrick Martin said:Malaluda looks great, but he’s a bit of a little guy, honestly.

Actually, Florent Malouda is perfectly fine height-wise, considering his mother is white. These other players are African, which explains why they tend to be taller. Back in the day, you could call someone a border guard without issue, but I suppose people find that offensive nowadays...

Ronald Gomez3 said:Actually, Florent Malouda is perfectly fine height-wise, considering his mother is white. These other players are African, which explains why they tend to be taller. Back in the day, you could call someone a border guard without issue, but I suppose people find that offensive nowadays...

Well, Kunta Kinte Three Forints is clearly cut from the same cloth if you're going by that offended logic of yours. I'm curious, what's your actual take on players like that?

Patrick Martin said:Well, Kunta Kinte Three Forints is clearly cut from the same cloth if you're going by that offended logic of yours. I'm curious, what's your actual take on players like that?

Perhaps, though one could argue that Didier Drogba was raised in Europe, and his development was shaped by those standards...

For the hundredth anniversary. 🤣
Man, this one would be absolutely killer if it wasn't buried under a mountain of annoying ads. 🤣

Puma always puts that logo right on the jersey if you're looking for it, nothing groundbreaking there—it’s just gold this time instead of the usual yellow.

Carol Lewis50 said:Puma always puts that logo right on the jersey if you're looking for it, nothing groundbreaking there—it’s just gold this time instead of the usual yellow.

I mean, I get it, but does the logo seriously need to take up the entire damn shirt? 🤣

Back to fantasy

This Dutchman looks terrible